r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/Full_Performer5159 18h ago

When Mom buys you lemons, make lemonade!

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u/Krell356 17h ago

Instructions unclear

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u/Bearstrum 17h ago

Finally! The engineers made the combustible lemons that burn your house down

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u/Galactinaut_001 17h ago

What? I thought it was supposed to burn Life's house down.

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u/FalenAlter 17h ago

What if you are life?

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u/Galactinaut_001 17h ago

I'm not. If I was Life, my childhood dog wouldn't have grown old.

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u/ComfortableSalt8631 14h ago

Ouch brother, that one really hurt 🤕

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 12h ago

Yeah that turned dark real quick. I’m sorry, Galactinaut. ☹️ I miss my childhood dog, too. 🫶🏻

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u/Bitter_Profit_4099 9h ago

Nonsense, you're Life! If you wasn't, everything would just stay the same.

(Note: I don't want to undermine your loss, but Life is about change and time. We're Life, and so we are. Stay safe.)

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u/pchlster 11h ago

Futball is life!

https://giphy.com/gifs/r10DsbqjFHkqiJXu8Z

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u/FalenAlter 6h ago

Just binged the first three seasons and mostly caught up to the 4th and damnit I see why people love it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aBDcRyOlJalDcLrD3N

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u/pchlster 6h ago

Roy Kunt is great and so is Danny, even if they're about as different from each other as people get.

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u/FalenAlter 6h ago

Brett Goldstein is also really good in Shrinking (my current binge) but Shrinking is not nearly as good as Ted Lasso

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u/atmoose 16h ago

Life is the name of the whale I live in. Thankfully I don't think he's flammable. Life would explode pretty good though