r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 4h ago

has nothing to do with anything, but if anyone wants another funny story with this guy. Here ya go.

One of his other quirks is that he watches movies all day every day (or shows that he has boxed sets of). He pulls all of his movies out in themes. Like he watched all of the marvel movies in timeline chronilogical order, he'll watch a whole series of a show, or sometimes he'll watch all the movies of one actor.

On the day for this story it was Wesley Snipes day. And I'm down for that. Sounds good to me, I can watch some blade, some new jack city, white men can't jump. Etc. But what you dont' factor in is that Wesley Snipes has been in a lot of HORRIBLE movies. And the movie we ended up watching is called FutureSport. And the premise of this dumpster fire is that sometime in the future, the most popular sport in the world is this conglomeration of skateboarding, roller derby and skeeball, they have a hoverboard and can pass this skeeball around and try to throw it in a little hole. It's like quittage but super dumb. And there is a war going on between two factions over the "territory of hawaii". And there is a proposal to have a futuresport match where the winner gets Hawaii. And yes, it is every bit as horrible as that sounds. It is either the worst, or second worst movie I've ever seen (congo, but for movie and personal reasons). But anyway we sat there watching this movie. And in the middle of it he had to leave to his room to cath. I could do it for him faster. But he prefers to do it bc it's therapy for his hands. This guy doesn't like you to stop his movies or touch his phone. So I'm just sitting there watching this pos while he's in the back. And finally the movie ends and my dude comes back in. He wheels over to the bluray player AND STARTS THE MOVIE COMPLETELY OVER. Worst movie i've ever seen and I had to watch it twice back to back. Literally credits....restart. That was painful.

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u/TheSadSadist 3h ago

Ok that made me laugh.

That also reminded me of a story from when I was a kid. Whatever age 4th grade is. My brothers and I went through a phase where we would watch Rush Hour with Chris Tucker and Jacki Chan daily. Sometimes multiple times a day. On dvd or vhs. I don't remember.

We only had on TV at my dads house at the time and were changing channels and saw Rush Hour was on tv so we let it play. Commercials and all. 

You could tell me dads girlfriend was super annoyed and she wanted to watch something else. Loke halfway through the movie she says something like "boys why are you watching this on TV when we own it." And then my dad was like "shes right boys. Start it over on dvd."

And we were like "yay!"

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 2h ago

lol, yeah, but Rush Hour is good!

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u/becooltheywatching 2h ago

I hate that I want to see this now lol

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 1h ago

futuresport? Oh dude, you should do it! This is the trailer for it, and it's so bad that they don't even put dialogue in it. And these are the best parts of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytq1sEZgWA0

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u/becooltheywatching 1h ago

Ok, I am going to watch it in solidarity homie. Lol

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 33m ago

please post back here when you do. I would LOVE to hear about that lol

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u/Delicious-Leg-5441 9m ago

FutureSport sounds very much like Rollerball (1975). I just looked it up and the future in the movie is 2018. No Rollerball but corporations owning so much wealth they did get right.