r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 6h ago

on the weekends I take care of a quadriplegic guy. He has a brain injury and for the most part he's just normal. But he can get stuck on a topic and repeat alot. And he's got this weird quirk that when he thinks of something he may need to buy he'll buy crazy quantities. He had a pair of scissors go missing (I think they ended up being found) and he ordered 26 pairs of scissors (some were in packs). He goes through 15 enemas in a month. The other day he asked me how many he had left and I told him 45 (3 months worth). And he said "ohhh, I'm kinda low" and he proceded to order THREE YEARS WORTH of enemas.

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 6h ago

has nothing to do with anything, but if anyone wants another funny story with this guy. Here ya go.

One of his other quirks is that he watches movies all day every day (or shows that he has boxed sets of). He pulls all of his movies out in themes. Like he watched all of the marvel movies in timeline chronilogical order, he'll watch a whole series of a show, or sometimes he'll watch all the movies of one actor.

On the day for this story it was Wesley Snipes day. And I'm down for that. Sounds good to me, I can watch some blade, some new jack city, white men can't jump. Etc. But what you dont' factor in is that Wesley Snipes has been in a lot of HORRIBLE movies. And the movie we ended up watching is called FutureSport. And the premise of this dumpster fire is that sometime in the future, the most popular sport in the world is this conglomeration of skateboarding, roller derby and skeeball, they have a hoverboard and can pass this skeeball around and try to throw it in a little hole. It's like quittage but super dumb. And there is a war going on between two factions over the "territory of hawaii". And there is a proposal to have a futuresport match where the winner gets Hawaii. And yes, it is every bit as horrible as that sounds. It is either the worst, or second worst movie I've ever seen (congo, but for movie and personal reasons). But anyway we sat there watching this movie. And in the middle of it he had to leave to his room to cath. I could do it for him faster. But he prefers to do it bc it's therapy for his hands. This guy doesn't like you to stop his movies or touch his phone. So I'm just sitting there watching this pos while he's in the back. And finally the movie ends and my dude comes back in. He wheels over to the bluray player AND STARTS THE MOVIE COMPLETELY OVER. Worst movie i've ever seen and I had to watch it twice back to back. Literally credits....restart. That was painful.

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u/becooltheywatching 3h ago

I hate that I want to see this now lol

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 3h ago

futuresport? Oh dude, you should do it! This is the trailer for it, and it's so bad that they don't even put dialogue in it. And these are the best parts of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytq1sEZgWA0

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u/becooltheywatching 3h ago

Ok, I am going to watch it in solidarity homie. Lol

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 2h ago

please post back here when you do. I would LOVE to hear about that lol