r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SmoothSun6676 • 16h ago

The Transformation of a Van

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u/SnooMacarons3689 16h ago

I double dog dare them to film the divorce

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u/DMNDNMD 16h ago

Just play the video in reverse

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u/twooten11 9h ago

Bruh this is gold lol

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u/Ferridium 14h ago

I assume you documented yours?

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u/SnooMacarons3689 14h ago

I never hitch my wagon to someone else, but I got a pretty sweet wagon

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u/RammerRod 15h ago

This build saved the marriage. The guy was a crackhead and this woman saved his life. She sold everything her ex left her after she met this guy at a hot yoga class.

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u/SnooMacarons3689 15h ago

Thanks captain meth

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u/DigNitty 15h ago

It’s true, I’m the hot yoga class.

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u/Hellknightx 13h ago

And the crackhead went to hot yoga classes solely to pick up rich white women.

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u/NorthTempleStreet 14h ago

crackhead

In fairness, he kept haphazardly taking a power saw to a perfectly good van

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u/deaglebingo 5h ago

the next mypillow guy.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn 13h ago

Redditors aren't happy unless someone else is miserable. Transforming vans into campers is literally their job so I imagine they're doing just fine.

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u/SnooMacarons3689 13h ago

I live in a camper that’s like five times at nice.. I have 9 foot ceilings. I have a washer a dryer a dishwasher a convection oven. I have a walk-in shower that doesn’t have a toilet in it. The toilet is completely separate. I promise you I’m not jealous.

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u/JS_Originals 8h ago

God you're cool

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u/Successful_Creme1823 6h ago

But can your dad beat up his dad?

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u/Common_Repeat 6h ago

Wow!! Please tell me more!! You’re soooo cool!

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u/SnooMacarons3689 1h ago

Wasn’t to flex. The response was to being accused of jealousy of someone living in a van

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u/This_Robot 11h ago

What a strange thing to say about a couple upgrading a van.

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u/everywherenever 7h ago

You sound... happy.

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u/-Danksouls- 15h ago

Why r u guys so salty. Do you live every day angry at people's successes because you turned out such a loser?

Is this where your joy is. Going to the armpit of the Internet to have on random people

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u/Delcap 15h ago

Bitter and miserable dweebs with a poor mindset

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u/Bionic_Bromando 7h ago

Similarly is punching down on people you perceive to be losers your idea of fun? Because that's pretty fucked up. Be a better person man, come on.

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u/-Danksouls- 5h ago

Fuck no. Be a better man is to watch y'all be hateful to other people?

Fuck ass comment

If I see something stupid I'ma call it stupid. If I see hate I'ma call it hate. If y'all are being losers then good God telling you guys are being losers is doing more good then letting y'all brew up in ur echo chamber

Why require "being a better man" of me for calling out people's bad behaviors than the people displaying bad behavior. Such a hypocrite

Guess what, I don't give a fuck about being the better man

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u/Bionic_Bromando 3h ago

Well then you're just a piece of shit, nothing else to it.

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u/bladeDivac 0m ago

Nah you’re just mad someone called out the bitter cynicism that pervades this website. 

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u/PoopyisSmelly 6h ago

All of you are whiny, spiteful, small people

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u/Bionic_Bromando 6h ago

Man you're so bitter, relax! Life's good, just enjoy it.

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u/PoopyisSmelly 6h ago

Im livin my best life loving every second and everyone, yall are the ones arguing about nothing and bringing people down

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u/Bionic_Bromando 5h ago

Doesn't sound it like it to me

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u/PoopyisSmelly 5h ago

To a hammer, everything looks like a nail

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u/-Danksouls- 5h ago

Brother get a life

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u/noeyesfiend 13h ago

This is a tiny living space. Fine for a camping trip but you have to be next level zen Buddhist to not have a closet or any hobby items. This is going to be bad.

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u/Droidaphone 3h ago

With 2 toddlers!

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u/willis_michaels 12h ago

Yes and this is precisely why the internet will die. It is already turning into salty losers trying to out-gripe each other.

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u/Fiddlebuns 15h ago

Surely dead internet theory. There's no way someone is this critically bad of a hang. It's gotta be a bot from the Philippines 

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u/Jei-en 12h ago

Where the fuck did the Philippines come from 😭😭😭😭

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u/TailorFestival 8h ago

I think they split off from Pangea?

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u/cojofy 14h ago

Everyone's do negative! FYI, it screams jealousy

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u/SnooMacarons3689 14h ago

My travel rig is 40’ long weighs 20k and has 9’ ceilings

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u/Aluyas 3h ago

How much of that weight is you sitting in it?

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u/IRefuseToPickAName 5h ago

This is an ad dude

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u/Red_Beard206 7h ago

Redditors are ridiculously pathetic. The amount of tears under this fun post is astonishing

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u/TuzkiPlus 16h ago

Left half, right half or front half, back half?

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u/Ok_Alternative261 5h ago

whe she leaves his ass she gonna leave with that...

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u/grannydee0514 3h ago

lol I knew a couple who did this EXACT thing-got a dog, made a home bus, and got divorced. Not sure who got the bus though😅

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u/King_of_Kings89 9h ago

She ain’t leaving all that money.

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u/HeyImGilly 14h ago

Like, I get that as a DINK couple, but not with kids.

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u/entityXD32 11h ago

Living in a van that size with a spouse and two children, I give it less then 6 months