r/nextfuckinglevel • u/room0001 • 17h ago

How durians are harvested.

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty 17h ago

That's a lot of effort for fruit that smells like an open sweaty asshole.

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u/lenyek_penyek 16h ago

Never smelled an open sweaty asshole before. So I cant compare the way you did. Im more curious about how you know its smell btw.

I reckon that ass also full of dingleberries yea?

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u/SuperSaiyanBlue 16h ago

It’s worst than an asshole full of dingleberries from a person who hasn’t bathed in weeks… some people even say the more smelly the more tasty the durian is… 😫… Guarantee you throw that into a crowd of people they will disperse quickly unless they crave durian they will starting drooling while hunting for the durian

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u/OwlComplex48 4h ago

As someone who has had durian a few times in SEA, it smells much stronger than it tastes, sort of like coffee and vanilla

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u/SuperSaiyanBlue 3h ago

When it’s in season, my parents eat it almost daily here in So Calif… it’s so bad my wife didn’t want to live in the same house with them anymore. She forbids me to have it in our house for any guests but willing to gift it to family members if it stays at their house for consumption