r/nextfuckinglevel • u/InsaneMocktail • 12h ago

NASA released the clearest images of Mars

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u/Falconni 12h ago

Looks actually the same like our deserts and wastelands.

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u/toothpicks-galore 11h ago

yeah almost a little too randomly strewn about. like its trying to insist on its own authenticity. Im calling shenanigans, shenanigans on the whole damn thing til we get answers!

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u/boppy28 9h ago

I swear to God, I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.

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u/creaturefeature16 9h ago

Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls? 

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u/Archiive 9h ago

You mean Shenanigans?

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u/5up3rj 5h ago

😯

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u/AllgoodDude 9h ago

Some serious tomfoolery at play.

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u/5up3rj 5h ago

Monkeyshines even

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u/Pair-o-ducks_Legend 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WyntgkBJSSYw

Does it come with a proportional size of hot chocolatte?

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u/GootsyCollins 9h ago

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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u/toothpicks-galore 8h ago

in the new one Farva is marrying the indian guy's sister and while the movie is a bit meh, the scene where Farva is impressing his future parents' inlaw is funny as hell

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u/AccomplishedIgit 9h ago

It insists upon itself!

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u/Otherwise-Charge5904 10h ago

Yeah it’s like those zen gardens when you try to place everything randomly but there is still a hidden order due to the inability of the brain to mimic randomness and then a detective steeped in Japanese culture looks at it and chastises you and asks you to clutter up a bathroom counter top with hair gel, soap, maybe a razor, just try to arrange them so they’re apparently haphazardly strewn, but you can’t, you CANT dammit, then the detective steeped in Japanese culture starts referring to himself as kohai. That’s what mars is up to here

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u/toothpicks-galore 10h ago

awww shit, are the martians actually upper westside wasps?

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u/Revengeance300 6h ago

The rock that's been sitting in one place for 1 billion years is gonna be pissed you don't like their fung shwea

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u/-Gramsci- 5h ago

Mars. It insists upon itself.

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u/BoondockSaint313 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L8tEZbxrHlca0LQd6k
It insists upon itself

“The pic looks too legitimate, therefore, it must be fake”.

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u/thegh0stofdavidb0wie 2h ago

Never A Straight Answer! They’re lying to ussssssssss!!!!!

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u/Ancient_Presence 10h ago

Yeah, as a woman of science, I think the most rational explanation is that this is fake, and was filmed by Stanley Kubrick's ghost, who was contracted by no other tha

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u/bralma6 10h ago

As a Las Vegas resident, all I could think was “This looks like the drive to Pahrump or California.”

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u/The_ZombyWoof 1h ago

Death Valley, right around Furnace Creek area

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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 10h ago

It looks identical to wet beach sand to me, even though I'm pretty sure thats just how dark the sand is. Crazy cool

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u/uno_novaterra 10h ago

Yeah, I was thinking the big island of Hawaii looks more alien than actual Mars

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u/Robofetus-5000 10h ago

Dont tell Israel

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u/revergopls 9h ago

During the summer it even hits Room Temp on the equator

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u/bcgg 9h ago

It made me laugh at any idea that we would inhabit Mars considering we don’t exactly develop the places that look like this on Earth.

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u/AtreyuTrinity 8h ago

Geology is universal!

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u/Bowshocker 6h ago

I suppose in theory the protoplanetary disk that formed our planets was once one mass of elements, only later forming the planets in their first form. I think it could make sense that at least from their basic composition they are somehow similar.

Pictures from Venus also looked very similar to a desert, very similar to ours iirc

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u/wildwolfay5 2h ago

If we made a Phoenix, we can conquer this.