r/nextfuckinglevel 11h ago

NASA released the clearest images of Mars

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u/Comprehensive-Shoe11 11h ago

Nice pile of sand and rocks

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u/DecorousVee 10h ago

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u/Dvshx1483369 8h ago

This is when the private domicile of the aliens was violated!

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u/Trapezoidal_Sunshine 6h ago

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!"

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 5h ago

And I will not be harassed, bitch!

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u/jgsmith0627 4h ago

Watched this episode yesterday!!!

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u/Robodarklite 10h ago

My Arrakis, my dune

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u/ChmeeWu 7h ago

The spice must flow……

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u/Chrisnolliedelves 8h ago

🎶This young man, Muad'Dib,

He's the Lisan al Gaib,

With a Kwisatz Haderach,

Duncan Idaho,

RIP Good Duke Leto.

This young man, he's Mahdi,

He made Stilgar want to squee,

With a Kwisatz Haderach,

Duncan Idaho,

RIP Good Duke Leto.

This young man, bred Chani,

Now he cannot fucking see

With a Kwisatz Haderach,

Duncan Idaho,

RIP Good Duke Leto.🎶

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u/Basketball_Doc 7h ago

I laughed way too much at this.

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u/bartmanhampants 6h ago

I can hear Gurney's baliset playing along

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u/Dry-Piano-8177 9h ago

The state of Nevada, but as a planet.

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u/GraniteGeekNH 7h ago

Where you can't breathe, nothing protects you from cancer-causing solar radiation, and lower gravity means your bones weaken.

Otherwise, though, perfect fodder to fantasize about BecomingAMultiPlanetCivilization!

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u/Fwiler 5h ago

Still sounds like Nevada.

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u/Retireegeorge 7h ago

"And the other is Mars."

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u/UlrichZauber 3h ago

But unlike Nevada, Mars was eventually made habitable

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u/CAADrider 4h ago

And the dirt is toxic.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 9h ago

This is not the burning man they are looking for.

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u/johnnyribcage 9h ago

Mars is a corpse

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u/surlymoe 7h ago

"No we're not going to Mars....we have Mars at home!"

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u/beyondwithinitself 7h ago

"Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement"

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u/is-this-now 7h ago

They go to places like this on purpose with the rovers. They would not work well in many areas, such as mountains or canyons with steep walls. (The largest canyon in the solar system is on mars, dwarfs the Grand Canyon. And possible the tallest mountain too if I am remembering correctly)

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u/6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv 8h ago

The place is a dump, total bummer of a planet.

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u/Big_Kev13 9h ago

Looks like Tatoine where I could bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16

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u/zdaw92 7h ago

"You kill small animals for fun? That's the first indication of a serial killer you freak"

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u/editor_of_the_beast 10h ago

Gonna be your home soon

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u/luv2fit 10h ago

Looks ready for some nice data centers

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u/Bellatrix_Shimmers 10h ago

Don’t they need water?

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 9h ago

Mars used to have enough water to have an ocean but because it doesn’t have an atmosphere space stole it through evaporation and winds. Mars still has a lot of water locked up in ice deep underground. So technically you could figure out a way to harness that and keep it in a closed loop system and you’ve got yourself an extraterrestrial data center.

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u/MayaIngenue 9h ago

Ping rates are gonna be incredible

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 8h ago

Eh if I lived on mars I’d just steal my neighbors WiFi.

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u/No_Inspection2047 8h ago

Mars still has a very thin atmosphere.

The issue is more likely the end of Mars’s magnetic field which it likely lost when the much smaller planet cooled enough that its metal core stopped moving as a fluid, and ceased generating a global magnetic field.

With that gone there’s little left to protect the atmosphere from solar wind and it got stripped away. The atmosphere Mars has today is very thin and comprise of heavier gasses like CO2 which may spend part of the year precipitated into solid form on the surface.

low atmospheric pressure makes more of the water ocean turn to vapor, which the solar wind strips off the planet. eventually, most of the surface water is gone except for that which is frozen solid at the poles or subsurface

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u/Bootleggers 7h ago

Would it be possible to restart the metal core? Let’s say by nuking it or something?

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u/Oseaghdha 7h ago

Maybe plumbing the heat from a million data centers to the core. 😂

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u/Imbendo 5h ago

Sure. But it would cost more money than has ever been created across the entirety of human civilization on earth. Meanwhile we have a perfectly good planet in earth that we are already living on.

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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 7h ago

They need to start the reactor.Didn't you see Total Recall?

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u/Oseaghdha 7h ago

That's what the data centers are for. All the heat will melt that water in no time.

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u/Skinc 8h ago

Mars has fuck loads of water Ice

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u/Facebook_Algorithm 8h ago

The minimum temperature today is -84C. I’m sure they could do something with that.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 9h ago

No one will ever live on mars.

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u/Xendarq 8h ago

Ever is a long, long time. Who knows. No one is going to be there anytime soon.

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u/NoonecanknowMiner_24 6h ago

I'll go further and say that I don't think we'll even get humans to Mars at all. The money and interest just isn't where it has to be and if it ever does get there, Mars will no longer be the target. It'll switch to space colonies like in Gundam or something like that. 

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u/Zealousideal-Two7658 4h ago

You are onto something there, first we will have commercial space stations. Multiple ones are in the development, here is one example:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FQpSAWGgL7k

This is more likely to happen soon, as it has real benefits for humanity with its r&d and experiments.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 8h ago

Why would anyone want to live on mars?

If anything they live in space.

I’d argue that isn’t happening either but I’m giving some leeway for the unknown.

Living on Mars was simply a gimmick so Elon had something to market or talk about.

No body would have been excited about “we are launching 40k more satellites into orbit”

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u/Training_Motor_4088 7h ago

I want Elon to live on Mars.

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u/DarkDistiller 7h ago

How gravity affects the human species could be one main reason to live on a planet opposed to space itself. Extended periods of time in space alter even DNA. Being grounded, while going from point to point, could be a resolution to that complication of living off world.

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u/Koroioz-LoL 4h ago

"No one will ever go to the moon" said some dude in a roman forum. I mean yea it's pretty inconcievable right now but who fuckin knows.

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u/Devoarco 9h ago

I hate sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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u/TheTucsonTarmac 8h ago

I think we should send Elon there as soon as possible

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u/KidGold 8h ago

Mars just like us fr

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u/safety_frog 8h ago

Go to phoenix

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u/Alive_dude3435 6h ago

Yes. Human likes rocks

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u/FancyThing8889 10h ago

Just twenty minutes outside Vegas

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 6h ago

“Honey why are you spending all that money on those rockets when we have desert at home?”

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u/OracleofFl 5h ago

Just around the corner from where they faked the moon landing, right?

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u/Falconni 10h ago

Looks actually the same like our deserts and wastelands.

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u/toothpicks-galore 9h ago

yeah almost a little too randomly strewn about. like its trying to insist on its own authenticity. Im calling shenanigans, shenanigans on the whole damn thing til we get answers!

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u/boppy28 8h ago

I swear to God, I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.

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u/creaturefeature16 8h ago

Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls? 

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u/Archiive 8h ago

You mean Shenanigans?

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u/5up3rj 3h ago

😯

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u/AllgoodDude 7h ago

Some serious tomfoolery at play.

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u/Pair-o-ducks_Legend 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WyntgkBJSSYw

Does it come with a proportional size of hot chocolatte?

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u/AccomplishedIgit 7h ago

It insists upon itself!

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u/bralma6 8h ago

As a Las Vegas resident, all I could think was “This looks like the drive to Pahrump or California.”

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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 8h ago

It looks identical to wet beach sand to me, even though I'm pretty sure thats just how dark the sand is. Crazy cool

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u/uno_novaterra 8h ago

Yeah, I was thinking the big island of Hawaii looks more alien than actual Mars

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u/Flashignite2 10h ago

Can we all agree what a marvel this is? Looking at a high definition photo of an another planet through our phones/computers. Just imagine that 100 years ago, we had fairly recently began taking to the skies. What a time to be alive in.

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 7h ago

Yeah, I mean everyone’s joking in the comments but it really is pretty amazing.

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u/BarryMcKockinner 6h ago

That's cause reddit fucking sucks now. We used to have cool input from astronomers upvoted the the top of the comments section. Now, it's just the same old regurgitated slop.

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u/ezalbrozar 5h ago

Wish there was an AI filter that would block low effort comments. A good use for AI imo.

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u/okgesture 5h ago

My first thought was it’s crazy how ‘real’ it looks, weirdly. An entirely different planet viewed like it’s just another county in high definition

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u/contactcreated 6h ago

It is wild. I think there are a few photos from the surface of Venus and Titan, but they’re quite low quality. Would love to see more high quality images. 

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u/gangreen424 3h ago

Fucking outstanding.

I feel like we've lost a lot of wonder and amazement at the things we're able to achieve through science and perserverence.

We sent robots to another planet, and they are sending back high definition photos and video. WE HAVE COLONIZED MARS WITH OUR ROBOTS. It's amazing!

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u/badken 8h ago

It'd be more of a marvel if it wasn't cropped into a phone-sized vertical video. Hey OP, it'd be nice to have a NASA source link.

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u/DaneYole 1h ago

Redditor final boss

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u/Chadbutler11c 11h ago

Imagine how many warehouses and data centers we could build there!

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u/Haru1st 10h ago

‘Bit of a latency problem that

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u/Dukkiegamer 10h ago

Yes! Except they need water or something else to cool them down.

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u/Particular-Sport-627 10h ago

average temp on mars is -80 fahrenheit, perfect place for them data centers

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u/_Aj_ 8h ago

First law of Mars. SI UNITS ONLY

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u/ElijahQuoro 9h ago edited 5h ago

It’s even colder in outer space. Mars atmosphere is very sparse (0.6% of Earth pressure on ground level) so you can’t use its atmosphere effectively for cooling purposes.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 9h ago

I know far too much about Mars because Andy Weir is a nerd that writes good books

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u/Mycroft033 5h ago

Ooooh love me some Andy Weir

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u/LevelZeroDM 9h ago

There's even less atmosphere in outer space.

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u/XavierScorpionIkari 8h ago

That’s why a restaurant on the Moon is a terrible idea. While the view is amazing, the atmosphere is nonexistent.

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u/INeverSaySS 7h ago

Sigh, upvoted.

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u/ElijahQuoro 5h ago

Exactly. The sentence was meant to highlight that there are places with lower temperature, it doesn’t make them a good choice.

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 8h ago

You can however use the frozen CO2 at the poles. Sealing the center is a prerequisite anyways and all you need is a steady supply of crushed dry ice, you could run it for centuries without issue.

Space isn't actually that cold, because radiating heat is very hard. The only reason building on mars would actually be hard it because it's far away.

Data centers are fine if we just *force them to be self-sufficient. Their own carbon-neutral power and own internal refrigerants, not (initially) cheap fossil fuels and water cooling.

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u/Keibun1 6h ago

Outer space can be either hot or cold depending on where you are.

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u/ElijahQuoro 5h ago

Yes. But the temperature of the space vacuum is very low. Technically, considering you are in an insulated space suit, everywhere in the outer space will be very hot.

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u/dern_the_hermit 3h ago

Funny things happen with extreme temperatures and extremely low (ie- vacuum) pressures. You can have gasses and plasmas that are thousands of degrees but they're so thin that it functionally comes out as barely any energy at all.

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u/Malleus--Maleficarum 7h ago

The problem with vacuum of space and close to vacuum Mars' atmosphere is that they are better at insulating rather than being a heat sink, i.e. to exchange heat you need a medium such as water.

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u/wenoc 4h ago

This is the internet, we use Celsius here.

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 10h ago

I'm sure they'd find a way to use human blood

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u/Mediocre_Scott 9h ago

Is that what is happening in the matrix

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u/Cutsdeep- 9h ago

Mediocre_Scott is beginning to believe

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u/Ok-Personality-6630 10h ago

Where do you think the water all went? The datacenters are already there!

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u/Facebook_Algorithm 8h ago

The forecast high on Mars is -12C. The forecast low is -84C.

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 10h ago

Well, Musk thinks they cool well in a hard vacuum in space.

So they must cool 10x better on Mars. And ping times are also irrelevant after enough drugs...

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u/Ploddy 10h ago

And the longest lan cable ever

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u/Radaistarion 8h ago

This bad boi can fit so many data centers :slaps roof of mars:

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u/obalovatyk 9h ago

Everyone gets a data prison.

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u/demonhellcat 8h ago

Don’t forget Dollar Generals

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u/LibrarianRecent6145 10h ago

The latency would still be better than my internet 🥲

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u/SteelHip 10h ago

7 light minutes?

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u/ChmeeWu 7h ago

But only room enough for 1 (ONE) Buy ‘N Large Ultrastore, sadly….

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u/jjmenace 5h ago

Oh, and storage units!

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u/Still-Standin 2h ago

Maybe that’s what made that planet look like it does.

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u/Butthole_seizure 2h ago

Wouldn’t it be a better idea to build data centers on Earth so the machines have better access to power and water and send the humans to Mars to die in experimental slave colonies?

  • Peter Thiel probably

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u/Mother-Win-3557 10h ago

Ideal place for musk to move to asap

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u/rarecuts 10h ago

Poor Mars

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u/Small-Answer4946 7h ago

There's only robots to fuck over there. Mars is safe.

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u/MobileOk9860 7h ago

Mars is the only planet we know of in the entire Universe entirely populated by robots from another planet.

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u/trogdor-burninates 6h ago

Well we did send a robot to Venus which landed and probably melted within a few hours.

I would argue on technicality that Mars isn't the only planet entirely populated by robots from another planet.

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u/MobileOk9860 3h ago

That’s a sad robot. Mars robots are…out of this world.

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u/treathugger 7h ago

Sounds like a dream come true for him

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u/LCPhotowerx 5h ago

poor robots

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u/Klash_kop 8h ago

I fail to understand why he's obsessed with the idea of inhabiting a barren planet and throwing billions of dollars at it, instead of using his money to preserve this planet where there's people, trees and water already.

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u/KayJay282 7h ago

It's a scam to get space agencies / governments paying for technology made under his companies.

Most of his recent businesses is really just him getting money out of governments.

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u/Used-Barnacle-9783 7h ago

For the same reason he renamed it X and pays people to play video games for him. He thinks that's what a cool genius billionaire should look like.

He's larping

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u/No_Butterscotch_507 6h ago

His business model is “Look like the guy who has next-level ideas.” 

That’s it. That’s how he makes money. 

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u/PC_One_00 7h ago

He can take his money and fuck off to Mars ASAP. We don't need him here!

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u/billynomates1 7h ago

Or we can take his money and send him to Mars asap?

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u/alancousteau 7h ago

And a good few more, also Venus is also nice this time of the year

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u/National-Oven81 10h ago

That's just Nevada

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u/KayakingATLien 11h ago

Where’s the Dollar General?

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u/TDIMike 10h ago

It's not a rough enough neighborhood yet

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u/defsentenz 10h ago

I thought i saw a Shen Yun billboard off in the distance.

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u/ironwatchdog 10h ago

“Fuck you, Mars.”
-Mark Watney

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u/Salty-Development203 10h ago

So basically tatooine

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u/ginrumryeale 8h ago

Much worse than Tatooine in dozens of ways.

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u/BBAALLII 8h ago

- The clearest images of mars

- Proceeds to post a mid resolution video

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel 5h ago

Cropped a couple times with random socials blanked out, of images release 5 years ago with a title that implies they just released. Meanwhile 1000s actual high res photos are available on Nasa's websie.

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u/RefuseMaleficent5295 10h ago

Place looks like it sucks

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u/Makesyousmile 10h ago

Trump; Planet America!!!

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u/welcomefinside 10h ago

Who still thinks it's a good idea to restart civilization on Mars?

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 9h ago

It’s not about restaring a civilization. It’s is going to be either a playground for the rich or a work camp for the poor to enrich the rich.

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u/obalovatyk 9h ago

Why not both?

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u/Opening_Garbage_9052 6h ago

thats just...earth

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u/KingOfConsciousness 7h ago

Yaaaay........

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u/FederalExpressMan 6h ago

So Vegas or Dubai?

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u/zbambo 11h ago

Looks like the day after Burning Man...

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u/Horror-Limit-6670 6h ago

Why are these space bot posts always “clearest” or “highest resolution ever”?

Same camera that’s been there for years.

Mastcam images are released automatically.

There are hundreds of thousands of them.

There are higher resolution cameras on the surface of Mars than this.

Every thread ever about Mars images has the same comments.

Looks like X.

Send blah there.

You people are basic as shit.

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u/Sugar_Free_RedBull 9h ago

When you step out of silo to clean

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u/IamREBELoe 8h ago

So how do images get clearer and better all the time when we ain't sending new cameras and tech there?

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u/Jolly_Cantaloupe_187 8h ago

"Clearest images", then proceeds to release a video.

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u/Reptilian_American06 10h ago

Looks like the Israel got there first :)

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 6h ago

Look, you don't need to make every topic a protest piece about Israel. All that does is make everything a wasteland. Oh wait.

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u/vreausaprogramez 11h ago

Ah, a Starbucks is missing from here.

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u/Nihan-gen3 10h ago

And a McDonald's

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u/johnsplittingaxe14 10h ago

No datacenters either

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u/FuriousMosturbator 9h ago

I was expecting some police brutality.

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u/SoloToker117 10h ago

This actually makes me sad that no one just thought this was cool. Instead its all dumb jokes and cynicism.

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u/Ploddy 10h ago

Stoopid question. All these shots look washed out. Is this what it really looks like, or is it the result of the image quality? I dunno, I imagined the red planet to be more…
…you know…
red.

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 9h ago

Red light is better at penetrating clouds/atmospheres, so the light that doesnt escape is brighter, and bounces around the atmosphere more.

I think thats why its not as red up close.

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u/RealRedditPerson 11h ago

Where is Optimus

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u/Dukkiegamer 10h ago

In disguise obviously. He's the rock at 0:14 in the top left.

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u/DingoCC 10h ago

The cam has not been upgraded. It's always been that clear. Shit heading.

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u/FeliCyaberry 10h ago

Bloodydamn gorgeous!

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u/zaminDDH 6h ago

Hail libertas! Hail Reaper!

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u/BaconWise 4h ago

Love a good Red Rising reference

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u/Murky_Historian8675 10h ago

Fukin shit. If we ever colonate on that planet, it's basically Tattooine

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 7h ago

We won't.
It has barely any atmosphere, which is made almost entirely of CO2 and not N2.
It doesn't have the gravitational pull to hold an atmosphere.
It doesn't have a magnetic field to protect its atmosphere from solar winds blowing what's left of the atmosphere away.
It doesn't have a magnetic field and an ozone layer to reduce incoming UV rays.
It doesn't have a water cycle with rain.

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u/deccan2008 10h ago

Nice place for a hike.

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 10h ago

Looks like New Mexico.

Without cactus.

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u/Lost-Scientist7289 10h ago

Unwalkable stupid place 3/10

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u/juanano2 10h ago

Jeez it looks exactly as my workplace as I'm looking out the window, I've lived in Mars my whole life.

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u/desar3641 9h ago

Looks like the last clearest images they released

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u/XGarvMartHam 9h ago

If only we could get a clearer images of those files… 🤔

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u/LilRed2023 8h ago

This is totally fake this is actually on Devon island on earth. The last time they showed the rover live there was a fly on it lmao. So yep space is fake. They been trying to break the firmament since 1969 also all satellites are sent up on balloons filled full of helium and sent from Antarctica. All the videos you see of space are CGI and models. If you use google maps you can find the studio of the international space station in Texas. And can go right inside the building and see it all. NASA is the biggest buyer of helium yearly that’s how they keep their solar panel powered satellites in the air for so long. Well now ya know the truth and that you been lied to for decades I divest

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 8h ago

Devon Island 

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u/UnicornMilking 8h ago

Waste. Of. Money.

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u/nogoodmorning4u 8h ago

Thanks NASA for releasing these clear images you had for 15 years.

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u/PHYUCKISHREAEL 8h ago

LMAO if you think this is Mars

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u/ourmondayriot 8h ago

Fake news

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u/blim9999 7h ago

Tatooine

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u/Relative_Drop3216 7h ago

All that money and no landscape shot

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u/Bpp908 7h ago

lol Mars as if it exists haha.

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u/HeywoodJewpulmyFinga 7h ago

It's Devon island.

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u/DavyGroltonEsq 7h ago

The earth is flat, Tupac is alive, and this is clearly Wyoming.

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u/Extension_Canary3717 6h ago

Rob zombie was right

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u/4rotorfury 6h ago

That is clearly Kamloops, British Columbia

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u/AlternativeRing5977 6h ago

Earth soon to follow in appearance unless we get our act together.

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u/hawkinsst7 1h ago

"clearest images ever"

Posts a screen cap of another app panning a low res video.

Gets 15k up votes