r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 2h ago

A fight between Kestrel and a Crow

460 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/10Core56 2h ago

Well, yeah, any smart husband knows when to walk away.

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u/When_I_Grow_Up_50ish 1h ago

You got this honey.

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u/yoyoyodojo 2h ago

Thank God for the AI narrator completely ruining the fucking video

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u/just_a_dude417 1h ago

And the captions covering up what’s happening. God forbid anyone watches and determines anything for themselves.

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u/jeffreymurdock1 1h ago

Shit like this is why I always have muted speakers, I don’t need shitty AI narration and shitty music to kill my brain even more

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u/yoyoyodojo 1h ago

Normally agreed but I want to hear the birds screech at each other

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u/jeffreymurdock1 1h ago

This is Reddit that’s not allowed /s

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u/Roguebrews 3m ago

My internal AI narration is always Ozzy Man.

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u/misterfluffykitty 1h ago

I could tell it was an ai narrator just by reading the captions, I wouldn’t be surprised if they processed the text with AI because it reads like every AI narrated video.

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u/Frostfire26 17m ago

I didn't even watch with sound on and could still tell it was an AI narrator

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u/GuestNo3886 2h ago

Hey babe I heard you cal.. ling.. Yup I’ll be outside.

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H4zeDO4ocDYqY

hold on, did i just hear some punk ass bitches roll up into my crib??

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u/_BreadMakesYouFat 1h ago

Those look like grackles. They might look similar to crows but they are much smaller and have the yellow eyes shown in the video

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u/bored_android_user 1h ago

Yeah crows are huge. No way 2 of them are fitting in that tiny space.

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u/bobbertmiller 28m ago

Here's the thing...

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u/maybeknismo 1h ago

I'm so glad I had an AI commentator telling me exactly what I was watching.

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u/_BreadMakesYouFat 35m ago

It wasn't event telling you what happened exactly. Those are grackles. Not crows

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u/Amiibohunter000 1h ago

I mean i hate AI too but that’s literally what commentators do. They comment on the action.

Was your umbrage with the commentating or the AI?

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u/h3ffr0n 2h ago

Revenge for trying to kidnap one of the Kestrel‘s chicks earlier on.

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 1h ago

Plot twist: husband ordered the pair of crows as hit-birds. He saw one leaving so assumed the job was done and thought it was safe to come in. Next time he will hire 3 or 4 crows because his wife is a beast.

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u/songtothegrave 1h ago

He should have hired a murder instead of a pair of crows.

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u/mohitS05 56m ago

Yea, this was an attempted murder at best

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u/dragonlord7012 1h ago

"Honey are you okay"
*ANGRY VALKYRIE NOISES*

"Okay, let me know if you need anything."

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u/rforp 2h ago

Wondering if the crow that bounced was male or female?

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u/sillyblanco 2h ago

It was.

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u/WhoCares933 1h ago

It used to be a male like you, then it took a kestrel in the groin.

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u/Load_Business 2h ago

What would the kestrel do eventually? Kill the crow?

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u/Ocronus 1h ago

Dinner.

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u/LordBarnable 1h ago

Those are jackdaws not crows.. and agree the voice over and text is annoying as hell

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u/senorbozz 1h ago

Man I'd have been completely lost in this bird fight if not for the AI captions and narrator

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u/Ben2m 55m ago

I feel you lot got this wrong :)

The male came back, took a quick look inside and saw his wife got the home situation covered (he might have been a little scared as well).

He did some quick thinking and figured this was a good time to get some bonus points.

He then shouted: "i got this baby, I am going after the other one" and took off to seal the deal.

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u/Cielmerlion 52m ago

These AI subtitle/explanations are so fucking stupid.

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u/railpaint 2h ago

Her man really ain’t shit omg

Divorce immediately

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u/Fairplay1974 1h ago

Not crows and got the sexes the wrong way around. Great narration!… Sigh!

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u/ferociouskuma 1h ago

Peace was never an option

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u/Sea_Basil_6501 1h ago

Bit hectic those dudes

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u/pasher71 1h ago

The male bird "OH, she big mad"

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u/marmadukejinks99 1h ago

Ended too soon. Looked like a jackdaw though.

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u/newhereok 1h ago

I hate it when they attribute human reasoning to animals. No, the animal didn't go out to check if it was the right one

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u/s73v3m4nn 1h ago

The male was doing the fighting, the female buggered off

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u/WilditariusAstar 1h ago

It’s the same story the crow told me. It’s the only one he knows.

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u/The_Weird1 1h ago

Others also read it as Kestrel VS cow?

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u/SweetExpletives 56m ago

Not a good advertisement for Fight Milk...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7buiO0t8uLXHBDXO

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u/CartographerOk7579 51m ago

Her “husband” lolol

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u/Sangariusriver 43m ago

That betrayal 🤬

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 39m ago

Kestrels don’t get married. Stupid AI commentator.

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u/W34kness 37m ago

Kestral husband: Hey I’m back! Oh uh looks like you’re busy.

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u/Atma-Stand 31m ago

“Honey, are you… I see you have it handled.”

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u/Conscious-Shower265 27m ago

Those are jackdaws

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u/TheDeliManCan5 20m ago

Husband Kestrel: Assasin’s be done noooooopeeee. I’m fucked.

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u/drood32442 16m ago

Dinosaurs are brutal

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u/awesomeusernam3 10m ago

Husband: No officer. When I came home the intruder was already dead…

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u/UnderstandingFit3009 8m ago

The life of birds is filled with violence.

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u/Arxilla 3m ago

Ai text that’s placed in such a way that you’re forced to read it is [r/mildlyinfuriating](r/mildlyinfuriating)

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u/Rawesome16 2h ago

Honey - you got it.... yeah you got it