r/nextfuckinglevel 4h ago

A fight between Kestrel and a Crow

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 3h ago

Plot twist: husband ordered the pair of crows as hit-birds. He saw one leaving so assumed the job was done and thought it was safe to come in. Next time he will hire 3 or 4 crows because his wife is a beast.

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u/songtothegrave 3h ago

He should have hired a murder instead of a pair of crows.

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u/mohitS05 2h ago

Yea, this was an attempted murder at best