r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 1d ago

Russian Human Rights Council head calls for campaign to scare teenagers away from online crime recruiters

https://novayagazeta.eu/en/articles/2026/08/31/russian-human-rights-council-head-calls-for-campaign-to-scare-teenagers-away-from-online-recruiters-en-news
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u/SimiKusoni 1d ago

Man being the head of the human rights council in Russia must be such a relaxing job. Do they actually do... anything? Or are they in charge of ensuring that they don't accidentally grant citizens any kind of human rights?

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u/MDRBA 1d ago

they used to do something before, I don’t remember accurately because it was long ago i read news articles but sometimes even against some other bureaucratic departments. not sure recently, guess the situation under wa(cough) special military operation will make it harder for them to do their job under pressure of “are you criticizing? are you traitor?👁️” mood

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u/SilasX 1d ago

“The current case involves someone who was detained indefinitely for criticizing Putin.”

“Okay seems legit, no human rights violation. Next!”

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u/TheMainCut 1d ago

I’m sure it’s a lot of work to try and hide the truth

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr7k5ngde3vo

Funny, Russians have lot more rights than Ukrainians. 

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u/SimiKusoni 1d ago

Given that Ukraine are in the midst of a war against an aggressive neighbour with ~4x their population that's not exactly the flex that you think it is...

And that's ignoring the fact that it's not even true, you're doing the same thing you do in every thread that mentions Russia which is make some dumb claim whilst providing an unrelated link. I think last time I saw you comment it was even that same link.

I'll help you out there and provide actually relevant links comparing Russia and Ukraine. If you were better at absorbing or processing information you may notice a trend in the root cause behind the issues Ukraine is currently facing.

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Yes, they are not people but meat for you. 

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u/SimiKusoni 1d ago

Ahh, now you're doing that trick where you change the topic when you don't have a response.

This time you're going for the "pretend to be concerned for the Ukrainian people" angle. Then when you look through your post history I can see you constantly cheering their cities getting bombed, calling them nazis and ukros etc.

If you're going to pretend then consistency is key and it's a discipline you seem to lack. I don't even get why you keep commenting here tbh, some kind of humiliation fetish?

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Anyone with working brain knows conscription at gunpoint is bad. But to you is good? 

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u/SimiKusoni 1d ago

What does this have to do with anything that I said above? Sometimes I wonder whether you even speak English, or if you've just got some kind of random soundboard type contraption that spurts out random nonsense.

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Do not evade question you couch warrior.

Anyone with working brain knows conscription at gunpoint is bad. But to you is good? 

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u/SimiKusoni 1d ago

Just to be clear I've already responded to you repeatedly above and you've ignored the points raised (as you always do).

Now you've raised a completely unrelated point and are pretending to get upset about me not answering an inexpertly delivered loaded question? Russia must really be running out of good candidates for their troll farms if this is the best you can muster. I suppose they've probably tricked all of those into the meat grinder.

To answer it anyway though: no it's obviously not good. Ukraine is in a terrible position at the moment, they're short of man power and both sides are resorting to awful tactics to make up the gap. The difference that you are going to gloss over in a second is that Ukraine are doing it in defence of their homes, whilst Russia are doing it to try and stop Putin losing face after he bungled an invasion.

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

You didn't. You did usual nafo bull. Like you always do.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr7k5ngde3vo

Russians have more rights than ukro meat couch warrior.

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 1d ago

yeah they need those teenagers for offline crime

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u/FiTZnMiCK 1d ago

They need them to capture Kyiv in three days.

They never said which three days.

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr7k5ngde3vo 3 days war sure looks nice today. 

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u/FiTZnMiCK 1d ago

Bot

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Yes, you are. 

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 1d ago

at least we still got media that reports those things - something unthinkable in Putinland.

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Evey Russian have intenet. Vs bunch of reddit warriors that will fight to the last Ukrainian from they mother basements 

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 1d ago

im 3D-priting parts for drones that I send to the front :) Its not much but its something

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Sure you are. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr7k5ngde3vo To the last Ukrainian from your mother basment?

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 1d ago

https://drukarmy.org.ua/de

I hope you will enjoy my next contribution

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/comments/1vy2imy/ru_pov_center_group_uav_surveillance_objective/ As i say, to the last Ukrainian from your mother basment.

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 1d ago

its okay man - you keep on posting links and I keep on sending parts

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u/mariusherea 1d ago

Russian Human Rights Council is an oxymoron

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u/user228674012 1d ago

"In Russia everything is done in the name of human, for the sake of human. And we all know the name of that human."

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u/Electrical-Bread-856 1d ago

And sometimes just a moron

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

Hilarious. Where are human rights in Ukraine? 

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u/Dany0 1d ago

Crime recruiters like the ones sending kids on the front of an illegal war?

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u/Rance_Mulliniks 1d ago

....and right into the arms of war crime recruiters.

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u/SilasX 1d ago

Knowing Russia, their approach would probably be to say that online crime is gay.

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u/dan_dares 1d ago

They're just trying to stop others from doing what they are.

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u/Electrical-Bread-856 1d ago

Russian...what?

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u/National-Treat830 1d ago

Scaring teenagers, a gag almost as old as scaring kids. Just needed a good excuse to

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u/Shadowlance23 1d ago

So... scare them away from the military recruiters?

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u/uKanta 1d ago

??? Get a grip. Wanna lecture anyone? First get your failing economy and leadership in control.

This outlets have no shame.

Fix the problem listed above, and then see how the population turns away from crime.

*ickheads

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u/PeacenotWardude 1d ago

I don’t know what country you’re talking about. America or Russia. Can’t tell the difference anymore.

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u/Dasmar 1d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr7k5ngde3vo those 2 plus Ukraine, as this subreddit loves Ukrainians being kidnaped at gunpoint and send to feed Russian guns.