r/nottheonion • u/Jazzlike-Platypus947 • 12h ago

Police Officer Faked Missing Persons Closings to Avoid Heavy Workloads: Investigation Results

https://news.sbs.co.kr/english/article.do?news_id=N1008731835
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u/za72 12h ago

Inspired by The Wire

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u/fps129 8h ago

Shoved all that admin paperwork somewhere else so he can get shitfaced with the boys down at the cop pub. Baltimore PD’s finest.

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u/sh0tgunben 12h ago

No more searching for runaways

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u/CeruleanFruitSnax 10h ago

They ran away. They don't want to be found anyway, so two birds, one stone. /s

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u/amiexpress 10h ago

She's got a point: if you stop looking, are they still missing? /s