r/nottheonion • u/novagridd • 6h ago

Thailand's Prostitution Patrol on High Alert as 5,000 US Sailors Drop Ship After 200 Days at Sea

https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/pattaya-police-intensify-prostitution-patrols-us-navy-visit-1763395
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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ 5h ago

I swear this was an actual well produced skit back in the early 2000’s, with tons of dismembered dildos. I think I saw it on newgrounds or something. If anyone can find it, I’d love to see just to know I’m not crazy

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u/jackalope134 5h ago

It was done by MAD TV if I'm remembering correctly

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u/rafaelloaa 5h ago

Oh wow, that is quite... Something (moderately NSFW, nothing actually explicit, but good luck explaining that to your boss).

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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ 5h ago

Nah this isn’t it, appreciate the effort though. This had a lot of dildos that were designed to look like they were blown off someone. Soldiers were digging through them trying to find “Ryan’s privates”. It was actually pretty seriously written and was kind of gory… it was going through everyone’s emails in Iraq back around 2007, same as “hey there vagina” which was a spin off of “hey there Delilah” that was just porn clips. Good times.

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u/just_posting_this_ch 2h ago

How does one, uh, "dismember a dildo"?

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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ 1h ago

They had fleshy thugs hanging off them like they were blown off, it was wild