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r/nottheonion • u/ConstantCorrect2924 • 6d ago

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r/nottheonion • u/GO_99 • 7d ago

Germany plans sugar tax that includes sugar free drinks

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861 comments

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88 comments

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Historic U.K. estate used as Wayne Manor in "Batman Begins" must be surveyed for bats, officials say

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881 Upvotes

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886 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Select-Blood-7896 • 7d ago

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119 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Sus-iety • 7d ago

Dead fish with herpes giving Eskom a major headache

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r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 7d ago

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489 Upvotes

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r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 7d ago

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r/nottheonion • u/neorackle • 7d ago

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86 Upvotes

SELANGOR’S (a state in Malaysia) decision to declare September 1 a special holiday has sparked debate among residents, with teachers questioning the benefit of the announcement as the date falls within the state’s existing school holiday.

The overlap has prompted some teachers to express disappointment, saying the special holiday effectively provides them with no additional day off because they are already on holiday.

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r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 8d ago

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r/nottheonion • u/golubeerji • 8d ago

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677 Upvotes

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r/nottheonion • u/BezugssystemCH1903 • 8d ago

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116 Upvotes

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