Peter fr

[u/ConsistentRecover312]

[u/TheCoolBlondeGirl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS

[u/Careful-Highway-5237 → u/TheCoolBlondeGirl]

Bully Maguire would definitely give Drive a 5/5 and log it under 'Literally Me'.

[u/IAMATruckerAMA → u/Careful-Highway-5237]

I like that we finally settled on Bully. Back in the long-ago, they called him Emo, which was dumb because he was emo in the previous one with the "I am spider man no mooooore" They couldn't see past the haircut 

[u/Abed-in-the-AM → u/IAMATruckerAMA]

I don't think being depressed is necessarily emo

[u/OriginalMeringue3735]

I'm saving up to improve my business by subscribing to a streaming service so I can actually watch the movies I review, but I think I'm making a decent contribution to society by basing my reviews on Wikipedia synopses and memes anyway.

[u/Dalen_art → u/OriginalMeringue3735]

you can also base your whole opinion on a movie from the thumbnail of a youtube video, it's quicker and more efficient, if you have time you may even read the title

[u/GrandmaPoses → u/OriginalMeringue3735]

I make YouTube Shorts reviews based solely on the demographic make-up of the film. I just upload an Excel spreadsheet to Claude every couple of days and it spits out a script, it's great.

[u/RRRKnigh → u/OriginalMeringue3735]

I’m crying

[u/SpreadElectronic1232 → u/[deleted]]

You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn WiFi!

[u/Silo-Joe → u/[deleted]]

“Would you like a piece of chocolate cake and a glass of milk?” - Landlord’s Daughter

[u/DjangoKazoiie]

Letterboxd users when they put Interstellar in their Top 4:

[u/jeanettel0llipop3490 → u/DjangoKazoiie]

wait you guys can actually see the seams after patching? mine always just disappears lol

[u/DeSaussure1857]

Stings, doesn't it?

https://giphy.com/gifs/S2CBV8jQtSl5m

[u/Popular_Box516 → u/DeSaussure1857]

He gets paid in exposure and half eaten pizza slices from Joe's.

[u/lucia5mooch9488 → u/DeSaussure1857]

wait did you really run 5k in under 25 minutes lol

[u/Flunkedy → u/DeSaussure1857]

String (from his wrists?) doesn't he?

[u/Aware_Map593]

Peter Parker, freelance yapper

[u/_cornflakesguy_]

That looks like the girl from Frasier

[u/Charming-Standard-84 → u/_cornflakesguy_]

You mean Frasier?

[u/effarrdee → u/Charming-Standard-84]

It's Frajier. And I should know.

[u/SalvaPot → u/effarrdee]

After all, I am Frajier.

[u/40_Thousand_Hammers]

So he managed to get unemployed of unemployment ?

[u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718]

Raimi's Peter Parker wishes MJ stuck for him like that.

[u/SimonIsBombBa]

Every episode of Better Call Saul

[u/TulipVelissea]

Peter wasn’t unemployed, he was just an unpaid film critic ahead of his time

[u/shayno-mac]

Always reminds me of the weird buddy i had out of high school that dropped out 9th grade and wanted to become a full time pitchfork reviewer. His writing and comprehension stayed at about a 9th grade level, and if any movie makes you think about a plot instead of just telling you he's furious and always has the weirdest takes. Dude was obsessed with the butterfly effect would watch it when he wakes up and goes to bed, that grew into a weird hatred of ashton kutcher that he'll straight dox people on twitter over if you bring it up.

We stopped talking and randomly he contacted me with tickets to a sold out concert. I figured eh why not surely he can't still be as insane as he was 10 years ago. "works" for a local independent paper doing reviews for "10 to 100 dollars a month" Now he hates pitchfork and they are the cringyest, and he keeps having roommates kick him out cuz they don't get he's workin it just takes time to make it.

This meme cracks me up. ty for the reminder

[u/Dapper-Bullfrog-4766 → u/[deleted]]

man when is my boy coming home

[u/HilariousMax]

Babe, it's fine. I'll just take the pickles off.

"No. It's about the principle. EXCUSE ME, WAITER! He specifically said NO pickles!"

[u/seven_corpse_dinner]

Brother, why do you have to attack me like this?