r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle Jul 15 '26

And mandatory circle jerks for team bonding.

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u/PaddlefootCanada Canada Jul 15 '26

Looks like they'll be adding a cracker to all MREs from now on...

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u/evilglowduckie Jul 15 '26

I hate that I didn't need this explained.

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u/EliteEinhorn Jul 15 '26

I'd forgotten (blocked) this information and now I remember that I remember it and I hate the dirty poutine eater that reminded me about the f-ing cracker.

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u/spudaug Jul 15 '26

Is “dirty poutine” what we’re calling it now? Because it totally should be.

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u/NordlandLapp Jul 15 '26

Saying dirty poutine eater reminded me of Norms poutine, thanks a lot.

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u/EliteEinhorn Jul 15 '26

We're all suffering together.