r/puns • u/Leading-Tie199 • 2h ago

I’ve been jockeying to tell this one…

89 Upvotes

7 comments

r/puns • u/draftrelay88 • 3h ago

this joke is so stupid and perfect

402 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/yallbeaches • 3h ago

Light sandwich

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/Lijey_Cat • 9h ago

This barber shop made made their company name a pun. I love it.

128 Upvotes

9 comments

r/puns • u/PebbleRainy • 9h ago

No.

1.8k Upvotes

12 comments

r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 10h ago

Singapore Might Be A City Of Lions But Malaysia Has A City Of Bears

16 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 15h ago

I feel completely fleeced by their hourly rates

572 Upvotes

6 comments

r/puns • u/holy_serp • 16h ago

Waymo and friends

0 Upvotes

A human sits in the back seat of a parked Waymo and clearly says an address. Nothing happens. After a long pause, the car replies in a low-resolution, robotic monotone: “Does not commute.”

0 comments

r/puns • u/WINSEVN • 17h ago

What Hugh Grant movie does Rip Van Winkle like?

1 Upvotes

Nodding Hill

5 comments

r/puns • u/TOGistheBest • 18h ago

I need a list of pun girl names with initials JD

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/KingGilgamesh1979 • 22h ago

Next level multilingual punning.

9 Upvotes

10 comments

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1d ago

Looks like they packed their entire wardrobe into one trunk

133 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/Fadedraster • 1d ago

peak educational content

1.5k Upvotes

27 comments

r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 1d ago

How Do Jewish Children Navigate In December?

0 Upvotes

By Dreidelscope

1 comment

r/puns • u/pLeThOrAx • 1d ago

As A Multi-Dimensional Entity I feel Ostrich-Sized

28 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/nejhawk • 1d ago

What was Adam and Eve's preferred method of payment?

11 Upvotes

Apple Pay

2 comments

r/puns • u/13toycar • 1d ago

The dog sitter can’t see my dog.

5 Upvotes

He’s a blind Spot monitor.

1 comment

r/puns • u/DeeEmm • 1d ago

I was haunted by a new ghost when the sun was shining.

6 Upvotes

It was his day-boo.

0 comments

r/puns • u/rixk0goro • 1d ago

Sorry that was Cheesy-

1.5k Upvotes

19 comments

r/puns • u/PeachyVelvetDolls • 1d ago

Grandmaaaa

3.0k Upvotes

7 comments

r/puns • u/BlessdRTheFreaks • 1d ago

WW2 Mathematicians used a special formula to break the enigma code

22 Upvotes

It was the fibbing Nazi sequence

3 comments

r/puns • u/ResourceLegal4659 • 1d ago

Why did the egg go to school?

19 Upvotes

For its eggsams 🥚

20 comments

r/puns • u/nejhawk • 1d ago

Wood you believe...?

519 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/MobileOk9860 • 2d ago

What about Bach?

4 Upvotes

Often Bach annoys me but Offenbach is good, but jocks often balk at Bach too.

1 comment

r/puns • u/East-Discussion-4459 • 2d ago

Not bad but not gr-eight either

34 Upvotes

2 comments

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