I used to love working retail because of the stories I have like this, so I figured I would make a funny post about my favorites.
The SUV For Sale
A man comes in and I see him asking one of my coworkers a few questions. I think nothing of it until I see him go up to another coworker of mine and ask a few more. Nothing seemed particularly off when he then came up to me.
“Do you know the APR on that vehicle for sale outside?”
“Oh, no, I sure don’t. Maybe the dealership it’s associated with would be able to give you that info if you talk to them?”
He huffs and puffs, actually angry with me at this point and says, “Well, why don’t you know?!?”
I worked in a clothing store. Lmao
The Bathroom is Out of Order
Same store. Their bathroom would go out rather regularly and it was frustrating for everyone, customers and employees alike. It was the only bathroom the store had and it was attached to the mall’s plumbing so the store itself couldn’t do anything about fixing it.
A man comes in with his toddler-aged son and asks to use the restroom. I kindly tell them it’s unfortunately out of order.
He scoffs angrily, “well, I’m going to blog about this!”
It was 2018. Lmao No one blogs anymore. Enjoy that, my guy.
The Bathroom is Out of Order pt 2: Electric Boogaloo
An older gentleman walks in and the bathroom is closed for plumbing repairs. I politely tell him the bathroom is out of order.
He’s big mad, “you people just don’t want me to use the bathroom and you’re purposely keeping me out of it! I can’t believe this!”
Because someone will ask, he was a white boomer. lol I have no idea where he got this sentiment.
The Stinky Dress Return
This is a story that happened to my mother, who owned her own prom dress store. She had passed away but I love retelling this excellent story.
A woman came in wanting to return a prom dress she bought for her daughter. My mother was smart and had every sale come with a contract they signed saying we do not accept returns, but there were always exceptions to be made in regard to customer service.
The reasonable complaint for the return was that the dress’ zipper broke and the daughter wasn’t able to wear it to her prom. My mother was very kind and went to look the dress over to confirm, but noticed the dress absolutely reeked of sweat and body odor.
My mother politely rejected the return but offered to fix the zipper free of charge. The woman was very upset and stormed out of the store.
My mother was a firecracker and didn’t hold back once the woman left. She turned to her store manager and said, “I think that girl’s boyfriend broke the zipper trying to get it off of her because it smelled like she had a good time!”
Hope you guys enjoyed these!