r/roanoke 5d ago

News The SECOND ANNUAL /R/ROANOKE FLAIR CONTEST results!

44 Upvotes

Congratulations to /u/InitialAd2324 and the winning entry of 'I got hepatitis at famous A’s' -- I'll be reaching out in the near future to arrange your prizes.

All of the eligible entries have been added to the subreddit and are available for use:

I got hepatitis at famous A’s

wtf is a RidgeYak?

Compensated AI Journalist

Zipper Merge? I hardly know her!

I Survived The Intersection at Sweet Donkey

Wasena Bridge: Reopening 2037!

Only Casinos and Ferris Wheels Will Save Us

Greenway Alpha Gal

Future 73 Corridor

New Traffic Pattern Enthusiast


r/roanoke 26d ago

/r/roanoke needs moderators!

62 Upvotes

Have you ever wanted to be called a fascist asshole for attempting to maintain a local online community? If so, I have the perfect opportunity for you! /r/roanoke needs a few moderators.

What this actually entails 99.9% of the time: removing spam and rule-breaking posts, approving posts/comments that automod removed, and answering modmail.

It is unpaid, it is repetitive, and a nonzero number of people will be unpleasant to you in modmail. If that sounds fine, keep reading.

What we're looking for:

You live in or near Roanoke and have for a while. You should know the difference between Grandin and Garden City without looking it up.

You have an account with some history here. New or throwaway accounts won't be considered.

You can actually invest some time into maintaining the community. While the title of reddit moderator comes with unlimited prestige and power, we really need people who will do more than show up once every 4 weeks to maintain an active status.

You can enforce a rule you personally disagree with and you can leave a thread alone when it's just people being annoying rather than breaking a rule.

You're willing to disclose conflicts of interest. Local business owner, journalist, political campaign staff, realtor, nonprofit board, anything where you have a stake in how a topic gets discussed here. We, for better or worse, sometimes become a battleground over such topics.

If you're interested, please submit a response via this Google form: https://forms.gle/jm4iasULR3nPcZhWA


r/roanoke 23h ago

News Roanoke city sued for 12 million over prayer policy

162 Upvotes

A member of satanic temple is suing the city for not allowing him to lead a prayer when the assigned person was not present. Does anyone know more about this? I was listening to virginia on demand this morning and heard about this hilarious story. I would love to hear more from someone that was there 😄 The article does not mention the amount but radio iq said 12.2 mil.

https://www.wvtf.org/news/2026-08-31/after-awkward-council-moment-a-lawsuit-challenges-roanokes-prayer-policy


r/roanoke 19h ago

News When is it time for the Roanoke Valley to panic about the water levels at Carvins Cove? Here’s what the data shows.

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The water levels now, while low, remain significantly higher than the two worst droughts in the past four decades. We also use less water now than we did then and have more water sources.


r/roanoke 3m ago

What going in at the old sheetz on Williamson and orange?

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Looks like construction crews are starting do a lot of work. Any idea what is going there?


r/roanoke 9h ago

Middle eastern grocery stores ?

5 Upvotes

Hello! Any middle eastern grocery stores you all recommend? And has anyone been able to buy the Persian sangak bread here?


r/roanoke 14h ago

Is anyone going to or near south Dakota soon? I need an id here

10 Upvotes

My birth certificate is taking a long time and I need to start working, I have an id in south Dakota I can use to get an ID here, if anyone is going I could pay you back when I start working here, I have the job, even if it's one way I that will help.

Also if you have any work I can do so I can buy a ticket to and from there that would be good also.

my current id is not good for employment or use at Virginia DMV because it is punched void but it's good for travel


r/roanoke 18h ago

Moving to Roanoke Emergency housing

13 Upvotes

I have a friend that needs housing in Roanoke asap. Her credit is not great, but she has cash. She is leaving a domestic abuse situation. I have looked at some income based apartments, but wanted to check here since there are sometimes things available not advertised well. Any help is appreciated.


r/roanoke 15h ago

Discussion What if Roanoke brought back Victory Stadium?

7 Upvotes

I recently went to a concert at Forest Hills Stadium in Queens. I’m not suggesting Roanoke needs anything remotely on the scale of New York or Queens. What caught my attention was the venue model: a relatively intimate outdoor stadium that makes the entire event feel like an experience.

That got me thinking about Roanoke.

Elmwood Park is great at roughly 4,000 seats, but there seems to be an interesting space between Elmwood and a 10,000+ seat arena. A 6,000–7,500-seat outdoor venue could attract artists who have outgrown Elmwood while giving them the atmosphere of a packed amphitheater rather than an oversized arena.

Forest Hills also gets a lot right beyond the music — food vendors already on the grounds, places to gather, thoughtful security, good sound management and a design that respects the surrounding neighborhood.

So imagine a modern Victory Stadium:

6,000–7,500 seats
Purpose-built for concerts
Championship tennis court + additional courts
ITF/Challenger-level professional tennis
Festivals and other sporting events
Restaurants and local food vendors
Hotel/entertainment district nearby
Modern production facilities

The tennis component is what really makes this interesting to me. Roanoke already has a tennis community and tournament infrastructure. A professional tournament could bring players, coaches and fans into town for several days, while the same stadium could host a major concert the next night.

The original Victory Stadium was a huge part of Roanoke’s history, hosting everything from football to concerts — including a Dave Matthews Band show that reportedly drew around 30,000 people.

I’m picturing something completely different from the old stadium: smaller, modern, outdoor and designed around the experience of being there.

And it doesn’t necessarily need to be at Berglund. If there’s a better site, why not build the stadium, tennis facilities, restaurants, green space and hospitality around it from the ground up?

The point isn’t to pretend Roanoke is Queens.

It’s to ask whether Roanoke’s scale might actually be perfect for a venue that sits between an intimate amphitheater and a traditional arena.

Forest Hills made me realize that we don’t necessarily need a bigger venue.

We might just need a better one.

What do you think?


r/roanoke 8h ago

Twenty One Pilots listening party

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r/roanoke 21h ago

Is this legal...?

20 Upvotes

I keep seeing Wind Vineyards at Smith Mountain Lake getting a lot of (well-deserved) negative reviews on Facebook. Apparently they're blocking anyone who leaves a bad review...

Now the owner of the business is begging/bribing people with a free ticket to an event for a five star review on Google... this is illegal right??

Edit to add: I'm on the chamber of commerce for the area and want to make sure before I report it.


r/roanoke 15h ago

Hollins New Gas Station

7 Upvotes

I check the County Zoning meetings for interesting things and noticed an upcoming request in the Hollins area. Someone is planning a large convenience store/gas station with additional 9,000 sq.ft. retail building behind it. This would be on Plantation beside the new Starbucks. Not sure what it is, looks big enough to maybe be a WaWa but most likely something independent.


r/roanoke 16h ago

Lowes panel saws broken?

5 Upvotes

Are the Lowes panel saws really broken, or do they just not want to break down sheets of plywood?
I got the same story at two stores in town this week.


r/roanoke 19h ago

Things to Do Thursday Night Trivia and Friday Night Music

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Atheling Downtown will be hosting Thursday night trivia. Come join Prentice at 6:30 pm to test your general knowledge for a prize or two. If trivia isn't your jam, we have you covered for Friday night. Randolph Thomas returns once again. Come hear his story telling set to acoustic guitar with an Appalachian flair. His show is Friday, September 4th at 6pm.


r/roanoke 15h ago

Yonn's Chimney Service

4 Upvotes

Anybody have any luck contacting them? The phone number connects to a Google screening where you give your name, and then nobody answers. Their website gives their contact as an office email. I've left several emails and never a response. Seems like a lousy way to treat potential business for a company that has such good reviews...

Alternatively, can someone offer another company for chimney repairs and possible wood stove installation? I'd call Chimney Works, but they don't deal with wood stoves. Thanks in advance.


r/roanoke 1d ago

Grandin Theatre hosting Dolly Parton & Tim Curry Tribute Nights (Steel Magnolias & Rocky Horror)!

71 Upvotes

Wanted to share details about a couple of upcoming tribute nights at the Grandin Theatre honoring Dolly Parton and Tim Curry:

Dolly Parton Tribute: Steel Magnolias

* When: Wednesday, September 2 at 7:00 PM

* Tickets: $6.00 + tax

* The Cause: Proceeds go toward Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library to support children's literacy.

* The Vibe: A celebration of Dolly’s acting career and philanthropy, screening the 1989 classic co-starring Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, and Julia Roberts.

Tim Curry Tribute: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

* When: Thursday, October 29 (Showings at 8:30 PM & 11:59 PM)

* Tickets: $15.00 + tax (separate ticket required if you're mad enough to do both)

* The Vibe: Grandin's annual Halloween tradition, dedicated this year to honoring Tim Curry’s iconic performance as Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

* Note: Costumes are strongly encouraged! Advanced tickets are recommended as midnight screenings usually pack out.

Tickets are available on the Grandin Theatre website or directly at the box office. Hope to see some of you there!


r/roanoke 23h ago

What to do for fun

11 Upvotes

Me and my Bf are staying the weekend in Roanoke, I want something fun for us to do. Any suggestions?


r/roanoke 1d ago

How to beat the heartbroken blues

27 Upvotes

Goin through a real big heartbreak at the moment. What do you do around here when you’re really, really sad? Just trying to fight the impulse to wallow and hide after work all week. Thanks, darlins. 🙏


r/roanoke 18h ago

Best place to pick up a birthday cake?

2 Upvotes

r/roanoke 19h ago

Question Lawn Aeration Recommendations and Price?

2 Upvotes

Other than renting a machine and doing it myself, who can you recommend for lawn aeration, and about how much did it cost for however large your lawn is?


r/roanoke 1d ago

Question Unsure how to go about this, can't quite do volunteer work but I gotta get out of the house and I'd like to begin being with horses.

13 Upvotes

Hi! I know this is more of a personal request post but I have no idea who to ask. I can't get out places often due to my living situation and being disabled. I've had a deep interest in horses for a long time now, ever since I was a kid. I've wanted to be around them as it's a very big therapeutic benefit to me. Any of the once in a blue moon close encounters I've had with horses quiets down a lot of my loud thoughts and I need an excuse to actually be motivated to get outside for my treatment resistant depression.
I was wondering if anyone here has or knows anyone who owns horses and if I can maybe, once or twice a week go and interact with them on days I am able? I've always wanted to ride horses, been interested in horsemanship, etc. but that's limited until I get my leg sorted. I have a fused ankle, soon to be amputated and I don't want a fused ankle getting caught in the stirrup - it's one of many reasons I'm getting it amputated but that's an entirely different story.
I'm in a very unwalkable area of the city and can't drive (my fiance can drive me places if he has to though). I can't afford hippotherapy at Healing Strides and the ankle has gotten bad to the point where I don't think I can safely volunteer without being in pain, but I still want to interact with and provide enrichment to horses.
I can wear an ortho boot and brace to prevent twisting and injury, I promise if there's any pain it's purely just the chronic pain I face on a daily basis. I at least want to experience a little bit of equestrian work before I'm wheelchair bound for months - I had a bit of experience at school but it was just the tip of the iceberg. Stuff like lunging and mucking stalls.


r/roanoke 20h ago

Roanoke City Vendor Payments

2 Upvotes

I don't want to reveal too much for fear of reprisal, but has anyone recently had problems being paid on time (based on contract) by the city for services you provide to the city, even after calling and emailing staff? If so, how did you deal with it without alienating and making enemies within the city or going to court to get paid? Asking for a small, local business.


r/roanoke 1d ago

News Tuition reduced for in-state students at Virginia Tech Carilion School of Medicine

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r/roanoke 1d ago

Corrected: September Plawking Schedule

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17 Upvotes

Sorry for the re-post... Some of the dates were mixed up in the original post.

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Meet the Plawkers this month for a good time!🚮🎉

Join us for a 45ish minute exercising, socializing, litter picking stroll. Anyone/everyone is invited to show up and pitch in! No registration required. All cleanup supplies are provided.

Plawk on!🤘


r/roanoke 1d ago

Lost Senior Cat

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72 Upvotes

UPDATE: We found him! Very scared and super hungry but otherwise he seems okay!

Hey everyone, this is my cat Salem. We think he escaped the house sometime late last night or early this morning. He's a very dark brown, with yellow-green eyes and a clipped left ear. He is approximately 15 years old, and has bone cancer in his hips. He's incredibly sweet and friendly, and very food-motivated. He will likely respond to his name or "Old Man". If you pick him up he'll probably make a sound like he's hurt, don't listen to him he loves being held and he's fine.

We're located in the Mountain View neighborhood, on Chapman Ave. Please keep an eye out for him and reply to this post or send me a DM if you see him. He belonged to my late wife so I am extremely attached to him, and I would be happy to offer a reward if someone can find him and bring him home safely. Thank you guys in advance! Help us bring our old man home ♥️