Tell me why I’ve been sitting at the same silent level for FOUR YEARS straight and have had literally zero problems.
After going there consistently for that long, you naturally start recognizing the people who also have the same study spot. Everyone knows the unspoken rules. You go there to study. You stay quiet. Revolutionary concept, I know.
But these past few weeks, a certain someone whose name ryhmes with “Rames” yes, the one with a bit of Insta clout has decided to not only sit on the SILENT LEVEL, but also host hour long yap sessions in the back corner of the SILENT LEVEL.
This has been going on for WEEKS.
And honestly, this is literally worse than last year when this library had prolific makeout artists. At least they had the decency to leave after the first couple of side-eyes.
And before anyone says “just move” , no. I’ve been sitting here for four years. I shouldn’t have to relocate because someone discovered the concept of having conversations.
So this is your LAST chance to STFU.
I’m not going to doxx where we sit, mainly because I actually want the place to stay underrated. I’m also giving you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you genuinely haven’t realized how loud you are.
But every time I stand up to go to the bathroom, I’m giving you the meanest side-eye known to humanity, and somehow the message still hasn’t landed.
Your Insta clout will not grant you immunity from basic library etiquette.
I have genuinely sat there listening to an HOUR of yapping when I’m supposed to be studying.
Please.
SILENT. LEVEL.
SILENT.