r/weirdal • u/DarkMagickan • 5h ago
Discussion Well guys, it looks like I'm going to have to leave the fandom in disgrace.
I'm just now learning today that Al is a Christian, and as a lifelong fan of his, I am deeply ashamed at this unforgivable gap in my knowledge. So there's only one thing left for me to do. This weekend, I will be having a garage sale, at which I will sell:
• My entire CD collection
• My collection of Hawaiian shirts
• My glasses, even though I need those to see
• My novelty oversized rubber chicken
• My novelty miniature rubber chicken
• My autographed photo of Bob "Larry" Steenburgensteenstein, who once shook Al's hand
• My collection of aluminum foil
• Three hairs and a drop of saliva I collected from his hotel room when he appeared at the Oregon State Fair
Thank you for your attention.