r/whatisit • u/runkyrunk • 7h ago

Solved! Friend found this in his yard

Said he stepped on it and it felt weird. Midwest

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u/Fine_Violinist5802 7h ago

This is how the next fuckin Alien sequel starts

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u/maybeAturtle 6h ago

Person in the video would motorboat a facehugger egg, I swear.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 6h ago

First the egg, then the facehugger that comes out and then when hes impregnated and the drones dont attack him due to that, hed walk right up to the queen and have sex with her untill the chestburster busts out.

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u/MarvelousWhale 6h ago

Do you mean to tell me that you WOULDNT?!

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u/ActionJasckon 5h ago

You mean…. He’ll make it into a nut huggerrrrr!!! 😅