r/whenthe SCP fangirl who gets mad when you misrepresent it Nov 19 '25

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u/zuppalover04 trollface -> Nov 19 '25

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u/the_e75 ragebait afficionado Nov 19 '25

straight to the pearjak folder

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u/Competitive-Growth51 Nov 19 '25

why are there muItipIe pearjaks?

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u/Meaning_dimple9 the trollface flair has the shade of green i want but oh well Nov 19 '25

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u/Spooky_Coffee8 Nov 19 '25

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u/TauTau_of_Skalga Proud creator of a species nobody will care about! 🧡🧬🧡 Nov 19 '25

The demon is slain.

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u/yui_riku Nov 19 '25

why did she lose her j*b 💔

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u/GlamOrDeath Nov 19 '25

Fired for eating too much bread

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Nov 19 '25

Anyone have the create mod version of this

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u/Filberto_ossani2 Nov 19 '25

Making the most absurd reaction images is an universal part of human experience

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u/junttiana Nov 19 '25

The chinese panda reactions are peak

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 TASTER OF BALL HAIRS Nov 19 '25

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u/Neutral_Path Nov 19 '25

Making diamonds instead of coal when under pressure

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u/Interface- Nov 19 '25

Pressure creates diamonds, yes, but it also creates rubble.

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u/DefiantRoots Hater of ugly desatured images Nov 19 '25

This is some old man wisdom

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u/Bob4-The-Serious-Bob Nov 19 '25

I love meme wisdom posts like this

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u/abbas09tdoxo trollface -> Nov 19 '25

This one actually heat

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u/oooArcherooo Nov 19 '25

Realest shit imaginable

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u/starrynight415 Nov 19 '25

This took me a solid minute to comprehend. Its so real though

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u/ImPurePersistance Nov 19 '25

Trying to figure it out makes my head hurt and I’m not sure what it says about me

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u/Fairly_constipated Nov 19 '25

The artist, making a good painting, imagines that despite him thinking its a good painting, its actually bad.

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u/ImPurePersistance Nov 19 '25

So he role plays a bad painter that’s delusional while being a good painter (not delusional). If that’s the case who are we the memewatchers

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u/Memelordbanjo Nov 19 '25

I saw it as he thinks hes the bad painter, delusional that he is good, while in reality he is a good painter having delusions he is bad(shown through his thought bubble). We as the memewatchers are the next level, we are delusional depending on whether we think it to be a simple soyjack joke or something deeper about artistic insecurity. Truly, this says a LOT about our society 😤. Gem or Coal, western man?

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u/spamtonIover OoOo BLUE Nov 19 '25

Actually so real holy shit

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u/ShermanWierdo dm me pictures of birds pls Nov 19 '25

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u/junttiana Nov 19 '25

Whoever made this messed up, that is clearly the mat, not the floor

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Aww, now I'm gonna give the mat a little pat to feel better <3

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u/junttiana Nov 19 '25

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u/smallerpuppyboi Nov 19 '25

Why are there white stains on his jacket?

Don't say he came on it.

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u/Material-Athlete5063 #1 modern r/whenthe hater, and reddit hater as a whole. Nov 19 '25

he came on it

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u/ScaredyNon WHERE IS OMNIMAN Nov 19 '25

Hello internt, welcome to GOON THEORY

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u/The_G4bbo Nov 19 '25

Why are they driving on the right lane but their driver seats also on the right side of the car

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u/GeneralJones420-2 Nov 19 '25

He went into the opposite lane as well to fuck with the van

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u/SnooCookies6399 Nov 19 '25

The faces on the cars are killing me

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u/FriendAren Nov 19 '25

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u/_Awkward_Moment_ Nov 19 '25

So many of these are really fucking funny, because what is this even meant to convey? I fucking love it

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u/5MAK Nov 19 '25

Tellurium is used in cadmium telluride (CdTe) solar cells and as an alloying agent in improving the properties of metals like copper and steel

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u/5campechanos Nov 19 '25

Well that fucking explains it

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u/Le_Pigg40 Nov 19 '25

This is the one I’ve never been able to understand. The rest have some punchline, but this one just has to be some elaborate inside joke you either get or you don’t

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u/arpeggia_ Nov 19 '25

the lack of text makes it so intimidating

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u/Resident-Camel-8388 Nov 19 '25

it's just one a 4chan user's goldfish that died isn't it?

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u/ItABoye Nov 19 '25

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u/tinipick_ Nov 19 '25

This image has genuinely stopped me from harming myself multiple times. Whenever I’m in a bad state it pops into my mind and I’m filled with motivation and delight

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u/Eschnoir E-5Ch "It's my pleasure. to ddiiieeee-" Nov 19 '25

don't kill yourself, half life 3 is cumming

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u/tinipick_ Nov 19 '25

Exactly

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u/Meatwelder Nov 19 '25

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u/krootroots Nov 19 '25

What game is that spear from

Looks kinda familiar

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u/Warriorstab Nov 19 '25

New Vegas

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u/SUU5 Nov 19 '25

Fact check: true

Edit: accidentally put the wrong spear image earlier

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u/HungryHungrySnek Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Cosmic Knife Throwing Spear used to represent a generic spear in a meme, I'd have like, I dunno, 5? It happens strangely often.

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u/Donix_2_Nator Nov 19 '25

Okay, this actually makes fun of people scared of changes and innovation saying that they existed as far back as the invention of changes and innovation

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u/H1eronymus_B0sch Nov 19 '25

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u/a_person999 Nov 19 '25

This is of insane quality for a wojak

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u/SquareOfTheMall Nov 19 '25

Its a crime not to save this one

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u/Gunhild Nov 19 '25

Is this making fun of people with an adult woman fetish

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

I screenshotted it a long time ago, I think the OP posted it somewhere with a title saying that someone sent it to him while trying to defend lolicon

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u/Aathos_YT Nov 19 '25

Here you go

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Yeah that’s the one

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u/Krejtek Nov 19 '25

And trans people got caught in the crossfire for some god forsaken reason, damn

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u/Crowny_270 purpl Nov 19 '25

Insert image of the Earth exploding and that somehow it's trans's fault

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u/Your_Angel21 Nov 19 '25

I love that this image implies the creator is making fun of trans people for liking the age of consent and being attracted to adults 💀

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u/the_interviewer17 Nov 19 '25

Unironically yes because it was apparently made by a pedophile

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u/krootroots Nov 19 '25

Longhoused

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u/bouncing-boba Nov 19 '25

This is SO fucking funny WHY is there a longhouse 😭😭

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u/krootroots Nov 19 '25

Some historians theorize that the longhouse societies of Neolithic Age Europe were matriarchies

Just the usual "women bad" stuff on 4chan

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u/CertainNecessary9043 you can't outspeed a flower! Nov 19 '25

This image will never be not funny

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u/OkCheck5178 Nov 19 '25

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u/Eschnoir E-5Ch "It's my pleasure. to ddiiieeee-" Nov 19 '25
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u/CibblesCD evil ass green cibles Nov 19 '25

I think I know the og image for this one

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u/CibblesCD evil ass green cibles Nov 19 '25

Maybe not

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u/Ninjablo Nov 19 '25

What the hell is Terracid doing here 😭

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u/Avaa0818 Nov 19 '25

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u/16_000 Nov 19 '25

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u/TwoFit3921 Imperial II-class Star Destroyer Nov 19 '25

Analogue horror characters when something bad happens

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

he has the essence of doug walker

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u/_rapids Nov 19 '25

my good friend Jamal Ert

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u/the_e75 ragebait afficionado Nov 19 '25

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u/keinanos Nov 19 '25

How frequently do 4chan users gotta deal with pear fanatics

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u/StreetHobo420 Nov 19 '25

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u/gusxc1 Nov 19 '25

Oh that's gore... gore of my comfort character...

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u/Cynunnos Nov 19 '25

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u/murbed1 h̴̨̤̗̝̩̞̖̼͉̋̾͒̄̌̈̀̾̌̔̈́̋̀̋̀̇͋͛̇͆̇̈́̂̀̀̏̈́͐̿̈́͐̊̿͗̏͂̾̚͝͝͝͠͝ Nov 19 '25

Gem alert

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u/KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS Check your mailbox for a nice gift Mr. CEO :) Nov 19 '25

Usage is pretty common and obvious but I just want to share my creation

Except nothing ever happens so it actually is niche.

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u/redditrain777 yellow like an EPIC banana Nov 19 '25
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u/16_000 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25
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u/Jonk_Bonk Nov 19 '25

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u/Jonk_Bonk Nov 19 '25

There's actually two of these which is really funny

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u/ntdavis814 more like r/whatthef*** Nov 19 '25
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u/Hefty_Mood1588 Nov 19 '25

Billions must fry

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

billions fried

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u/Fancy_Chips Nov 19 '25

Wojaking off

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u/Aware-Measurement750 Nov 19 '25

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u/notaspy1245 Nov 19 '25

doesn't this represent the time sharks attacked the global internet by eating underwater fiber optic cables?

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u/Hamsterplaysgames67 YOU CAN MAKE CUSTOM FLAIRS? Nov 19 '25

Whatever the hell this is trying to convey

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u/mold_inhaler Nov 19 '25

It's the start of their love story

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u/walaxometrobixinodri just a mountain of shrimps shrimps shrimps shrimps shruimps shri Nov 19 '25

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u/walaxometrobixinodri just a mountain of shrimps shrimps shrimps shrimps shruimps shri Nov 19 '25

also this peal

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u/Relevant-Piper-4141 Nov 19 '25

Also Chinese MFs making these fuck ass panda man pics for the nichest situation.

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u/elotrodani1 Nov 19 '25

True fotage

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u/ThyLordBacon Nov 19 '25

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u/Da_Randomest_Name Nov 19 '25

He looks like he's about to tell me to go and get a life

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre Nov 19 '25

For context, this one came in someone's dream and has no agenda behind it.

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u/x_fixi epic orange Nov 19 '25

This is r/whenthe … not too dissimilar.

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u/sweetbunsmcgee Nov 19 '25

r/whenthe tries too hard sometimes (for karma). There’s no karma in 4chan, everything you see there is a direct representation of the anon’s mental illness.

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u/_Jops Nov 19 '25

Homegrown organic instability, not that artificial garbage

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u/EdgiiLord will put linux on you're pc Nov 19 '25

In a racist context ofc

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u/EL_SAFTO Nov 19 '25

No saarland is the og alabama

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u/Yeet_that_bottle pears are just better dude Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

I have used this one multiple times

Edit: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEARJACKS IN THE COMMENT SECTION I'M THE LEAST ORIGINAL MF ON THE PLANET

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u/That-One-Courier Nov 19 '25

This happened to my buddy Eric once.

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza r/Whenthe, the funny meme source Nov 19 '25

What about our buddy Keith?

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u/Popular-Map9371 Nov 19 '25

Seeing some soyjack they made in soybooru made something inside my brain pop

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u/LCEKU2019 Nov 19 '25

In the pursuit of gems

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u/Royal-Ad-3429 Nov 19 '25

I 💛 cornjack

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u/SunderedValley Nov 19 '25

"Say the line cornjak!"

"What's popping boys?!"

"Haha I love that yellow bastard".

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u/boiledviolins Nov 19 '25

>4chan (geg, normgroids really think that's the only imageboard that exists ev&doe most soyjaks are made by people who hate the 'cvck) making wojaks (MUCH INCOMPREHEMSIBLE WOAH JACKS) for the nichest situations imaginable

>never heard of snarky snappy award

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u/lienxy69 chain factory worker⛓️(please do not break the chains⛓️‍💥) Nov 19 '25

"THIS POST NEEDS A HERO!"

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u/Possible_Golf3180 dm me unnerving images Nov 19 '25

They had one guy pay a furry artist a lot of money to make shitty wojak edits enough to the point where the furry artist got sick of him and quit. The guy also requested a metric fuckton of furry diaper scat, which may or may not have contributed to the furry artist no longer wanting anything to do with him.

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u/cptki112noobs Nov 19 '25

Saving this post for the sheer amount of Gems in this comment thread.

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u/Hehe_9L-Evan anti-drunk driving is woke propaganda Nov 19 '25
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u/TRITONwe Nov 19 '25

4chan is racist on /pol/ once again

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u/Fickle-Mud4124 Nov 19 '25

White supremacists when I tell them to get a girlfriend that's white:

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u/CodeNovaBtw Project Moon Sleeper Agent Nov 19 '25

Examples?

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