r/whenthe r/ihatethissmug escapee 18h ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ HOW IS THIS A THING

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u/OfficerLollipop legally a wild rodent 17h ago

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u/Due-Fix-6179 16h ago

ifunny

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 14h ago

No, wefunny

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u/GREEN_Hero_6317 12h ago

ifunny doesn't have funny 😭😭😭

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u/Local-Wing-2272 8h ago

The ancient scrolls

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u/BuyFeeling6787 5h ago

Well, duh. They aren't CurrentlyHamster.

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u/The_Conductor7274 18h ago

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u/NameRevolutionary727 18h ago

Why couldn’t you fit the full name of Johnathan Ferguson keeper of firearms and artillery at the national armories museum in Leeds?

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u/SpearTactics 14h ago

*Royal Armouries

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u/Red580 12h ago

He must be chuffed that he managed to get a job that fit his name like that!

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u/terrarialord201 pray for a cuter future :3 17h ago

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u/FiveHundredAnts 16h ago

What does this mean, im stupid

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u/XXLDreamlifter trollface -> 16h ago

Keeper Of Firearms and Artillery At The Royal Armouries In The UK, Which Houses A Collection of Thousands Of Iconic Weapons From Throughout History

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u/GrapeGrenadeEnjoyer 16h ago

Keeper Of Firearms And Artillery At The Royal Armouries Museum In The UK Which Houses A Collection Of Thousands Of Iconic Weapons From Throughout History

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u/braaibroodjie123 15h ago

Keeper Of Firearms and Artillery At The Royal Armouries In The UK, Which Houses A Collection of Thousands Of Iconic Weapons From Throughout History

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u/TalentTess 17h ago

Don't you mean "LIVE JONATHAN FERGUSON KEEPER OF FIREARMS AND ARTILLERY AT THE ROYAL ARMOURIES MUSEUM IN ENGLAND REACTION" ?

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u/xFreddyFazbearx [REDACTED] 12h ago

Excuse you, his name is Firearms Expert

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u/Th4t1Guy3787 10h ago

a Real Firearms Expert*

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u/Horse_go_moooo 18h ago

They are also owned by the same conglomerate that owns 5 minute crafts, and they are Russian supremacists basically

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 17h ago

fucking WHAT

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u/Entire_Chip_1225 17h ago

Did WHAT consent?

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 14h ago

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u/PlayerZeroStart 6h ago

What suing fucking?

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u/Horse_go_moooo 17h ago

It's true.

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u/Maxter8002 12h ago

yo 5 minute craft video on custom sex positions when

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u/Definetly_Noah Me when I make a flair: 11h ago

Noelle, what in the actual FUCK are you talking about?!

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u/JustARandonAccount I require more chubby men with belly rolls 6h ago

She wants to crack Susie

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u/JustARandonAccount I require more chubby men with belly rolls 6h ago

She wants to crack Susie

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u/Definetly_Noah Me when I make a flair: 5h ago

We heard you the first time

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u/Afrojones66 15h ago

Maaaan guess I have to boycott them now. Their algorithm was so good. 😭

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 14h ago

Oh yeah, is that still a thing?

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest MILDLY SHOCKING POST SPOTTED 13h ago

went to go check the CHUPPL video i learned this from, only to find that it's been privated and he didn't post for four months until just recently on bsky

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u/xzelldx 9h ago

It’s so weird, I watched this Saturday and now I’m seeing it mentioned in the wild.

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u/Ryuko_the_red 12h ago

I'm glad this Is becoming more common knowledge

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u/Zorubark when he at the when he when you when he 8h ago

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u/justk4y 9h ago

How deep is this iceberg going man

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u/blue-gamer-07 9h ago edited 6h ago

I think reality needs to reset the universe. I’m going Florida

Edit: typo

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u/Redmoon383 6h ago

You can't access most porn there anyway so have fun

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u/blue-gamer-07 6h ago

Thanks for pointing out my typo

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u/Ryuko_the_red 12h ago

I'm glad this Is becoming more common knowledge

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u/BasicArts 2h ago

Source?

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u/Necessary-Prune9727 [REDACTED] 12h ago

What

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u/Llamapickle129 12h ago

why am i not surprised?

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u/ElectricXylophon 11h ago

But they have Gay porn?

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u/Poodlestrike 10h ago

They hate gay people, not money.

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u/Bored_Orangutan Please be patient. I’m incredibly stupid. 17h ago

I’ve lost all respect for xhamster. I remember when they used to have family values.

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u/potato6132 purpl 17h ago

Now all they have is violence in movies and sex on tv

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u/Lompfox 16h ago

If only there was a family guy 😔

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u/LaAndromedo999 12h ago

Like a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry?

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u/SomeoneRepeated 5h ago

Unfortunately I’ve only found him on r34

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u/Infinite_Dish_1949 99% chance i’m transfem 16h ago

Where are those good old fashioned values we used to rely?

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u/Gordan_Freeman475 16h ago

Man, we really need a family guy

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u/Techny3000 epic orange 15h ago

We really need a man who

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u/A_Human_Being_BLEEEH 15h ago

Positively can do

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u/TallestGargoyle 11h ago

All the things that make us

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 OwO 16h ago

Luckily theres a Family Guy

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u/OpenConversation643 15h ago

Thanks, watching old family guy now

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u/flubbyII r/ihatethissmug escapee 17h ago

I miss when xhamster had good old ‘tegridy.

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u/BananaMaster96_ 15h ago

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u/konydanza 14h ago

Oh shit two simpsons references in one thread

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u/Cultural-Gas2246 12h ago

They still have those values. You just have to search for them under "step".

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u/skystar4isntcool 18h ago

cant I get more more info I dont want to watch it but im curious

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u/flubbyII r/ihatethissmug escapee 18h ago

in 2016, xhamster (a porn website) made a small animated show on YouTube about a little hamster guy reviewing their own animated skits about stuff, the episodes are only like 3 minutes but there’s one now deleted episode where there’s a black hamster that’s drawn with exaggeratedly large lips having an argument with a gay hamster about who’s more oppressed, and it ends with the black hamster shooting the gay hamster

I have no idea who would take the time to fund, animate, and act in this but it exists somehow

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp He had won the victory over himself. He loved Salesforce. 18h ago

Literally racism on my porn app

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u/herrcollin 18h ago

We used to build bang things

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 14h ago

We used to be a cuntry

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u/Autistic_Doggi trollface -> 57m ago

this man never served his cuntry and it shows

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u/Linosek279 2h ago

WE USED TO MAKE STEEL

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u/Talisign 15h ago

It's no PeepooDo and the Super Fuck Friends, I'll tell you that much.

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u/flubbyII r/ihatethissmug escapee 9h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 7h ago

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u/skystar4isntcool 18h ago

WAIT ITS SFW??? WHAT

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u/World_Seller 16h ago

Tf is that plot

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u/Temporary-Wear-4354 12h ago

Lmaoo, peak ep

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u/CriminyBiscuits 18h ago

Before anyone decides to look it up, xhamster has nothing to do with hamsters. It is a porn website. The cartoon is apparently called Hamsterland, which is not related to the hamster care website.

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u/_MargaretThatcher the dark lord of the piss 18h ago

no it has everything to do with hamsters. ever heard of gerbilling

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys 13h ago

Isn’t gerbilling the thing basket ball players do all the time

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u/Mecha_G 9h ago

And Richard Gere, apparently.

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u/Cultural-Pipe-6687 15h ago

Ah man I was expecting to see a bunch of videos of cute hamsters

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 18h ago

who the fuck uses that website anyway

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 17h ago

I had to reluctantly use it while I was living in Russia cause to use Pornhub there, you have to verify your age with your social media account. Should've used Xvidoes though ngl, that one is sometimes even better than the P.

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u/Ranimdude 0m ago

fuck xvideos

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u/LizzieMiles 15h ago

People in states where pornhub is banned and are too lazy to use a VPN because it just kind of ignores the id check laws

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys 13h ago

Cannot tell if they just don’t gaf or if they’re actually enforcing the law. Either way, who cares, half the porn industry is one company in Canada

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u/blairmen 12h ago

Wait really?

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u/ZodiacThrill3r 11h ago

Yup, really. Company was called MindGeek but is now called Aylo. This video explores the man behind it:

https://youtu.be/2Q17XxYiS3Y?si=8vLluHpn1G8FhiCV

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u/IllEvent5465 8h ago

commenting here so ill remember it later

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u/Naikazm 7h ago

So hes jewish ?

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 8h ago

In Tennessee, it's banned. Trust me, I've checked.

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 13h ago edited 13h ago

Never used it but I remember hearing that it was one of the better porn sites in terms of vetting it's content at a time where sites like Pornhub were getting raked over the coals over the prevalence of revenge porn and CSAM on the site.

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u/Only-Albatross-4311 13h ago

It was slightly decent for OF leaks at one point before getting replaced by Erome, Eporner, and SimpCity.

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u/YaBoiBinkleBop movin' at the speed of sound, quickest hedgehog around 16h ago

Me

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 16h ago

why do you wade through garbage for your food there is plenty of free food on the floor outside

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u/YaBoiBinkleBop movin' at the speed of sound, quickest hedgehog around 16h ago

Different porn sites have different categories they're better at and xhamster never had the infamous pornhub purge so they have a lot more amature stuff on there.

Pornhub is not a good porn site

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u/Dremoriawarroir888 the dark lord 15h ago

That and also they are mega zionists.

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u/WhitherThisPath bug girl connoisseur 17h ago edited 13h ago

the big hub is better in every way
edit: i lied i actually goon to vore but nobody would know

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 17h ago

i’m saying like i don’t even use pornhub i just know it’s the instant normie porn option

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u/boygoblin 17h ago edited 17h ago

Too good for mainstream porn sites? Lmao

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 17h ago

not “too good” i just don’t have a better word to describe mainstream sites other then “normie porn”

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u/boygoblin 17h ago

Terminally online vocabulary

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u/Only-Albatross-4311 13h ago

If you enjoy boring corpo porn then sure. 

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u/Capital_Pick3604 i eat r/whenthe celebs (not in a Sexual way) 11h ago

"Corpo porn" lmao the fuck does that mean

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Your lawyer 6h ago

Porn made with a huge production budget in a studio where everything is scripted, acted, and highly produced, ie, basically everything on Pornhub

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u/drillgorg 3h ago

Reddit is great for real amateur content... if you're interested in solo female content aged 18-20something advertising their OF. Or if you're into wife sharing I guess.

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u/Interesting-Bass9957 15h ago edited 6h ago

Xhamster sounds like a Xorg app with dancing hamsters, I wish it was that

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u/TheNameless777 14h ago

L faps...

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u/Ok-Scientist-2111 18h ago

Considering all the other stuff the porn industry has done, this seems quite tame in comparison

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u/Element13245 13h ago

xhamster? did your hamster get taken and chipped by elon musk?

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 14h ago

you're telling me that the site that hosted cp until 2021, real rape videos until 2016, and allows the f and t slur on their platform is problematic? i'm shocked, really

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u/sudoregalia 18h ago

what would you expect from an organisation that hates hamsters?

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u/oldmanbytheriver 12h ago

….is that a trans flag and a hammer and sickle?

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u/sudoregalia 10h ago

yea i'm a trans communist

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u/GirlGremlin01 9h ago

Hell yeahhhh based asfuck

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u/sudoregalia 9h ago

red yuri

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u/oldmanbytheriver 10h ago

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u/sudoregalia 10h ago

what can i say, liberals assuming parliament will just vote in rights and that capitalism is fair to minorities radicalised me

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u/WorkingScientist7614 5h ago

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself sad. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov fucked him over personally with his socio-economic theory. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

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u/Independent-Fly6068 7h ago

if only communism wasn't coopted by people looking to become a new class of boogewazee and then relentlessly oppress those underneath them.

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u/sudoregalia 7h ago

not so much coopted as much as it has split into different branches of praxis which disagree with each other

but someone like pol pot is considered a fascist autocrat opportunist by everyone across the board lol

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u/Independent-Fly6068 6h ago

Idk, basically every self proclaimed "communist" government is notoriously oppressive & corrupt. Soviet Union being THE premier (heh) example.

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u/Wrmthym 7h ago

Is this really your first time seeing a trans communist? I feel like those are half of the people I know lol

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u/macke2k18 10h ago

Ofcourse it is they always do this

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u/CheapEnd7214 My cortisol’s been low ever since I started killing people! 17h ago

XHamster like the porn site??

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u/BarrioMan 15h ago

I saw that video, too!

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u/Walming2 the dark lord (Miitopia reference?!?!) 13h ago

What the fuck were they thinking ? Why would a porn website even do this in the first place??

Gives me a reason to not use xhamster, even though I've only ever used Pornhub for porn.

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u/EggEuphoric411 12h ago

Who did what now?

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u/imaginedodong 15h ago

xhamster? the porn site?

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u/ApprehensiveBat7108 12h ago

Unskippable post

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u/Tnemmokon 12h ago

That's nothing! I've heard that they swatted a content creator because they found porn on their RedTube Account!

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u/Ok-Aspect-4259 11h ago

Who?

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u/Dangerous_Put_6548 7h ago

A porn website

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u/Ok-Aspect-4259 7h ago

Learning that a porn website made an offensive show was not the first thing I expected to learn at college today.

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u/Dangerous_Put_6548 6h ago

im in college too! twins! hows the semester treating you?

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u/Ok-Aspect-4259 6h ago

It's just getting started. So far, so good.

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u/CrobatIsTheBestPkmn I love Cipher from HSR (pretened this flair was funny) 10h ago

I didn't realise this was real for a moment. I just thought it was the type of meme that was "Ha I made you search porn". I barely knew anything about that site other than it being a place for porn to begin with. I didn't realise it was that tucked up and insane

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u/Middle-Let9645 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rI9O6UXkCjvTG

No seriously. Who is this I’ve never heard of?

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u/ashleyLSD 6h ago

xhamster? go look up his website :3

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u/Middle-Let9645 6h ago

… x… 🙄 It’s an ‘adult’ site, isn’t it?

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u/TehTJ13 12h ago

A porn website? Racist? Damn

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u/xz_mrtn 5h ago

another win for people who exclusively jork it to furries

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u/mrki_the_wizard 5h ago

Yall actually use that.

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u/RTA-No0120 4h ago

Ironic from a place that literally has : Gay category…

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u/ivnwng 3h ago

Ok now Im intrigued.

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u/Valarg 2h ago

Why will do a Porn company that???

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u/Grouchy_Quality7315 18h ago

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u/Brother-Captain 18h ago

I feel like they were pretty specific

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u/pugtailz 18h ago

MFs be calling anything a vaguepost these days

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u/JKhemical 18h ago

They aint even the Vaguepost Peasant fym

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u/DreadDiana 14h ago

If a post isn't a 1000 word essay outlining and exploring the themes of the events described, it will get a vaguepost react

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u/MadeJustToUpvoteMeme i fucking love furry porn 17h ago

vaguepost reaction image users when the caption doesn't have every last detail including dates, times, names, and links present, resulting in them needing to use a shred of brainpower to comprehend what they're reading

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u/SubiBoySus 17h ago

Whats the matter vague boy? Afraid you might say something?

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u/Captain_Fatbelly 17h ago

Huh. That sounds pretty funny