r/whenthe 13h ago

BRB, destroying the few grams of Californium on Earth

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u/SmokJozef 13h ago

we're actually supermen, we just dont know it because all the nitrogen suppresses our powers

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u/Grndslap 12h ago

They actually didn’t say what type of kryptonite it would act like. It could turn your powers off, kill you, change your sex, or turn you evil for all we know

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u/Mundane_History_7306 12h ago

…or make you gay

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u/Sorndir 12h ago

So pink kryptonite then

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u/Mundane_History_7306 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZuR6KIdhzwb28
“Yeah this one it made me suck off a gay frog”

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 11h ago

This guy is fr such a fucking feverdream

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u/Believer4 11h ago

We don't talk about the pink one

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u/Mousestar369 11h ago

Oh so THAT'S why-

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u/Snackle-smasher 8h ago

Not the frogs! Oh the humanity!

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u/Simone_Galoppi07 7h ago

that explains a lot

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u/EthanTGX13 11h ago

big if true for trans ppl born in 07

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u/Artlover4206942 11h ago

I see, so the element acts like kryptonite but I suppose maybe different isotopes of it act like different version?

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u/hamborger42069 7h ago

sex changing nitrogen it is

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u/Polenball 10h ago

To an extremely minor degree, this is unironically true! Nitrogen is a very mild intoxicant. You only notice the effects at high pressures, but we're actually always slightly intoxicated by atmospheric nitrogen and we're just used to it.

Some researchers did a study where people did reaction time tests in the normal atmosphere and in a mixture where all the nitrogen was replaced by helium (which has no noted intoxicating effects at any pressure). People had a statistically significant 9.3% decrease in reaction time the helium-oxygen mixture, regardless of which order the tests were carried out in. Effectively, we're always being very slightly sedated.

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u/autumn_dances 9h ago

so what you're saying is that if one wants to be a top e-sports player, they have to have a pressurized room that's continuously pumped with a helium-oxygen breathing mixture? brb calling the local contractor

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u/guto8797 6h ago

Man, hearing racial slurs with the helium pitch through voice chat would be a new experience.

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u/Aarolin THIS. IS. WHENTHE. 7h ago

I always knew it was pay to win 😔

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u/Shadowpika655 5h ago

Or get a non-Nitrogen oxygen tank

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u/G-man1816 9h ago

Wait so if I'm in a helium-oxygen mixture I'll finally have the reaction time to shoot that stupid guy peeking that corner in CS?

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u/SasquatchRobo 6h ago

Bet! While sounding like a goddamn chipmunk 🐿️

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u/G-man1816 1h ago

I'll get hackused for sounding like a squeaker with those reflexes

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u/Nightmare-datboi 6h ago

That’s exactly what happened on Krypton btw

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u/SmokJozef 5m ago

wait really? i dont know much superman lore

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u/Nightmare-datboi 5m ago

Yeah, Kryptonite is just what the planet was made out of