r/whenthe • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Femboy in denial • 13h ago

Dolphins? Anyone? I regret the ability to read

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u/Dear_Faithlessness89 12h ago

"Crazy gooners. They goon for fun, they goon all the time. For weeks! For weeks! In groups! Forceful gooning! They also carrying STDs" -(c) Koseki Bijou talking about dolphins

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u/fartew 12h ago

Wait, did she actually say that???

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u/red_enjoyer 9h ago

Ofc she did, it's Biboo

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u/papaniq 1h ago

what else you can do when you are a mammal living in vast waters while also being superior in intelligence to 95% of the stuff living among you