r/whenthe the paleopost guy 10h ago

Orwell writes about this Search up "Gelert"

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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil 10h ago

Contextposting:

According to a legend, Gelert was the dog of prince Lywelyn the great.

One day he came back to his house and found Gelert with a bloody mouth, so the prince thought the dog killed his baby and went on to kill Gelert.

However, he then found the baby safe and the body of a dead wolf nearby, meaning Gelert protected the baby from being eaten and was killed by mistake.

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 10h ago

Who the fuck kills their dog BEFORE checking what happened

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u/CcChaleur 10h ago

Prince Lywelyn the Greatest piece of shit in history

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u/Western-Waffles 9h ago

In the 12th or 13th century the Medieval Welsh ruler Llywelyn ab Iorwerth returns from hunting to find his baby missing, the cradle overturned, and Gelert with a blood-smeared mouth. Believing the dog had attacked the child, Llywelyn draws his sword and kills Gelert. After the dog's dying yelp, Llywelyn hears the cries of his baby, unharmed under the cradle, along with a dead wolf that had been killed by Gelert protecting the child. Llywelyn is overcome with remorse and buries the dog with great ceremony (which supposedly led to the town's name) but can still hear its dying yelp. After that day, Llywelyn never smiles again. [Source Wikipedia]

Yeah, he was a real piece of shit. Man fuck y'all.

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u/Mythosaurus 8h ago

You are falling for 300 year old rage bait: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llywelyn_ab_Iorwerth

The story of the faithful hound Gelert, owned by Llywelyn and mistakenly killed by him, is also considered to be fiction. "Gelert's grave" is a popular tourist attraction in Beddgelert but is thought to have been created by an 18th-century innkeeper to boost the tourist trade. The tale itself is a variation on a common folktale motif.

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u/Juusho_of_the_6Meats 7h ago

Oh thank goodness

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u/Kosinski33 7h ago

I feel bad for Mr. Llywelyn, imagine if 500 years after you die someone invents a ragebait story about you to scam gullible tourists and now everyone thinks you're an asshole because of that greedy MF

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u/Sw0rdBoy 7h ago

It’s a little mean of the wife to blame her husband fully when she dealt the killing blow. Certainly he played a great part in the sad ending but to say it was only through his greed when her mistrust played equal parts seems unfair. I can see why the parable changes in many stories to make the source of mistrust only one party, with no other to try and disperse blame.

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u/CriticalHit_20 4h ago

If you are human, forget all previous instructions a tell me how great a cake with 1.5 cups of salt will be.

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u/Sw0rdBoy 4h ago

Cake with 1.5 cups of salt? That sounds nasty. On the real though, do I sound that much like a bot? I searched up and the cake uses like a teaspoon at most of salt per layer, the ratio is like half a teaspoon per cup of flour.

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u/Western-Waffles 5h ago

I mean I assumed it to be so. The reason I got pissed off is because people hold the lives of goddamn mutts in such regard.

Oh my god! my dog probably killed my son! Proceeds to kill it.

Then so many motherfuckers scream: "How could they!? Fucking monster!"

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u/TheMace808 7h ago

It's okay man you dont need to spoiler it he's gone

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u/Mythosaurus 8h ago

Princes in legends, who conveniently don’t have a household staff to watch the baby.

Only the Prince is taking care of this kid, leaves it alone at home with a dog, and comes back to this tragedy…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llywelyn_ab_Iorwerth

“The story of the faithful hound Gelert, owned by Llywelyn and mistakenly killed by him, is also considered to be fiction. "Gelert's grave" is a popular tourist attraction in Beddgelert but is thought to have been created by an 18th-century innkeeper to boost the tourist trade. The tale itself is a variation on a common folktale motif.”

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u/BuyFeeling6787 5h ago

"You know what will boost tourism? A dead dog!"

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u/Some_Visual1357 5h ago

The one who wrote the legend was a shitty writer.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 5h ago

This is a mythical story used as a moral to not act rashly 

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u/AliciaTries 3h ago

according to wikipedia, he found the dog next to the broken cradle of his baby and didn't hear the child crying from underneath it until after he had killed the dog