r/whenthe • u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur • 5h ago

Orwell writes about this Why isn't this a common thing

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u/pepsicola07 They call me Bubba the Stallion 5h ago

They would be doing something else besides holding hands and spinning

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u/Level-Wrap-6022 Proud bisexual of the Empire🏳️‍🌈 5h ago

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u/Tsunamicat108 5h ago

*speed jorks it*

*w speed*

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u/dieudumbo 5h ago

w seed

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u/Tsunamicat108 5h ago

w peed

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u/NoenD_i0 5h ago

i know what you are

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u/Tsunamicat108 5h ago

*speed kills a fan*

w speed❤️‍🩹

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u/NoenD_i0 5h ago

triple YU speed

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u/The_Radio_Host 5h ago

Exactly. John and Jane Pervert don’t have sex. They have Duo Goon Sessions

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u/mangomansixtyseven 3h ago

So what's the context of this gif

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u/Beautiful_Youth9233 3h ago

Speed did a music video and in onr of the scenes he was jorkin it and by it... I mean his speedih

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u/Think_and_game She/Her- wait omg is that HATSUNE MIKU ??? 4h ago

They would either be committing unspeakable acts, or they would have a severe, intense rivalry and they will never be able to love each other

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u/Level-Wrap-6022 Proud bisexual of the Empire🏳️‍🌈 5h ago

This would go well as a soulsborne dual boss

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 5h ago

There both very horny pansexuals that love each other, but will still hit on you during the fight.

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u/Level-Wrap-6022 Proud bisexual of the Empire🏳️‍🌈 5h ago

their attacks also fuck you over like how they already fuck each other

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u/dastebon 5h ago

Every debuff in the game

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 5h ago

And they either die in there arms together, fuse, or are imortalized because their love is basically magic or something similar

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u/Kan_Me 5h ago

Wouldn't it cancel out?

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

no they sometime watch others

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u/Tamareira568 i too am in the comment section 5h ago

Sometimes?

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

I only have second hand accounts to work from.

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u/inemsn 5h ago

no, it's be constructive interference rather than destructive.

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u/Personal-Role-8071 [the DooM guy] 5h ago

Peeping Tom and Peeping Teresa

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 5h ago

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u/PinballproXD 2h ago

Explanation?

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 2h ago

the character is named Teresa and her planet (behind her) is Terezart

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u/Big_Money_7953 23m ago

What is this even? Is this a video game? An anime?

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u/WheatleyBr 5h ago

I don't think i've seen any media where they have both of those at once.

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u/higorga09 Gachaslop Enjoyer 5h ago

Kazuma and Darkness I guess, but he's put off by her as well.

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u/WheatleyBr 5h ago

incompatible types of freak i suppose.

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 local athiest trans girlie 3h ago

The freakuency isnt synchronising

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u/EXusiai99 2h ago

Kazuma saw her outfreaking an ancient demon and realized there's levels to this shit

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u/wookiee-nutsack I trap ants in my foreskin and start pissing 4h ago

Does darkness go out of her way to peep on people or is she just "I like being punched" ?

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u/LowlySlayer 3h ago

She makes her "problems" other people's Problems.

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u/eeveefan224 5h ago

fechipurru has this dynamic, at least with the first two protags

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 5h ago

And they're both still virgins because they're too nervous to actually start something

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u/Level-Wrap-6022 Proud bisexual of the Empire🏳️‍🌈 5h ago

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one of them the moment the other offers sex:

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u/Tsunamicat108 5h ago

just like me frfr

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u/sour_creamand_onion 5h ago

Simultaneously too freaked out and too afraid to freak people out.

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u/murderouserazer 3h ago

[The person sitting next to me looking at me with perverted eyes] is the exact manga ur looking for

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u/readd-at-torr 5h ago

this happens often but they spend most of the time inside their bedrooms instead of outside being visible

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u/Nympho_BBC_Queen 4h ago edited 3h ago

My fiancé is pretty vanilla. Missionary and hand holding and that's it for him..but he puts up with my ideas because I'm respectful.

I will always top and sometimes wear a Dirndl. He gets some tits in his face and I can dominate him. Both parties are happy. I will also not stop after he comes. His little squeaks while he is pleading for his life are just too cute.

Edit: I'm oversharing again, sorry.

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u/mlubben 3h ago

thanks for the info.... "Nympho_BBC_Queen"

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u/Nympho_BBC_Queen 1h ago

No problem, love.

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u/Willeny_Arch 2h ago

You have official freak status

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u/realMagick7777 1h ago

Is he black

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u/Nympho_BBC_Queen 1h ago

Doesn't matter but he is half black.

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u/realMagick7777 1h ago

No I asked coz of your username

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u/Nympho_BBC_Queen 1h ago

lol oh ok yeah should have been obvious. Brain fart on my part.

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u/KnockOutClock 43m ago

Glad you are happy

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u/BOSSXD3 5h ago

Their child will be Johnny pervert

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u/Competitive-Shape-86 OVA Iggy cultist 4h ago

So hes gonna meet gyro pervert?

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u/King_of_Farasar You just lost the 5h ago

Chud x Foid ah ship

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u/Latter_Definition377 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 5h ago

“I’m a fat little chud”
“I’m a thin big foid”

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u/xVEEx3 5h ago

John titanfall makes jane helldiver

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u/Space_Gemini_24 2h ago

BT-7274 x C-01

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u/MiskoSkace 5h ago edited 5h ago

Instead of that, Jane pervert meets Peter virgin-puritan

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

peter being an ultra vergian does not infer he is not a pervert, virginity does not equal a lack of perversion only real world expirence.

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u/MiskoSkace 5h ago

You're right, changed it to a better expression.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

nah that still change nothing ultra puritian are defined by self disgust more than anything else.

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u/Ludic-Lucid 5h ago

are you john pervert?

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 4h ago

probably not, but I lack the data to determine what he would be like

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u/CoffeeWanderer 3h ago

Yeah

I think there are some people that aren't like aversed to sex or puritan, but just don't get attracted or connect easily with others and are fine with being single/virgin.

Then they meet someone who actually makes them feel that way, and they feel similar towards them.

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u/realMagick7777 1h ago

Virgin gooner pervert

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u/CodeNameAki_22 5h ago

it is and its called your parents

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago

speak for yourself that is noy my family

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 5h ago

But since they have the same last name, doesn't that imply they are related? I guess they ARE perverts, so they might be freaky like that. Or do we assume it's it just a coincidence?

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u/GloomyTurn2374 4h ago

Marriage?

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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 more than 1% green 4h ago

Yeah but the meme implies they just met and bonded over being Perverts. So they must've been Perverts even before

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u/LoganCube400 The Dillinger Escape Plan is peak 5h ago

Negative Nancy and Negative Nathaniel

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u/TalosIsNotAGod2 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MlNgdDxvLuenaPe4st
lets use every last cum drop

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u/KillLaKaiju When will NieR ever achieve a piss drop's worth of happiness? 5h ago

Just this once. Let's goon!

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u/Other-Reporter-3214 5h ago

Natori Propose MV spotted

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u/ZarfTMarf69 5h ago

natori propose mentioned!!

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u/Technical-Prior6716 5h ago

Boths fetish is actually a true love and kindness

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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 The stray cat of Whenthe 3h ago

Why is Yourfat shipping a brother and sister? 😔 They share the same last name upon meeting!!

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u/TomboyKnight1 5h ago

I prefer Jane pervert and Janet pervert actually

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u/JoshuaBizarre 5h ago

Was Jane early to the perverted activities?

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u/Blu3R4ptor 5h ago

The GIF Is from the music video of Propose by Natori.

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u/t1me_Man 1h ago

And it is fantastic, I would recommend

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u/engieman 5h ago

Whats the enbie version of this so i can send it to my partner

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u/KaiserRoll823 😳👉👈 5h ago

Jean and/or Jan Pervert would be my best guess

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u/Material-Actuator-94 5h ago

Jane perverts are usually feds out to get me 😞

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u/Pretend-Item-1339 5h ago

Literally Teruteru and Miu from Danganronpa lol

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u/dootdootlord 4h ago

"john" "jane" is this a homestuck reference

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u/GoonerSans 3h ago

I've read too much Homestuck

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u/redditrain777 yellow like an EPIC banana 5h ago

Peak song btw go listen to propose by natori

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u/PrettySatyric-al 5h ago

Because god forbid if women admitted they were pervs.

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u/iamdabrick 5h ago

when Jane pervert meets Jane pervert 2

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater yellow like an EPIC tuna 5h ago

John pervert and Jane pervert on their way to register as sex offenders:

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u/RealTreither 5h ago

It already is

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u/WingObvious487 5h ago

They would reach never before seen levels of freakiness

https://giphy.com/gifs/MYRTuES4zPyFNdoIxd

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u/SilkenEmperor 5h ago

I know of an Alice seeking game where Jane Pervert had made John Pervert for the expressed purpose of being perverts together.

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u/In-A-Beautiful-Place 5h ago

This is kinda the plot of David Cronenberg's Crash (the 1996 movie, has nothing to do with the movie about racism from the 2000s)

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u/SugarBombBrandy 4h ago

This was kinda a thing with Brock and Temacu - a filler character - in the Johto series, but Brock wasn't into her until the last minute when she decided to marry her doctor instead.

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u/stew9703 4h ago

Why do they have the same last name?

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u/OrangeXarot 4h ago

marriage

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u/stew9703 3h ago

They just met, must be vegas.

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u/wild_vika purpl 2h ago

they're perverts in some rather extreme ways

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u/the_milkman24 þey/it :3 1h ago

They're actually semi-time-clones of eachother made from eachother's paradox goop

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u/caninebros 4h ago

The same pole of magnet is pushing each others

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u/SparrowWingYT 3h ago

I thought it was common

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u/holiestMaria 3h ago

the day started of so well

Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life

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u/TheMemeLord4816 3h ago

Family guy did it before

One of them is gonna be the bigger fish and the other isn't gonna like it

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u/M4gp1e-w1ngs 3h ago

this is a really cute gif

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Someone say Femboy? 3h ago

I wish :(

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u/PlasmaGuy500 yellow like an EPIC banana 3h ago

Is there a series with this

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u/dandadone_with_life 2h ago

still waiting for the moment when Sanji's bitch ass meets his match and they fuck off happily ever after

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u/fdy_12 1h ago

Because they're both below the expectations of the other

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u/realMagick7777 1h ago

This happens frequently, bit just end up getting banned from Reddit or deleting the account after coom

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u/CaptainKirk28 1h ago

Hijacking this for my stupidly specific life event:

I'm friends with IRL John and Jane Pervert, and they got married two weeks ago. John Pervert cheated with the maid of honor the next night at my birthday party. He was blackout drunk and I don't believe he was fully in control, but the entire vibe of the friend group is awful rn.

This isn't always the fairytale ending you'd think it would be

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u/BartholomewBezos6 yuri is awesome (im a gay girl of course i like reading yuri) 1h ago

now imagine,,, jane pervert with 2nd jane pervert

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u/Adamle69 The Abo plush that's a girl 🏳️‍⚧️ named Jamie 47m ago

NATORI PROPOSE MENTIONED

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u/gliscornumber1 16m ago

Male to female pervert ratio is extremely off

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 Goon of the Year 2025 3m ago

the world would be prefect if every femcel dated every incel

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u/LilMissy1246 5h ago

Garnt/Gigguk and Sydsnap/Sydney may fit the bill as well as Joey Bizinger and Akidearest? (YouTubers/Podcasters). They’re the only ones I can think of

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u/Papooros 5h ago

me and my friend unironically

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u/Capital_Pick3604 i eat r/whenthe celebs (not in a Sexual way) 5h ago

the problem: they both think the otheir is ugly as fuck

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u/HENTAI_ISLIFE 5h ago

Isnt this just Shimoneta?

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u/OverlyEdged 2h ago

I met a lady pervert and we had 6 great months together but it's just simply not viable for two people to have so much sex. It was too much, I used to struggle to drive home my legs were jelly.

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u/Capital_Pick3604 i eat r/whenthe celebs (not in a Sexual way) 5h ago

what? are you a bot or what?