r/whenthe #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 7h ago

Orwell writes about this Why isn't this a common thing

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 7h ago

And they're both still virgins because they're too nervous to actually start something

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u/sour_creamand_onion 6h ago

Simultaneously too freaked out and too afraid to freak people out.