r/whenthe • u/wt_anonymous local schizoid enby • 6h ago

Every. Single. Time.

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 trollface -> 6h ago

This might sound home of phobic but I don't like when guys wear skirts, it reminds me of the scottish and scottish people are scary

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 5h ago

och, ye wee bafflin’ beastie! if ma kilt’s scarin’ ye, just wait ‘til i whip oot the bagpipes, they’ll have ye runnin’ faster than a haggis wi’ its tail on fire! skirts? this is a kilt, ye dafty, n it’s got more pleats than ye've brain cells! now quit yer girnin’ ‘fore i send a clan o’ furious midgies efter ye! :3 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Aldehin 4h ago

Damn, my English won't be enough for my Scotland trip, will it?

As a non native speaker, I m scared

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 4h ago

dinnae fash yersel’, pal! we Scots are a friendly bunch, we’ll slow doon, wave our hands aboot, n throw in a few “aye”s and “wee”s jus' for flavour. yer English is braw, we’ll meet ye halfway. jus' bring a sense o’ humour n an empty stomach for teh tablet, n ye’ll be grand! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :3

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u/Aldehin 4h ago

I'll be frustrated to not be as funny as in my native language but hey, language barriere won't stop me

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u/TAMCL 1h ago

Don't worry, they can still understand you