r/whenthe local schizoid enby 5h ago

Every. Single. Time.

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u/Juandice__ 5h ago

okay i might sound too woke, but [says the most horrendous radical-regressive transphobic shit imaginable]

themes and such ifg

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u/DumbestComicsNerd 5h ago

I have such brainrot I read ifg as short for LowTierGod.

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u/-PaperWoven- (can you) understand me? 5h ago

IowFierGod

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u/cecialix 4h ago

LowFiberGod

He shits mad bricks

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u/miscellaneousexists 3h ago

IFearGod

A christian streamer that does masses online

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u/MrRumato 4h ago

Ow. Fear God.

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u/Seppostralian 3h ago

The occasional opposite is fun though, I like it when you get the occasional ‘I’m a pretty conservative red blooded American, but [Says some great shit about freedom liberty and the pursuit of happiness and is unironically one of the most pro-trans people you’ll meet]. I moved to Arizona recently and there’s actually a lot of those type of folks here that I’ve encountered.

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 3h ago

watch a YouTuber like that. he's a Christian, calls himself a conservative and says he leans to the right. he's in full favor of civil rights, anti-slavery, does not sugarcoat the horrors of slavery, will not tolerate any nonsense about the Civil War being over states rights or northern aggression, and overall leans more left than he'd admit and is a chill Christian that actually follows the teachings of Jesus

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u/Reflexlon 3h ago

A coworker of mine is like that. He'll be casually vibing then someone will say some weird shit and he'll instantly jump in with something like "God forgives everyone, even if they are sinning, as long as they live a life of love. And preaching hate against X or Y because they are trans is very un-christ-like even if it is a sin."

Cooler if you'd not say that your friend is a walking sin, but still cool that you accept them and will fight for their happiness and safety regardless lmfao.

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u/BlatantThrowaway4444 purpl 1h ago

Counterpoint, being a walking sin sounds badass. Like one time someone tried to convince me to “join the fight” against gay people because they stole rainbows from God. I mean, it sounds as stupid now as it did then, but you aren’t going to get me on your side, if the people you’re against stole a concept from an allegedly omnipotent being and suffered no divine consequence

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 3h ago

i'm a cis ally. i love trans people. #protectthedolls [says the most transphobic shit possible but uses the "some of my friends are trans excuse" and actively buys Harry Potter merch out of "nostalgia". still an ally, i swear]

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 5h ago

Imma say something controversial....

stinky.

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u/Juandice__ 5h ago

oh? so you criticize trans people? that's problematic medias, tsk tsk tsk

https://giphy.com/gifs/yGlYf5btWEJlkrMEw5

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u/notaplayr 4h ago

who says it was criticism

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 4h ago

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u/Juandice__ 4h ago

ouu shi👀

gets obliterated

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut 4h ago

“It’s called dark humor, liberal. Get used to it.”

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u/Gl1tchyVirus dm me unnerving images 3h ago

As someone who doesn’t shower I find this very offensive

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u/Darmug ”You are now breathing manually.” - Alpharius 3h ago

Say, that’s a weird 3 circle mark on you…

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u/DraconicGuacamole dm me unnerving images 1h ago

something controversial….

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u/yuriko-shimizu 5h ago

imma put a trans flag on my profile and see how that pans out

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u/desperate_narciso yellow like an EPIC banana 5h ago

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u/CaioXG002 4h ago

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 4h ago

Can you explain it to me I'm too stupid😔

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u/CardGameAcolyte 4h ago

Religious fundamentalist is mad at the notion that science rejects creationism, making them seethe

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u/Juandice__ 5h ago

"✝️" mfs when it comes to following the bible (challenge impossible)

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer Sentient dinosaur 5h ago

There is no hate like Christian love, as they say

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 4h ago

"This hurts me more than it hurts you"🔥

Gotta be one of the lines i've heard my dad say to me fr🔥

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u/UnDeadPuff 3h ago

"Look, gibbets. Christians must have passed through here."

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u/Mllns 4h ago

Don't you remember the passage where Jesus used slurs against minorities?

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u/yuriko-shimizu 4h ago

one day i hope to find the bible quote that actually condemns trans people

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u/__R3v3nant__ 1h ago

The only partly logical argument I see is that God chose your gender so changing it is saying that God was "wrong". The issue with this is:

  1. If you're trans, you didn't change gender, you were that gender in the first place, and you're just allowing yourself to express yourself as what you feel on the inside

  2. This argument can be applied to everything from wearing glasses to surgery correcting life altering birth defects (oh you were born without legs and are using prosthetics? You're saying God got your number of legs wrong)

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u/tfhfate 2h ago

Okay just for confirmation, doesn't that emoji symbolize christianity?

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u/desperate_narciso yellow like an EPIC banana 2h ago

Yep ✝️

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u/freelancespy87 4h ago

I keep it on the down low and occasionally someone goes off on me unprompted.

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u/yuriko-shimizu 4h ago

im yet to experience this, but i look forward to it

idk why but i find people being transphobic to me directly very funny. like awww look at how mad youre getting that im vibing as my cute self

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u/SecondaryWombat 3h ago

Pan is a different thing.

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u/Thorne___ 4h ago

Poorly.

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u/tfhfate 2h ago

That's why I changed it to my other annoying identity (but at least it get fetishized so I just get gross comments instead of transphobia)

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u/AliciaTries 4h ago

Honestly forgot that I hadn't yet

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u/RotundBananas 2h ago

So, are you trans or bi? Pick a lane!

/s

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 trollface -> 4h ago

This might sound home of phobic but I don't like when guys wear skirts, it reminds me of the scottish and scottish people are scary

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 4h ago

och, ye wee bafflin’ beastie! if ma kilt’s scarin’ ye, just wait ‘til i whip oot the bagpipes, they’ll have ye runnin’ faster than a haggis wi’ its tail on fire! skirts? this is a kilt, ye dafty, n it’s got more pleats than ye've brain cells! now quit yer girnin’ ‘fore i send a clan o’ furious midgies efter ye! :3 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Aldehin 3h ago

Damn, my English won't be enough for my Scotland trip, will it?

As a non native speaker, I m scared

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 3h ago

dinnae fash yersel’, pal! we Scots are a friendly bunch, we’ll slow doon, wave our hands aboot, n throw in a few “aye”s and “wee”s jus' for flavour. yer English is braw, we’ll meet ye halfway. jus' bring a sense o’ humour n an empty stomach for teh tablet, n ye’ll be grand! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :3

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u/Aldehin 3h ago

I'll be frustrated to not be as funny as in my native language but hey, language barriere won't stop me

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u/TAMCL 18m ago

Don't worry, they can still understand you

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters building a dispenser 4h ago

Fair enough, demoman keeps blowing up my sentries

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 3h ago

oi, they've got more feckin sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got teh likes o' him!

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u/dubhog 2h ago

So I'm closer to demomant tf2??? Fuck yeah Imma wear em more

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u/AlternativeNorAarrgh 5h ago

Would you kindly share your pronouns so that I can purposely use them wrong? 

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u/MonSzyTheOne 4h ago

Any/all

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u/BoysOurRoy 4h ago

I shall simply not refer to then

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u/indianajoes 2h ago

Average JK Rowling fan. They did this exact shit when she talked about a trans person who she was apparently friends with. She referred to that friend as "she" and her supporters were still going out of their way to "correct" with "he" and "him" for that person.

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u/MajorBootyhole420 5h ago

YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL-

wait, are you afab or amab? amab? okay

YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL MAN, I CAN TELL!!!!

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u/Juandice__ 5h ago

(i might be giving too much swag about this but maybe instead of asking agab you could ask their current gender y'know 👀 or at least i am led to believe agab language is not very good)

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u/MajorBootyhole420 4h ago

um why would I do that??? i'm very educatd and know all about this Trans genders Stuff

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u/Fun_Pop_431 5h ago

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u/yellowfroglegs 5h ago

you're too early for that

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u/Fun_Pop_431 5h ago

Nah, eventually it will happen.

it is inevitable.

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u/Tight_Landscape1098 John Albania 4h ago

Funny that when you do actually sort by controversial this is the first thing that comes up

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u/CilanEAmber 3h ago

I can't be the only one who hears this in Venoms voice.

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u/GenesisAsriel 5h ago

Bro chose the wrong gender at character création lmaoooo (power to you)

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u/Juandice__ 5h ago

this fucking planet would be so much better if we actually had any sort of character creation ughhhh

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u/fartew 4h ago

The ds2 gender coffin

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u/nailturtle epic orange 3h ago

as it is right now, the coffin is blocked by 2 ogres.

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u/BrookeLux 3h ago

It’s blocked off by a lot more then that right now

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u/DreadDiana 8m ago

Chose the trans debuff so I could spend the extra points on other shit.

Unfortunately it has anti-synergies with the "born in a 3rd world country" debuff and the build I made wasn't even good.

Devs, let me respec, please.

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u/Think_and_game She/Her- wait omg is that HATSUNE MIKU ??? 5h ago edited 3h ago

"Heh, snowflakes get so bothered by something that doesn't concern them"

Also transohobes

"Waaaaaaa I don't know what it means to be trans. Waaaaa I don't understand their pain, I'm not anyone relevant in the field like a biologist or psychiatric. Waaaaaaa muh 2 genderinos !!!!"

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u/Akagane_Ai 5h ago

[Transphobic comment]

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u/Akagane_Ai 5h ago

[Comment insulting the transohobe]

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u/Chezburgor1 white 'n spicy 4h ago

[Anonymous moderator comment explaining that this comment was removed for being "rude"]

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 3h ago

[comment removed for "harassment" even though the transphobic comment stays up]

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u/Pittoo4You 4h ago

[Response backing up transphobic comment with false statistic]

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u/4StarDB 🔥ESTROGENUINELY🔥 5h ago

If it's here, report the offenders to us and they will likely have their shins broken with hammers

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 4h ago

Man you cheatin' you're a mod and we're not😔

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u/Medium_Entry_2111 a flair so bad, it's a crime 3h ago

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u/CircleWithSprinkles 5h ago

Flair checks out X3

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 4h ago

tell me your pronouns so that i can hate you while also respecting your gender identity, coward!

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo they{them} called may] 3h ago

Progressive bully

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u/Weekly_Palpitation92 3h ago

professionals have standards

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u/BrazilBazil 4h ago

Transphobes, who boil at the very sight of a trans person existing, on their way to call me a snowflake for wanting human rights

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u/MjmtpFACT Im bi, bi my self 5h ago

The free thinker/red pilled people when you mentioned someone is trans.

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u/SugarBombBrandy 5h ago

Mfs come out like damn sleeper agents seriously

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u/gojiboy69 1h ago

Oh not in the popular subs alright, stumbling into one of those comment sections feels like this

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge 3h ago

i'm certain atleast 65% of those accounts are bots set up by governments and corporations to bully trans people. astroturfing by governments is a known and proven thing

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u/McMeister2020 4h ago

Transphobia

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u/WathingUInDarknes 2h ago

Hey, genuine question, why is there soooo many trans people on reddit? Like wherever i look, on almost every sub that isnt "about something", the top posts have something to do with trans people. Is reddit like your last safespace where you dont get shit on from all sides or something? Coz lowkey thats how it looks like... No hate-just curiosity

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 1h ago

Trans folks have outsized presences in a lot of online spaces, especially less mainstream ones.

Which makes sense to me when real life and mainstream communities tend to be unaccepting.

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u/squif_help I'm in Harar,with my brother, holding a hair cutter.Rate my bars 1h ago

idk just is

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u/TotalyNotTony 6m ago

where else are we supposed to go?

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane Creator 4h ago

And then the mods lock the posts mentioning trans people instead of banning the transphobic brigadiers

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo they{them} called may] 3h ago

we,,, also ban them

we just don’t make posts announcing that, we ban them

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane Creator 3h ago

Not really about this sub

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo they{them} called may] 3h ago

oh okay :>

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u/CilanEAmber 3h ago

I sadly get the same whenever I mention my partner is trans. (Not to mention what happens when I mention they're asexual...),

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3h ago

You think you're special special for being trans? Well I have news for you.

You are special no matter what and I hope you have a good week.

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u/TDoctor12 5h ago

Well well well.

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 4h ago

being trans is a choice!

its my choice, your trans now>:D

https://giphy.com/gifs/663pSPtq388hq9UjNd

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u/Mothylphetamine_ I'm sorry but listening to Stomach Book is my entire personality 3h ago edited 3h ago

"YOU'RE TRANS NOW! THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH!"

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u/DeepCutFan1 My legs are broken my kneecaps are stolen 5h ago

watch this, OP is gonna be so mad

AHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU'RE SO SCARY

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u/DangerousEye1235 3h ago

Trans people: literally just exist

Reddit: "And I took that personally."

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u/Oneroom02 2h ago

Just look at any post of a trans person on twitter, and then compare it to reddit. That site is competitive bigotry.

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u/DangerousEye1235 2h ago

That just goes for everything though. Twitter is a cesspool of hatred and nastiness.

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u/chuueeriies 2h ago

Reddit is literally biggest safe haven for trans people. Pick any random post from any random sub and it's near universally guaranteed to have rule in regards to transphobia.

Wtf are you smoking.

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u/Live-Rock5976 trollface -> 1h ago

This is true.

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u/yourhair_lookssmall 2h ago

Tumblr

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u/chuueeriies 2h ago

Tumblr isn't forum. But yea ig you are right. Although I don't use it so I don't know how good the moderation is.

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u/DangerousEye1235 2h ago

Lol what? There is a ridiculous amount of transphobia on this site. Go to literally any post about transgender athletes, and you will see some of the most vile comments about trans people as a whole. Not only that, but there are still people, in completely unrelated subs, who think the stupid pronoun jokes from 2015 are funny and repeat them ad nauseam.

Idk what your looking at, but it is definitely not Reddit. Now granted, Reddit isn't as bad as some other sites, but it's still not great.

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u/avrgwarthunderplayer 2h ago

You will at most see 2-3 heavily disliked comments/ straight up removed comments. Compared to other sites where the same comments would be the top ones i would say the other guy is right.

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u/Oneroom02 2h ago

The worst comment in this thread is someone saying special snowflake, the least transphobic comments on insta, twitter or youtube are things that could get me banned for just posting them as examples. Things no one wants to read.

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u/chuueeriies 2h ago

There is literally no place on the internet safer than reddit for trans people. It's moderated stronger than discord which has AI mod that bans everyone who types 13 in chat.

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u/Oktavia-the-witch i love my scolipede wife 4h ago

Wait you still have to mention you are trans for it?

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u/WJMazepas 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TEzZ4M1zFZbkPoYCmW

Why though? Trains are so cool

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u/old_man_estaban cover your balls in oil 2h ago

Alternate universe RuPaul

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u/010rusty 2h ago

That’s one of the funniest gif I’ve ever seen

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u/Skadibala 1h ago

lol. Whats the context of the original gif?

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u/AJ0Laks 4h ago

I both can’t wait to finally be out enough to get phobia

And also don’t wanna deal with that bs

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u/Realistic_Jello2638 4h ago

It's weirdly affirming but in a cursed I hate this kind of way.

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u/SLiverofJade 4h ago

Ew-phoria

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 3h ago

What's the context of this giff? Is that dude okay?

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u/wt_anonymous local schizoid enby 3h ago

tom hollands stunt double

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u/Franz__Ferdinand 5h ago

You will never be Ghazghkull Thraka. Only Ghazghkull is Ghazghkull Thraka.

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 local athiest trans girlie 49m ago

How do you pronounce that in a fast way, I cannot get the pronunciation down

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u/NightWolf4Ever 4h ago

Judge your interlocutors not by their gender, but by the quality of their memes.

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u/X-Stry 4h ago

Genuinely tho

you see a pretty girl/handsome man

They don't mention being trans: no one bats an eye

They mention it, even if it's fake, only hate comments

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u/TreeTurtle_852 2h ago

Same when I give a hint of being black.

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u/Original-Rush139 22m ago

This is why I never make posts about being black. Well, that and being white. 

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u/ConcernedEnby 4h ago

"Erm I support trans people but you can't change your sex, you know? You shouldn't be invading women's spaces? Oh you're a trans man? Well I don't think you should cut your tits off! Read stone butch blues! And that hormone stuff for minors? Don't you think that's grooming? They should wait until their bodies are permanently feminised or masculinised before letting them transition so we can tell who and who isn't trans? Oh you want to help them DIY? You're an evil pedophile groomer rapist misgenders you"

There I summed up every transphobic comment ever

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u/Petrychorr 4h ago

Hanging out in the Lesbian subreddits can be an... Experience... If you mention you're trans. The two most popular ones are alright, but one of them is a straight up coin toss as to whether or not the lurking terfs bombard you with downvotes.

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u/MrXroxWasTaken abolish rule 1 5h ago edited 4h ago

Hey buddy. I just wanted to tell you that you're NOT welcome here. We do NOT treat everyone the same and we DON'T keep our opinions to oneself (necessary /s)

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u/TheFinalRedemption99 4h ago

Can you tell me what you are so I can be homotransphobic appropriately

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u/Somnambulist815 4h ago

The gif implies they're flooding your DMs with something else

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u/TheT85_Jr Yes, I am a real Game Dev 4h ago

I want to particitate in this arguement but I don't know how...

So here: Take this potato 🫱🥔

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u/jackofslayers 3h ago

How I feel when I see a trans meme but then I realize I am not in a trans sub

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u/McBlemmen 3h ago

flair checks out

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 TASTER OF BALL HAIRS 3h ago

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u/InkVision001 2h ago

Where does this GIF even originate from?

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u/IdioticPAYDAY holy fuck is that the inevitable consequences of my actions 2h ago

Insert the “pedophilia is bad” tweet and the shitshow it produced

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u/drbiohazmat 2h ago

just say trains instead. you'll get a bunch of trainsphobes, which I think are better than transphobes. they'll hate Thomas the tank engine instead

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u/vipanen 2h ago

Genuinely why I don't have pride flag pfp anywhere anymore. It just started to feel less like showing that I am here as who I am and more like taping a "kick me!" sign on my back.

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u/GarranDrake 1h ago

Obviously it's less so, but in the few instances where I mention being asexual, people think they're free thinking mentalists and go "Have you considered this??" and suggest the most basic alternative ever imaginable.

Like I mentioned a while back that my asexuality is reinforced by the fact that I go to the gym a lot, and I'm surrounded by these athletic, attractive women who I talk to all the time and I'm just not attracted to them. And someone asked "Have you considered that you might be attracted to skinny/chubby girls?"

Like bitch, do you think I've never ever seen skinny or chubby women before? Don't you think that I'd know if I was attracted to them??

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u/Vast_Stuff6642 1h ago

Not to sound transfobic but we decepticons will never come to terms with you

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u/haikusbot 1h ago

Not to sound transfobic

But we decepticons will never

Come to terms with you

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u/John_Femboy 1h ago

Grrrrr

You'll never be a left sock!!!

You are and always will be a right sock muhahahahaha

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u/EbbFantastic765 1h ago

Hey man i would hate transformers too. You saw what happened in Chicago?

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u/Solkre 1h ago

What's a trans? I drive electric.

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u/Personal-Ad-6586 1h ago

im a transphobic deserved to be crucified

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u/DiabeticRhino97 1h ago

Let's make it easy for both of us

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u/Few_Imagination_6203 Losercity Tourist 1h ago

Reacted to your flair with "❓️"

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u/mulekitobrabod 1h ago

You are trans?

Optimus prime is a Lil bitch, I hate bubblebee

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u/celestio45 1h ago

Transphobia

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u/mammalian_alien 55m ago

Transphobia??? Why are they scared of moving???

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u/tin_willy 42m ago

side note, I adore this gif

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u/franzpferdinant 33m ago

can you show me examples off such comments ? ive never seen a single transphobic comment on reddit if im being honest .

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u/Gofflemannen 19m ago

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u/PoloTshNsShldBlstOff 18m ago

Reddit Sucks recently. Like past half year or so it's just complete shite.

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u/FiveFreddys12 15m ago

i am genuinely so scared of trains im so trainsphobic bro

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u/MurdocMan_ 12m ago

I know right