r/wizardposting • u/fiendish_dust • 3h ago
Druidic Mysteries 🌿 GET OFF MY LAWN!
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r/wizardposting • u/King__Carmine • Mar 05 '26
Meme taken from SkeletorIsLove http://skeletorislove.com/
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Hey all. I know we've had a few posts already that outlined handy rules for roleplay etiquette. Here are some:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/hDv5wbuOF7
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/7RX9Zwmp8H
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/MuYKwuy2Ef
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But it has come to my attention that we might want a guide specifically focusing on the more villainous side of wizardposting. This is partially because matters concerning ethics have a way of getting more heated and partially because playing a villain (or even a morally questionable character) can present unique challenges. Conflict is the driving force behind story, after all, and we want to make sure we do it in a way that's fun for all parties.
This post is targeted at the subreddit villains primarily, but I think anyone engaging in roleplay could benefit.
Anyway, here we go:
1. None of this is personal.
This probably seems obvious, but I'd like to stress it because the kinds of in-character clashes that a straight-up villain gets into can sometimes create high tensions. Remember that the person on the other side of the screen is almost certainly not seriously evil. And they almost certainly do not think that you are either. We might write about doing evil things. We might roleplay evil things. But none of this means anything in regard to the real-life ethics of the flesh and blood person you are interacting with.
2. If it does become personal, be careful.
Ideally, we would be rational actors all the time, but unfortunately we are all mere humans (probably). Even when you know perfectly well that none of this is personal, it can still be hard to fully keep your emotions separate. This is understandable. We all get attached to our wizard characters, we all take moral stances, and we all get invested in plotlines. I mean, hey, if we aren't personally invested in our wizard roleplay, why are we even here?
When this happens, just be sure to proceed with caution. Try not to let out-of-character feelings influence what you do in-character. And, of course, it's basically never a bad idea to be open with people about it.
3. Get permission.
Another one that's been thoroughly covered before. But I bring it up because, as a villain, whatever evil thing you're doing is probably quite a bit more distressing than your run of the mill wizard shenanigans. Perhaps unsurprisingly, stepping on another roleplayer's toes is a bit more severe when you do it by burning their tower and kidnapping their apprentice. And if it's something particularly bad that you're planning, you should make sure to be very clear about your intentions and the potential consequences so the other person isn't taken by surprise.
4. It will probably feel a little unfair sometimes.
I will make no bones about it. Playing a villain will make people hostile to you. Do not take it personally.(see rule 1) But I will not deny that it can feel overwhelming sometimes to attract a lot of hate, even if it is all in-character. Further, as a villain, you will probably need to be more gracious about losing fights. While it's true that every character has to accept losses sometimes, playing a heel means you can generally expect to 'hit the mat' more often and more definitively.
It's not all bad though. Villains are empowered to behave badly in creative ways. And sometimes even losing can be fun.
5. Consider content warnings.
This is not a hard rule, but if you are writing something particularly upsetting, it might be wise to provide a content warning. This is not a condemnation of the presence of dark or serious content. It's just nice to give people the opportunity to decide if they want to deal with it.
6. Morally ambiguous characters.
Not all characters fit neatly into the villain/hero dichotomy. Much of the advice here will apply to anyone who's character steps outside the category of 'good guy'. But it's still important to remember that explicitly and intentionally playing a villain is very different than playing a morally ambiguous character (even if you personally do not find their actions ambiguous). Condemning actions in-character is absolutely fine, but it's still up to the person writing the character to define that characters morality. I understand that this gets messy in a community with a lot of differing views, so if it becomes clear that you are at an impasse, it might be best to back off.
That said, for any morally ambiguous characters, if you do something bad, you should expect people to react realistically in-character. You can't really be shocked that other characters don't like your cool new murder spell.
7. Note for heroes and other non-villains.
Lastly, I just want to address the protagonist types. Cut villains a little slack sometimes. Setting aside that it's more fun for us if we occasionally get a win, it also generally makes a better story.
And keep in mind that the person saying and doing horrible things in-character is there to have fun too. This is a cooperative activity, after all.
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With all that said, I'm off to do some evil scheming. Have fun. Be good to each other.
r/wizardposting • u/AnActualCriminal • Feb 07 '26
Welcome to r/wizardposting! Assuming you just wandered in and have no idea what the hell you're looking at, this is a place people pretend to be are wizards and other magical things. That can range anywhere from just posting a meme while ranting about the Council and casting testicular torsion, to our more niche subcommunity of full-blown roleplay, creative writing, and interactive fiction.
When commenting:
/uw means unwiz
/rw means rewiz
We have an official DISCORD if you're into that kind of thing.
Other than that? Have fun, drink water, and remember to step away from the orb every once in a while. Be sure to review the rules in the sidebar before posting, and have fun.
Thanks for stopping by!
r/wizardposting • u/fiendish_dust • 3h ago
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r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 13h ago
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Typhoons are spammable
r/wizardposting • u/JohnnyTheLayton • 3h ago
Not AI, not for sale. Just something I carved today practicing my work on those soulful eyes that say "i looked into my orb and I already know all of your secrets..."
Carved with a knife, Vtool and 5mm u gouge out of basswood.
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And because i get asked a lot... How to get into carving?
You need several things, a sharp knife, a leather strop with compound for honing your blade, safety gloves (A5 or better) and basswood (to carve like i do at least.)
Solid Knife brands, Flexcut, Badger State Blades (USA), Mstein (Europe) there are a lot of great knife brands. Stay away from kits on amazon of several knives. They're much much lower quality with inconsistently tempered steel. (What that means is its not hardened, and so it won't stay sharp easy, meaning you're fighting the knife and dont understand why its harder for you to carve when its easy for others.)
Why Basswood? Its softer than other hardwoods and holds detail well. Learning to carve with basswood is akin to learning to drive on an automatic. It simplifies and streamlines learning. Woods like Walnut and oak can be carved, but learning to carve with them as the starting point is like learning to drive on an 18 wheeler Semi Truck with manual transmission. Its needlessly difficult.
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r/wizardposting • u/Jacktheldergod_2 • 16h ago
These new horse shoes,dubbed "equine caltrops" by their creator due to the pain the earlier more crude models caused has now been perfected into a comfy and durable article that will bring a lot of style to whatever furry convention you wear it at
But let's get to the meat and potatoes of this,these shoes will allow the wearer to carry another person on their back while ignoring their weight completely,and will break instead of one of your bones to protect you. Furthermore they are made to balance easily even upon unfavorable terrain
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r/wizardposting • u/MAD_MAL1CE • 17h ago
Provided you can find my lair, of course. Please no teleportation inside the lair, it scares the dog.
r/wizardposting • u/Peebles8 • 5h ago
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r/wizardposting • u/NaturalHairy4773 • 5h ago
I am here now... still alive after the dungeon. And I have found a lot of new monsters that are palatable, as well as a concerning affinity to blood magic. Yet as a scholar of the Academy, I suppose, I must employ it rather than deem it blasphemy. I also found myself connecting to snakes, which are symbols of cycles and how all things are connected or maybe I'm just a snake magnet.
Yet beyond these matters, I have observed these blossoms appearing ever more frequently, almost as if they bloom because of me. I suppose it makes sense, my affinity with my own strange divine spirit, my affinity with my own blood and me more or less the combination of both of them rather than just one. But I am not a old mage so I must ask you to tell me, what is the matter with me and my powers?
/uw I was gonna keep my character to be quiet weak in term of magic but I think she deserve a buff once in a while.
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r/wizardposting • u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta • 23h ago
I very clearly wished to a genie for “the fiery end of humanity” and he proceeded to incinerate my giant manatee from the plane of Platonian ideals!
I’ve tried explaining that I clearly said “humanity” and not “huge manatee” several times (even threatening to report him to genie corporate!) but he refuses to budge, stating they have a firm “no refunds” policies on their wishes!
I need to reserve one of my remaining 2 wishes for bringing the quilled battle skunks of the southlands back from extinction from the reckless humans of that land killing them all off, so I only have one spare one to use; how can I still end all of the nature destroying humans while also bringing my manatee back from the flames?!
-signed an extremely upset and panicked arch-Druid of the circle of the claw
r/wizardposting • u/TheCanonMakimaBean • 30m ago
For those who don't know, they're these new wands that have been popping up everywhere. If you look into your planar windowsphere, you'll see hordes of apprentices carrying these. The big thing is, they're no different from the normal staff, if you don't count the white paint.
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r/wizardposting • u/Responsible_Form2678 • 1d ago
I ponder this, how do you dear friends cool off in these summer times?
I must learn to sew or find a tailor, it's uncomfortable to swim in my wizardy attire and only in my under garments.
r/wizardposting • u/JakeIsOnReddit • 7h ago
just heard about this sub and thought you all might enjoy a little project some friends and I have been working on 🧙♂️
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r/wizardposting • u/Jacktheldergod_2 • 1d ago
I cant keep doing this man,my landlord said if I animate another object he'll evict me for "oversharing of the gift of thought without a permit"
The objects I animate aren't even that smart he's just a thoughtless commoner who can't grasp the highs and lows of arcane research