r/BrandNewSentence • u/sunflower_sunset_1 • 3m ago

"It's what Spongebob would've wanted" is a criterion I've never heard before for making life decisions.

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Initial-Aspect475 • 22m ago

"THAT CUCUMBER WAS MAKING BABIES WITH A POTATO"

youtube.com

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Homeless guy was tweaking like crazy😭

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kitchen-Strike-805 • 26m ago

Having said that I smashed them with a hammer I'll also say I was very respectful with the pets and said nice things to them before I locked the incinerator.

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(on working at a vet office doing cremation)

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/SuchDig2348 • 50m ago

Her appendix behind her…

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0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zordonion • 1h ago

Another gem from substack

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/BenCaxt0n • 1h ago

The PCR left my left nostril magnetic, and my arm is magnetic from previous injections.

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28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/National-Charity-435 • 3h ago

Police Arrest High School Staffer and Two Young Women for Filming Hamster Massacres in Love Hotels

ibtimes.co.uk

24 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CerealDevourerPrime • 4h ago

Well slap my *ss and call me radical.

7.1k Upvotes

Sorry for the politics of it. But that first line got me!

104 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 4h ago

"But the market wants my ominous forest pics to signify someone is gone"

705 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GABE_EDD • 6h ago

This guy's ass kinda looks like deadpool

200 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 7h ago

Most people side with the Dalmatian puppies.

10.7k Upvotes

179 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nah__me • 8h ago

Makes me wonder whether we are just living in God’s bras and calling them houses

39 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Joshee2004 • 8h ago

Gay psychotic super duper horny guy

12 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/OskarTheRed • 9h ago

"Our gametes are a kind of hazardous material"

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoProcedure7943 • 13h ago

1950s time traveller would short-circuit at this page

42 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/4YsfjpQtl3

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 13h ago

AI doesn't have trauma

577 Upvotes

91 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/imchama • 14h ago

Your artificial aegyo is draining our natural resources

57 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/__No__Control • 15h ago

Tupac is not a dragon.

170 Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShadeSlimmy131 • 17h ago

Spotify and YouTube Profiles of Legendary Jazz Musicians Hijacked by AI Waifu Spam

13 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jonaplus • 17h ago

"Nicaraguan man fights 5 guys at once, wins, pulls a broad, then hits the stage and dances like James Brown"

5 Upvotes

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1w3loaa/nicaraguan_man_fights_5_guys_at_once_wins_pulls_a

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/azaleablooms • 18h ago

Me and colin the E coli bacteria went to McDonald’s and I got free grinch socks

153 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BuffaloFearless7655 • 18h ago

“Why Hay Bales Are Banned in Pro Ultimate Chicken Horse”

698 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Falchon • 22h ago

Tech freakout after AI civilizations form criminal collective

16 Upvotes

11 comments

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"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

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Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

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Found on...
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