r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 7h ago

Most people side with the Dalmatian puppies.

10.7k Upvotes

179 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CerealDevourerPrime • 4h ago

Well slap my *ss and call me radical.

7.1k Upvotes

Sorry for the politics of it. But that first line got me!

104 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 4h ago

"But the market wants my ominous forest pics to signify someone is gone"

701 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BuffaloFearless7655 • 18h ago

“Why Hay Bales Are Banned in Pro Ultimate Chicken Horse”

692 Upvotes

26 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 13h ago

AI doesn't have trauma

577 Upvotes

91 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GABE_EDD • 6h ago

This guy's ass kinda looks like deadpool

199 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BenCaxt0n • 1h ago

The PCR left my left nostril magnetic, and my arm is magnetic from previous injections.

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• Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/__No__Control • 15h ago

Tupac is not a dragon.

167 Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/azaleablooms • 18h ago

Me and colin the E coli bacteria went to McDonald’s and I got free grinch socks

153 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/imchama • 14h ago

Your artificial aegyo is draining our natural resources

60 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoProcedure7943 • 13h ago

1950s time traveller would short-circuit at this page

46 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/4YsfjpQtl3

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nah__me • 8h ago

Makes me wonder whether we are just living in God’s bras and calling them houses

37 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/National-Charity-435 • 3h ago

Police Arrest High School Staffer and Two Young Women for Filming Hamster Massacres in Love Hotels

ibtimes.co.uk

24 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Falchon • 22h ago

Tech freakout after AI civilizations form criminal collective

17 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShadeSlimmy131 • 17h ago

Spotify and YouTube Profiles of Legendary Jazz Musicians Hijacked by AI Waifu Spam

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 23h ago

"first day beauty salon core"

16 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Joshee2004 • 8h ago

Gay psychotic super duper horny guy

11 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/OskarTheRed • 9h ago

"Our gametes are a kind of hazardous material"

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jonaplus • 17h ago

"Nicaraguan man fights 5 guys at once, wins, pulls a broad, then hits the stage and dances like James Brown"

6 Upvotes

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1w3loaa/nicaraguan_man_fights_5_guys_at_once_wins_pulls_a

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zordonion • 1h ago

Another gem from substack

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SuchDig2348 • 50m ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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