r/BrandNewSentence • u/imchama • 15h ago

Your artificial aegyo is draining our natural resources

60 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zordonion • 1h ago

Another gem from substack

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sunflower_sunset_1 • 10m ago

"It's what Spongebob would've wanted" is a criterion I've never heard before for making life decisions.

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SuchDig2348 • 57m ago

Her appendix behind her…

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ysdjusr • 1d ago

First virus in history to get bullied into going offline

7.6k Upvotes

65 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Joshee2004 • 8h ago

Gay psychotic super duper horny guy

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Initial-Aspect475 • 29m ago

"THAT CUCUMBER WAS MAKING BABIES WITH A POTATO"

youtube.com

• Upvotes

Homeless guy was tweaking like crazy😭

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Colonel_Liam • 1d ago

The tracker mistook his massive t!ts for two extra hands

1.2k Upvotes

49 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NighthawkUnicorn • 1d ago

A pair of earrings made with freeze-dried human foetuses.

371 Upvotes

45 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/OskarTheRed • 9h ago

"Our gametes are a kind of hazardous material"

7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kitchen-Strike-805 • 33m ago

Having said that I smashed them with a hammer I'll also say I was very respectful with the pets and said nice things to them before I locked the incinerator.

• Upvotes

(on working at a vet office doing cremation)

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ShadeSlimmy131 • 17h ago

Spotify and YouTube Profiles of Legendary Jazz Musicians Hijacked by AI Waifu Spam

14 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 2d ago

Do not eat the clam chowder at the Lexus december to remember sales event

4.7k Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sordid_aches • 1d ago

Do you want to be geriatric and your grandchildren asking "what's with the butthole tattoo"?

140 Upvotes

49 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Falchon • 22h ago

Tech freakout after AI civilizations form criminal collective

14 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jonaplus • 17h ago

"Nicaraguan man fights 5 guys at once, wins, pulls a broad, then hits the stage and dances like James Brown"

6 Upvotes

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/1w3loaa/nicaraguan_man_fights_5_guys_at_once_wins_pulls_a

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Elegant_Process_6507 • 1d ago

Rocks I stuffed in a sock and juiced with a hammer

26 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 23h ago

"first day beauty salon core"

14 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lance_the_fatass • 2d ago

Interracial tree couple

2.3k Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WardensLantern • 2d ago

Winner discovers fire

1.5k Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 1d ago

“A Latvarian booty call”

458 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WalterSobchak40 • 1d ago

Do you think jesus wore Air Jordans ?

23 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/THEMIGHTYKITEMAN • 1d ago

“It’s amazing the mass of his balls didn’t drag him straight out of orbit.”

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57 Upvotes

1 comment

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

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Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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