r/OldSchoolCool • u/Drnelk • 9h ago

1950s 1950s cool

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u/Rikudou_Sage 6h ago

What's the point of having kids if not to tell them "I fucked your mum, what you gonna do about it?"

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u/assholetoall 4h ago

I sometimes like to translate the implied meaning of "trying for kids"

You mean you're hitting it raw on the regular.

Or, That is a nice way to say you are having unprotected sex frequently.

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u/latchkeydc 4h ago

That’s all I think about when people nag me and my husband about when we’re having kids and how we need to hurry up. Like damn, do y’all want our raw doggin schedule?

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u/serenwipiti 1h ago

“Yes, I’m your mother. I have a right to know how many times a week my son-in-law is busting inside my daughter!”

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u/latchkeydc 1h ago

Or if you’re my father..

“I know you just lost your job, but are you trying hard enough to get your husband to finish inside you so I can play grandpa while you deal with postpartum?”