r/OldSchoolCool • u/Drnelk • 8h ago

1950s 1950s cool

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u/SousVideDiaper 6h ago

People act like eating ass is a new thing but that's only because we're far more open about sex than our elders

Plenty of what they did in private was just as raunchy as what people do today

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland 5h ago

we're far more open about sex than our elders

I'm not even sure that much is really true. At least not to the extend you might think. They were probably a lot more open about it with their peers than they were with you. Just like the people here probably wouldn't be as open about it with their children as they are here.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 5h ago

What's the point of having kids if not to tell them "I fucked your mum, what you gonna do about it?"

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u/assholetoall 3h ago

I sometimes like to translate the implied meaning of "trying for kids"

You mean you're hitting it raw on the regular.

Or, That is a nice way to say you are having unprotected sex frequently.

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u/latchkeydc 2h ago

That’s all I think about when people nag me and my husband about when we’re having kids and how we need to hurry up. Like damn, do y’all want our raw doggin schedule?

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u/serenwipiti 13m ago

“Yes, I’m your mother. I have a right to know how many times a week my son-in-law is busting inside my daughter!”

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u/towelracks 2h ago

I remember a friend telling me she was trying for another kid. I laughed and replied, "polite way to tell me you're getting creampied every night" Luckily she saw the funny side

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u/TitoMcGlocklin 15m ago

Good one. I do think most of the time "congratulations on the baby" is pretty much "congrats on not pulling out"