r/OldSchoolCool • u/Drnelk • 9h ago

1950s 1950s cool

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u/cybah 9h ago

LOL sometimes grandma's aren't too grandma-like. At one point in their lives they were young and pretty too

My mom came from a large family and I asked my grandma why did she have so many kids. Her reply "I just liked doing it with your grandfather too much... and before we knew it, there was another baby"

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u/agingergiraffe 8h ago

My mom likes to say that every generation thinks they invented sex. We forget that our elders were freaks, too.

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u/SousVideDiaper 8h ago

People act like eating ass is a new thing but that's only because we're far more open about sex than our elders

Plenty of what they did in private was just as raunchy as what people do today

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland 6h ago

we're far more open about sex than our elders

I'm not even sure that much is really true. At least not to the extend you might think. They were probably a lot more open about it with their peers than they were with you. Just like the people here probably wouldn't be as open about it with their children as they are here.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 6h ago

What's the point of having kids if not to tell them "I fucked your mum, what you gonna do about it?"

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u/assholetoall 5h ago

I sometimes like to translate the implied meaning of "trying for kids"

You mean you're hitting it raw on the regular.

Or, That is a nice way to say you are having unprotected sex frequently.

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u/latchkeydc 4h ago

That’s all I think about when people nag me and my husband about when we’re having kids and how we need to hurry up. Like damn, do y’all want our raw doggin schedule?

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u/serenwipiti 1h ago

“Yes, I’m your mother. I have a right to know how many times a week my son-in-law is busting inside my daughter!”

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u/latchkeydc 1h ago

Or if you’re my father..

“I know you just lost your job, but are you trying hard enough to get your husband to finish inside you so I can play grandpa while you deal with postpartum?”

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u/assholetoall 1h ago

Just reply with "speaking of which, the latest attempt seems to be escaping, excuse me I need to use the ladies room" and bow out while they try to piece that together.

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u/towelracks 4h ago

I remember a friend telling me she was trying for another kid. I laughed and replied, "polite way to tell me you're getting creampied every night" Luckily she saw the funny side

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u/TitoMcGlocklin 1h ago

Good one. I do think most of the time "congratulations on the baby" is pretty much "congrats on not pulling out"

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u/Murky-Relation481 1h ago

Yah "I'm cream pieing your daughter on the regular" doesn't usually go over well with the parents.

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u/assholetoall 1h ago

But when you phrase it as "sorry we can't stay we need to work on grandkids" they seem fine with it.

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u/THE-poop-knife 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/63tDFeHD0C8flU14mE

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u/GlumMango69 54m ago

I would not trust this from you, u/THE-poop-knife

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u/thundrbud 15m ago

All good, that's just a spatula!