r/OldSchoolCool 8h ago

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u/cybah 7h ago

LOL sometimes grandma's aren't too grandma-like. At one point in their lives they were young and pretty too

My mom came from a large family and I asked my grandma why did she have so many kids. Her reply "I just liked doing it with your grandfather too much... and before we knew it, there was another baby"

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u/agingergiraffe 6h ago

My mom likes to say that every generation thinks they invented sex. We forget that our elders were freaks, too.

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u/SousVideDiaper 6h ago

People act like eating ass is a new thing but that's only because we're far more open about sex than our elders

Plenty of what they did in private was just as raunchy as what people do today

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u/de_G_van_Gelderland 5h ago

we're far more open about sex than our elders

I'm not even sure that much is really true. At least not to the extend you might think. They were probably a lot more open about it with their peers than they were with you. Just like the people here probably wouldn't be as open about it with their children as they are here.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 5h ago

What's the point of having kids if not to tell them "I fucked your mum, what you gonna do about it?"

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u/ConsciousOkra7614 3h ago

The he laughs while the kid melts down further. It’s awesome. LOL.

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u/angelicable 3h ago

i need this video

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u/iheartxanadu 2h ago

Apparently links aren't allowed on this subreddit, but it was on the r/ funny subreddit. Look up "a bunch of times"

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u/DrChucklefuck 2h ago

"Humans" Hi are you a fuckin' little green man?

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u/iheartxanadu 59m ago

My glory of my existence is too grand to conform to labels created by puny humans

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u/assholetoall 3h ago

I sometimes like to translate the implied meaning of "trying for kids"

You mean you're hitting it raw on the regular.

Or, That is a nice way to say you are having unprotected sex frequently.

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u/latchkeydc 2h ago

That’s all I think about when people nag me and my husband about when we’re having kids and how we need to hurry up. Like damn, do y’all want our raw doggin schedule?

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u/serenwipiti 12m ago

“Yes, I’m your mother. I have a right to know how many times a week my son-in-law is busting inside my daughter!”

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u/towelracks 2h ago

I remember a friend telling me she was trying for another kid. I laughed and replied, "polite way to tell me you're getting creampied every night" Luckily she saw the funny side

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u/TitoMcGlocklin 14m ago

Good one. I do think most of the time "congratulations on the baby" is pretty much "congrats on not pulling out"

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u/Temporary_Item_1658 3h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/otterLilly 2h ago

Happy cake day (:

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u/Neurolinguisticist 3h ago

This doesn't really hold up as sex positivity and openness has shifted significantly in recent decades. Yes, people are more open about it with their peers than cross-generationally, however, at the societal level, it is absolutely objectively true that current generations are more open than previous ones (irrespective of current rates of sex by generation).

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u/Happy-Doughnut-5125 3h ago

I think it's something that fluctuates naturally over generations. The 50s were buttoned up, 60s were very sex positive and more open, 70s/80s a lot of places drifted more conservative again. We've probably trended more open since the Victorian era but it's not linear.

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u/FishFloyd 3h ago

Man, every time I read threads like this I'm like... y'all need some fuckin history. Read some of the horny shit the classical Greeks or Han-era Chinese were writing, lmao. It would make the raunchiest smut writer blush even today.

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u/Triviajunkie95 3h ago

Have you seen an ancient Hindu temple? Kama Sutra carved into the outside like a manual for the illiterate (which it was)

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u/Etrigone 2h ago

I was watching an entirely unrelated video on ancient Egypt and there was a question along the lines of their attitudes on sex. Apparently and unsurprisingly, they were very open about it and enjoyed it often. According to the researcher they had a phrase for it - "having a pleasant day" IIRC but I'm sure that was a cleaned up version.

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u/Neurolinguisticist 2h ago

You're confusing specific bits of literature for wider legal and societal recognition and discourse regarding sex. They can overlap, but they absolutely can differ, too.

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u/FlyAirLari 3h ago

I think the current generation is a little less open about it than the past couple - Millennials and Gen Xers.

We had glam metal, gangsta rap, worldwide porn etc. Nowadays teenagers kind of cringe when there's a sex scene in a movie. The opposite was true when we were kids.

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u/lep63again 2h ago

The pervasiveness of social media gives the illusion that we’re more sex positive now than in the past. 20+ years ago you had no venue to be sex positive other than talking to friends etc. I’d say we’re more comfortable mainstreaming kink now than we were 30 years ago but that’s also due to social media. If you don’t know about something, you’re not about to try it on for size.

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u/hatemilklovecheese 1h ago

I agree with you - having private bedrooms and private spaces for each family member is a really modern concept. Whole families used to share rooms. Even the very rich would have servants in their bedrooms. Sex used to be a lot more open and a lot less taboo to see or hear happen.

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u/Searchingforgoodnews 3h ago

You went straight to ass eating like it's a paid hobby.

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u/innominateartery 3h ago

I would just like to add that analingus, or tossing a salad as we said in the 90s, did not enjoy the same level of social acceptance as today.

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u/Fabulous_Play2815 2h ago

True in some cases, my wife’s grandma was mortified when she heard about moral sex lol

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u/KTKittentoes 1h ago

This typo amuses me.

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u/Fabulous_Play2815 1h ago

It amuses me too I won’t change it 😭🤣

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u/sriracharade 2h ago

Current generation likes to talk about sex a lot more than they like having sex.

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u/Grand_Major_4309 53m ago

Ive heard eating ass actually IS a recent cultural phenomenon

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u/TheComplimentarian 24m ago

Nobody was more freakshow open about it (when they were young) than the boomers. It’s gotten more and more prudish since the ‘90s, though it’s gotten fantastically easier to be openly LGBT.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 4h ago

Shoot; the elders of today were the free love youth of the 60s.

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u/glitzglamglue 4h ago

Problem is that they don't remember the 60s. If you remember the 60s, you didn't live them!

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u/AstronomerJealous467 3h ago

How so? Too old vs too young?

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u/TooTameToToast 3h ago

The answer is drugs.

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u/IyamaCat1312 3h ago

I mean, no, the free love hippie movement was a relatively small counter culture.

Most Americans at that time were still staunchly conservative by today’s standards, even the young people.

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u/ponyponyta 1h ago

Sometimes I think of why people are so horny, but then I realized every single one of your direct ancestors on both sides of your parents fucked to produce you. That's a long line of a lot of people who did the nasty.

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u/KTKittentoes 1h ago

There are approximately 8.3 billion people in the world

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u/fudbag 3h ago

I spit my matcha out reading that lmaoooooo

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u/Luxury-Problems 20m ago

Queen Victoria was madly in love with her husband and while didn't care for raising children but she was so down bad for him she kept getting pregnant. In her journals she expressed frustration that pregnancy kept getting in the way of her sex life.

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u/CTeam19 18m ago

Hell, a set of my Great-Great-Grandparents had their last kid at 53 and 46, a full year after becoming Grandparents.

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u/hereforthecake17 6h ago

My grandmother’s sister gave her a television in hopes it would give my grandparents something else to do.

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u/AV01000001 5h ago

Back in my restaurant days about 25 years ago, there was a couple that worked BOH that had 5 kids. They asked why I didn’t have kids and I asked back why they gave so many. “We don’t have cable (shrug)” I hope they are doing ok. They were the cutest and always lovey with each other

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u/DealBrief5569 6h ago

Multitask for the win!

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u/chahlie 6h ago

Do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

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u/MiraToxic 5h ago

lol und ich guck xfiles zum einschlafen 🥲

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u/Viva_el_duderino 6h ago

That's when the concept of "I Love Lucy & chill" was born

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u/ChemistryFit6881 6h ago

Did it work? Haha 

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u/LittleStoneBear 7h ago

My 82-year-old mother-in-law told me that she once asked her mother how come she only had two children, despite being married quite young.

The answer was "Because I behaved myself'" which I always thought was a really sad answer.

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u/SpringtimeLilies7 7h ago

it could mean she figured out birth control, and just didn't want to explain further.

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u/Electronic_Gap_6501 6h ago

Could be anal... 🤷

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u/ljm90 6h ago

It's definitely anal

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u/Hure15 6h ago

lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/justabill71 4h ago

The poophole loophole.

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 4h ago

check Nana's b hole to be sure

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u/innominateartery 3h ago

…nana is a power top!

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u/LittleStoneBear 6h ago

The blanket hung from the ceiling the length of the bed, creating a divide down the middle could be considered a form of birth control, I suppose.

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u/JustToSeeeeee 6h ago

Well maybe for you

but, won't work for me

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u/SpringtimeLilies7 4h ago

🙄🤣there were barriers methods before the pill...they were just whispered quietly married woman to married woman..they weren't broadcast.

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u/Germane_Corsair 4h ago

That doesn’t seem to be the case on this instance.

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u/Young_Hickory 4h ago

I feel like that’s just going to make it all the more enticing… like now we’re breaking a rule also..?

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 4h ago

It Happened One Night 2: Blanket Boogaloo

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u/ruinedworldtour 6h ago

Hey if it’s between fucking and having children or not fucking, I’m not fucking.

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u/cheese_is_available 5h ago

I'd have lots and lots of non penetrative sex otherwise also known as fucking.

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u/Lexi_Banner 5h ago

Grandma-In-Law probably just didn't want to answer the question because she thought it was incredibly invasive and rude.

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u/Diessel_S 4h ago

Kids are notoriously known to ask their parents invasive and rude questions

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u/Lexi_Banner 4h ago

Okay, and it's perfectly fine for the parent not to answer the question, or dance around it.

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u/ConsciousMaybe6930 6h ago

Not sure I understand.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 6h ago

we'll tell you when you're older

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u/ConsciousMaybe6930 6h ago

Purity culture is immoral, you know that?

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u/MatticusjK 5h ago

That's not what this is lol

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u/ConsciousMaybe6930 4h ago

It pretty much is.

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u/MatticusjK 3h ago

If you know what the subject matter is then you have all the context needed

When two people love each other...

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u/ConsciousMaybe6930 3h ago

My 82-year-old mother-in-law told me that she once asked her mother how come she only had two children, despite being married quite young.

The answer was "Because I behaved myself'" which I always thought was a really sad answer.

Why is this answer sad? What does the old woman behaving herself have to do with her having only two children? She refused to have sexual intercourse with her husband?

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u/MatticusjK 3h ago

Yeah, it implies less penetrative sex because it correlates with fewer children, assuming no other pregnancy protection.

We dont know the exact nature of their relationship of course, but the commenter inferred the relationship to have less sex. Not to mention that previous generations had different views on sex than today, which plays into the inference that they were unhappy with their sex life for pragmatic reasons

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u/LittleStoneBear 1h ago

Because she saw having sex, even in the context of marriage, as misbehaving.

I think that's incredibly sad.

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u/NCR_High-Roller 3h ago

Self-control isn't sad. lolwhat

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u/NCR_High-Roller 3h ago

I didn't get that vibe from the original poster.

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u/SweatyMess808 6h ago

My 89 year old grandma said she’d rather die than never have an orgasm again.

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u/BrooklynGurl135 6h ago

When my 92 year old aunt got herself a 78 year old boyfriend she exclaimed in wonderment and delight that she hadn't thought she could still be orgasmic. A little TMI for me!

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u/edalcol 6h ago

Super badass tho

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u/luckie_harms 6h ago

Right? I hope I'm like the aunt if I make it to that age

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u/Ulftar 4h ago

Let's all hope we live long enough and have a fulfilling enough life to gross out the younger generations.

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u/Simple-Wrangler-9909 4h ago

Why wait, you can start grossing out younger generations today

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u/Far_Bumblebee_9300 2h ago

I love that for her

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u/fredwinwwiwiw 5h ago

I love your grandma reminds me of meemaw from young sheldon

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u/Wonderful-Lab9057 3h ago

Meemaw is my favorite character on that show 😂😁

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u/SheriffBartholomew 58m ago

You guys had very different grandparents than I did.

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u/mewithoutCthulhu 6h ago

My grandma is 94 (and unfortunately in hospice care right now). My grandpa died last Christmas just shy of his 96th birthday. He’s never had a filter, but my grandma is a more reserved Catholic woman. They had 9 kids. Only 6 were actually my grandma’s. My grandpa had 3 kids from a previous marriage, but his first wife died a few days after giving birth to their third child. One day, about a year ago, one of my sisters jokingly asked my grandpa why he had so many kids. He just laughed and said that he couldn’t help it, sometimes he’d wake up and grandma was already down there helping herself.

They were the greatest couple I’ve ever known. A love that was truly special. And they loved their 50+ kids, grandkids, great grandkids, and great great grandkids fiercely. My grandpa was a larger-than-life character, and a great example of a good man. While I’m not religious, my grandma perfectly exemplified God’s love. A woman of faith with no hate, only love. She is currently dying. When she is gone, something special will be lost, but she will forever live on through the love that she shared.

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u/danceoftheplants 5h ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope that she passes in peace. She sounds like a really lovely person.

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u/mewithoutCthulhu 4h ago

Thank you. She’s never alone. With the previously mentioned 50+ children, grandchildren, great grandchildren, and great great grandchildren, she will be surrounded by loved ones until she passes. And then we’ll all celebrate her life together once she does.

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u/80s-dilf-Batman 5h ago

Liking a nice butt runs deep in the women of my maternal line. The reason I know this is because my sweet 80 yo grandma and I were once watching TV in complete silence until she went "he has a nice butt". And I also know it because I once asked my mom what she liked about my dad and she with no hesitation said "he's got a nice butt". And I also know it because the first time I saw my partner's butt in his underwear I was like "oh hell yeah, jackpot"

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u/KittyTheCat99 4h ago

something something apples and trees

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u/resourcefulpig 4h ago

At the hospital right now and this make me chuckle, thanks Batman!

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u/80s-dilf-Batman 4h ago

No problem, random citizen!

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u/OrcBarbierian 7h ago

My uncles were telling me the birth years of my mom and her siblings. She is the youngest of 6, but I did not realize that there was a 4-year age gap between my mom and the 2nd-youngest sibling.

Uncles casually shared that Grandma was a baby-making-machine for 5 years in a row, "She was a good Catholic girl."

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u/11B-33T 6h ago

lol, I can hear Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" lyrics now. Great song and very controversial back in the day too.

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u/maiscestmoi 5h ago

🎶 a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation”

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u/disillusioned 4h ago

This was my (lapsed Catholic) wife and my first dance at our wedding. Was a huge hit.

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u/fukkdisshitt 3h ago

My grandma was a baby making machine but not a good catholic. One uncle is the spitting image of the landlord.

I found out a during covid when we found out the old land lord died and my mom clipped the obituary. She asked "who does this man look like?"

I said it looked like my uncle but old, then my mom dropped all the dirty family lore.

Grandma would get in trouble for grabbing the male nurses asses in the hospital too

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u/SignificantCats 5h ago

My grandmother has 21 children.

If you ask her why she had so many kids, she would say she is an Irish Catholic farmer - the Lord said to multiply, and she needed the extra farm hands.

If you ask grandpa why he had so many kids, he would say he is really horny all the time.

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u/windexfresh 3h ago

I've never been so speechless from a reddit comment in my life, what the fuck do you mean 21 children 😭

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u/SignificantCats 1h ago

What will really blow your mind is my grandma had her first kid at 13 and no twins, meaning there was a point in time where more of her life had been spent pregnant than not pregnant

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 4h ago

🎵What kind of Irish is your granddad🎵

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u/libhis1 6h ago

As my grandma would say, he could put his boots under my bed anytime. Lol

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u/sonoracarver30 1h ago

Oh my god, my Gram would say the exact same thing. She first did it while I was driving down the highway at 17 and I could not stop laughing. I miss her.

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u/DerbleZerp 6h ago

I used to dance in lingerie in a sex shop window when I was about 23. Grandmas loved it. When they walked by they would wave at you and give you a “you go” look.

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u/Ok-Bath5825 5h ago

My mom said my Catholic grandmother took her to a Times Square peep show when she was 12. 😬

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u/DerbleZerp 5h ago

Haha, oh my!

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 3h ago

Back in the day I had an 80something year old great aunt insist she get invited to a bachelorette party at the male strip club, back when those were big in the 80s, because "They don't have anything I haven't seen before."

She not only was the only girl out of a family of 10 she was also a widow so she'd seen plenty of twigs & berries long before she got married.

I asked her once what they did when she had her period, because she was born pre-1900 when menstrual pads weren't widely available & may have been priced outta the range of some folks, & she said "Oh there was bucket with clean rags under the sink &...." I stopped her there because I fully got it & finally understood why we said "on the rag" or called pads "rags."

I think about her often & miss her lots. RIP MS. BESSIE!!

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u/saintofhate 4h ago

I still remember the horror on my family's faces when my great-grandmother proclaimed "I love a man with a hairy chest. I love feeling fur on all sides when making love." After my cousin was talking about how she hated guys with "too much" body hair.

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u/littlebrownsnail 1h ago

Too funny 😂

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u/Mean-Year4646 2h ago

My grandma had 9 kids. Recently, she went to new doctor and while he was gathering her medical history, he asked how many children she had. When she told him he asked, “are you Catholic?” She said, “No, just a horny Protestant.” LOL

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u/doug1003 4h ago

I think people forget that before TV sex was the only kind of leasure people realy had

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u/Pokari_Davaham 1h ago edited 1h ago

Just off the top of my head:

Radio

Reading

Cards

Parties

Social visits

Games (Chess)

Carving

Drawing/painting

Holding hands in a circle then touching a battery to lightly shock everyone

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u/718-702_damsel 6h ago

My grandma was a hoe. And a hot mess.

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u/Competitive-Desk7506 5h ago

All three of my grandmas have said that and my great grandmas- it’s why my family is so international

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u/leela_la_zu 3h ago

My 90 year old grandma said to me, "My one advice for marriage, never go to bed angry. You always make up. How do you think I got so many kids?!" She had 6 kids.

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u/fukkdisshitt 3h ago

Yeah my uncle isn't my grandpa's kid, and grandma would hit on any man with a pulse. She also cursed like a sailor.

That was the only grandma i had, so it was weird when other kids would get quiet around their grandma's

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u/zeppelin_tamer 2h ago

My grandma to my 4 year old sister when she asked what she did “before she got old”:
“I was a prostitute sweety!”
My mom had a fun time explaining that one.

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u/Stun_the_Pink 3h ago

sometimes grandma's what? Apostrophe?

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u/Ok_Internal6425 1h ago

I hate to live in a world where this comes across as profound

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u/MerlinTrismegistus 1h ago

Nanny Ogg has entered the chat

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u/Significant-Till-933 1h ago

Here for this reference, thank you

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u/thekuler 1h ago

Love it. Hearing from my 90 year old grandmother why my grandfather always came home for his “lunch” break was something else.

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 58m ago

That's love right there

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u/FallOutShelterBoy 52m ago

A kid I teach comes from a family like that. I asked him if he was related to one guy with the same last name who was three years ahead of me (I teach at the high school I went to) and asked if it was his cousin or something and he’s like, no, that’s my brother, my parents have 13 kids. Like GOOD LORD who has the money for that??

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u/non_anomalous_penis 27m ago

Your brain generally changes very little as you age beyond your 20s

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u/SubjectSheepherder55 2m ago

I learned earlier this year that my great grandma was throwing that thang back back in the day. We're not entirely sure how many men she had kids with.