r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Dull-Try-4873 11h ago

Skaven marked it for aquire steal!

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u/Napolavion 10h ago

Must take yes yes

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u/Sea-Tax3787 8h ago

blow up maybe yes yes?

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u/EasterEggArt 8h ago

Blow up and then steal, yes, yes.

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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 7h ago

Fool-Fool! Steal, give to stinky rat-thing in other clan-nest THEN blow up!

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u/TheMesonoxianMan 5h ago

No-no! Blow up AFTER steal? Fool-plan! Blow up BEFORE, steal rubble-scraps, blame man-things, yes-yes!

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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 5h ago

Fine-fine but YOU give-stash warpstone bomb in it for them to fine-fine then scraps explode-detonate in rival-rat fur-face!

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 4h ago

Fools blow up re assemble eat then steal how do you amateurs miss this

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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 4h ago

Hmm, good plan-plot. Loads ratling gun good-great thing I think-scheme of it.

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u/Venar8888 7h ago

I didn't expect to find find this reference in wild

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u/StreetKhorne 6h ago

Good thing there’s no such thing as man sized rats pssh

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u/BThol 7h ago

Nice big shiny noisy, Skaven must take! Agree? Yes yes

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u/SaintPariah1 4h ago

I just got into WH. Surprised and happy to understand my first reference!

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u/yutanrw 5h ago

Do you play Warhammer Online?

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u/SupayOne 4h ago

Total war warhammer is the way to go, lords of end times give big Skaven engery

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u/UnQuacker 1h ago

There's also vermintide

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u/SDR_Fang 10h ago

It's… unfortunately, not a distinguishable Chinese character.

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u/macguini 10h ago

I don't know many Chinese characters. But I know this isn't Japanese or Korean either. Maybe another language or some personal symbol?

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u/simulationgamemaker 9h ago

I can tell you it's not anything meaningful in any mainstream language

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u/General-Reserve9349 5h ago

Oh we’re going into the underground language scene now

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u/HuevosProfundos 4h ago

I was into Rongorongo before it was cool

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u/sabobedhuffy 2h ago

No offense but I have doubts that any one person could be sure of that. Unless you're a world-renowned language scholar, what you're speaking now is hubris not knowledge.

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u/simulationgamemaker 2h ago

That's why I put the word "mainstream". To me being a mainstream language means its name is known by most people around the world

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u/ExperienceDaveness 2m ago

There problem with that is that no one else on the planet magically knew what you think of as mainstream languages.

Some people can name 500 or more languages. Some people can name 5.

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u/MasterofCaveShadows 4h ago

Buddy Japanese symbols and Chinese symbols are the same. Japanese Kanji is just Chinese characters.

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u/FarDescription6683 2h ago

Hiragana and Katakana are exclusive to Japanese. Japanese isn't just Kanji like Chinese is just Hanzi.

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u/MasterofCaveShadows 2h ago

Yes but those aren’t symbols those are kana which are much closer to an alphabet in structure and implementation.

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u/xXUNDERDOG97Xx 9h ago

The closest character I could find... 公 which mostly translates to public it seems.

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u/NurseColubris 6h ago

Someone interrupted him before he could finish "... Conveyance. Not for hire."

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u/TangoPRomeo 6h ago

So Tony Hinchcliffe's tramp stamp, then?

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u/cbdeane 11h ago

99 percent it says "wash me"

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u/beingsleek 10h ago

i like your idea . or it’s probably something derogatory

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u/xXUNDERDOG97Xx 9h ago

Closest character I could find... 公 and it means a lot of different things.

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u/Fishwalking 4h ago

Like?

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u/_Standardissue 3h ago

“A lot of different things”

/s

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u/WaiBuBaoLeiXiangTu 4h ago

After thorough investigation of my personally memorized 47k characters... I came to the conclusion that this desert rotted car has nothing to do with OP or the OP in the pic. But whom ever drives it has nails that scratch what ever little paint is left on the inner handle.

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u/Key-Truth6432 2h ago

it looks like a symbol from the humoid rat race from warhammer age of sigmar

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u/TexasRoundUp7 1h ago

And the other 1% says: ... and then...

Eggroll... and then....chicken lomein... and then.... shrimp pad thai.... and then....

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u/Federal_Studio5935 9h ago

And there they saw by the dying light of their torches the myriad eyes about them, glittering like liquid midnight as the rats closed in for the kill. The manlings stood back to back and fought for their lives, but against such implacable ferocity and countless numbers of the verminous horde, their weapons were useless. The tide of monstrous rats flowed over them one by one, dragging them down to be torn apart, the yellow chisel-teeth sinking into their soft flesh, the dark tufted mass drowning their pitiful screams with their hideous chittering....

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u/Druidicflow 6h ago

That’s a lot for one character to say

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u/MrSnappyPants 1h ago

When it's just one character, it's a monologue.

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u/ImaginationThick481 5h ago

Skaven my guy

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u/KEPS-Praise-the-Sun 2h ago

Is there something like a book written like this actually? I love this writing style...and I love vermintide

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u/zappyguy111 11h ago

Looks like 公.

Doesn't mean much on its own, maybe grandpa?

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u/AnalDilator 6h ago

Certainly not Chinese. If it was 公 (gōng), then the first two strokes would move from top to bottom.

However, you can see they were written from bottom to top. I don’t know any Chinese who would write it like this.

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u/J3musu 6h ago

Wait... The direction of the stroke actually matters and should be notable in written Chinese? Wild

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u/BotanicalNonsense 6h ago

Same with Japanese, Cantonese, and most other languages that use kanji; that's why calligraphy is such a huge thing in the East

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u/CloudCuddler 6h ago

Yes and no. I'm no expert but I don't think brush strokes ever change meaning. Digital characters often don't show brush strokes clearly.

But yes, if you wrote it like this in class, calligraphy lessons or even to your parents, the stick is definitely coming out.

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u/BotanicalNonsense 6h ago

Fair enough. I don't think it changes the meaning of the words, rather, the subtext, or can be seen as more inefficient and sloppy.

I also don't have any formal linguistic knowledge of the aforementioned languages, though, so take that with a grain of salt haha

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u/sewsowsigh 5h ago

Yep and your teacher will yell at you if you get it wrong enough times

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u/Visual-Flan-4098 4h ago

i got chewed when i did the wrong stroke for korean letters over and over by an ex. she said 'you have to write it like this. just like your letter have a certain way to write them'. i informed her we do not have stroke orders in english. our writing is all just 'make the outcome look like this'. her dad also was very confused by 7s if you crossed them or 4s if it wasnt slanted. he would think they were something else.

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 4h ago

We actually do have a stroke order

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u/Visual-Flan-4098 4h ago

ours, at best, is just to get kids to learn to write. after 1st or 2nd its as long as the letters look right, your good. there is no important to our stroke order. you can probably even grab a friend and will see them writing some letters differently than you do. 

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 3h ago

That’s why students are so so slow with their writing

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u/J3musu 3h ago

Sure, based on the direction we write in mostly, but if you choose to do your own thing and still make the right shape, most people aren't going to care.

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u/LV_OR_BUST 2h ago

I was always catching hell about the direction of my Os for some reason. Now nobody cares, also I can count on my writing hand how many times I've picked up a pen or pencil this year.

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u/titsngiggles69 18m ago

Good (legible) handwriting was more important before the computer era. Unconventional stroke order just makes your writing harder to read

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u/skelo 3h ago

It's more about the right way to write it than that it's notable. If you wrote a line going the wrong direction it wouldn't make it a different word, it would just look weird and not be the "proper" way to write it. Generally you write from up to down and left to right

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u/J3musu 3h ago

Being a native English speaker and knowing how many handwriting variations there are in my language, it's just kinda wild how strict others can be.

It also makes me think how I've heard stories of misspeaking in other languages by saying a word very slightly wrong, maybe with a different vowel sound or something. Crazy to me that small things like that can fully break communication in some languages while I can sit here and listen to 10 different accents of non-native English speakers who are pronouncong nearly every word in at least slight unusual/"wrong" ways, but I can still make out what they're saying and have a conversation. Some English speakers act like they can't, but many of them are just being bigots and asshats and not really trying. I have terrible auditory processing and can struggle with accents at times, but still figure it out.

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u/zappyguy111 42m ago

It's more like spelling: if you spell a word wrong, you get yelled at by a teacher, if you put a stroke in the wrong place, it can change the meaning.

It helps with neatness and memorisation.

Frankly, I think were all talking about a guy or gal's jeans pockets rubbing against a frosty car.

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 10h ago

An old chinese guy once told me what it means. It says: "Up yours, buddy"

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u/Sudden-Clock-1123 9h ago

I'm not your buddy, pal.

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u/mikehuntrotch 9h ago

I'm not your pal, guy.

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u/Motor-Rip7655 9h ago

I'm not your guy, buddy!

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u/Pierce1337 9h ago

He's not your guy, dude.

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u/Willobtain 7h ago

I’m not your dude, man..

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u/Alternative-Dog6528 7h ago

I'm not your man, comrade...

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u/DowntownWitness3350 7h ago

Oh.. ok comrade

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u/csharpminor_fanclub 7h ago

I'm your comrade.

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u/Pierce1337 6h ago

Our comrade...

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u/tipppsfedora 6h ago

Who's Conrad?

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u/EntranceKey6659 4h ago

You're confused, Conrad tulation..

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u/Other-Guitar-7201 7h ago

He's not your man, cuz

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u/buffalovirgo 6h ago

He’s not your cuz, buster.

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u/aaron_adams 5h ago

He's not your buster, chief.

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u/thetrue_muffin 4h ago

He's not your chief, sir

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u/joeytheclown 7h ago

Nice one champ

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 9h ago

It doesn’t mean anything on its own, someone scratched the car by accident 

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u/MyWordsNow 5h ago

The sun is coming in at the right angle through the sunroof and melting lines.

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u/No-You-835 9h ago

It looks like the word 公(grandpa, public)... Wait, is that a dent on the door?

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u/Time_after_Time_67 6h ago

The word for grandpa is the same word as public? How did they ever make it out of the stone age?

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u/keldondonovan 6h ago

The French word for avocado is the same as their word for lawyer.

These funny little quirks in foreign language stand out, because they are not English, the clusterfuck of language, where the phenomenon is so common that we have a word for it (homophone). In English we even have Contronyms, which is similar to a homophone, but the two words are opposites (like "cleave" meaning "join together" or "separate", or "left" meaning to remain behind, or to be gone, as well as the pile of other meanings it has.)

The fact that any of us made it out of the stone age is a miracle.

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u/zhemao 6h ago

Depending on context it could also mean husband, father-in-law, or duke. Chinese is a very contextual language.

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u/Hadien_ReiRick 2h ago

Same way English has words that have multiple meanings.

Like Bar:

  1. A Restaurant that serves alcohol.
  2. A simple description for a rod-shaped object
  3. An abbreviated nickname for the Browning Automatic Rifle made during WWII
  4. An accreditation standard giving people the right to practice Law.

Its a living language. new people are constantly adding new meanings to new or existing words and others are willing to adopt it. Its what makes puns possible.

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u/mdruckus 4h ago

If only there were English words that mean totally different things and you could only recognize them by context……

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u/ListonBrooke 9h ago

Carter here! Back in my day, you couldn't tell a scratch from a Chinese glyph, we just weren't educated on the nuances of the Orient (ahhh, the Orient, great food... cheap labour, my kind of place).

Anyway, I think this is a joke on that. Its actually just a mark where someone has rubbed up against or caught their car (the last time that happened I fired my chauffeur for it).

It isn't a Chinese symbol, it doesn't mean anything.

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u/cha0sb1ade 9h ago

Dislexic Zorro is heading down a straight highway. Or emerging from a volcano.

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u/Gargleblaster25 8h ago

Brian here. The woman parked her car near a Chinese restaurant. When she came back, she found this mark on her car. She is asking if anyone knows what it means.

That's it. No fucking joke to explain, AI model. Training bots makes me crave a drink. Anyone wanna head to the Clam?

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u/Catharsis5617 9h ago

Chris here, it means you should clean your car, Brian

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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 8h ago

“NO PARKING”

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u/Illustrious_Art9093 11h ago

Parked in the wrong spot? 

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u/BriefPension8231 8h ago

Some drunk fell near your car, the stitching on the elbow of their clothing had some weird stitching, bada-bing, bada-boom.

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u/Certain_Reception_66 8h ago

I saw the dent and immediately assumes someone apologizing

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u/YourEvilKiller 8h ago

That's not a chinese character. Probably just random strokes that end up looking like one.

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u/Smaldark 8h ago

Owl lord is coming for your car

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u/Careless-Fact-475 7h ago

Someone’s bag brushed up against your vehicle while they were exiting theirs.

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u/CruelKind78 5h ago

Clearly its the predator targeting you with his shoulder mounted plasma cannon.

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u/Successful-Skill1588 7h ago

Makes me think of "ХУЙ" (dick), russian.

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u/NoGarage7989 8h ago

A bad 公 or an even worse 分

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u/r3dr1ck 7h ago

" you park like an idiot "

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u/usernameavailable123 7h ago

Dognappers Hun!

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u/bogart12321 7h ago

It means "wash me"

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u/-Ema-Nymton- 7h ago

Daily special is Wonton Soup… No soup for you!

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u/SteakSwimming1234 7h ago

Stop teaching the gwai lo.

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u/vanize 7h ago

It means "wash me"

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u/Top-Glass8 6h ago

Means combo 3
Chicken fried rice

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u/Twisted_creative 6h ago

Doesn't mean anything. Just because the car was parked near bing chilling restaurant, doesn't mean everything has something to do with bing chilling's language

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u/Inevitable-Welder743 6h ago

"Lee was here"

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u/PromiseWonderful5319 6h ago

“Spot for customuh onlee u paye now”

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u/Modern_Criteria 6h ago

From what I can see. The symbol is a representation of the person feeling that you need to be punished.

If you look closely, you can see the form of a person bending on all fours and a paddle swatting the butt or maybe it's just my magic mushroom making me see things 😂

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u/late_afternoon_owl 6h ago

I asked my Chinese coworker what it means.

He said it means "I'm japanese your racist prick".

What did you do, op?

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u/WeDontNeedRoads2015 6h ago

My guess is that these are just scratches from people opening their doors into theirs and they think it’s Chinese because they’re racist and near a restaurant

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u/kniveshu 5h ago

The joke is assuming a random thing is Chinese. Like asking a Chinese person what's Ching Chong Ting Tong Ling Long mean, that sounds like Chinese to me.

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u/Complete_Ad1862 5h ago

Wash your car

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u/Popular_Depth_7416 5h ago

I think it is an animal face grafitti type tag. smoking panda?

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u/sara5556 5h ago

It's coming

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u/Excellent-Fortune269 5h ago

Gaunerzinken!

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u/vinay_awsome24 5h ago

Man I think it's some dirt or debris and not intentional at all

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u/Affectionate-Read-58 5h ago

Gaunerzinken!

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u/Comfortable-Ice-1338 5h ago

Hear me out, what if a bird landed there then flew away ?

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u/Pan-Tomatnyy-Sad 4h ago

Means 5 planarians. You can almost make out the triangular heads.

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u/HC-PirateCarousel101 4h ago

Oh, at Chinese restaurant, someone was upset and put a "Time for Tacos" symbol on your vehicle. The falling over T's signifying a hurried sense of urgency for tacos. They must of had a bad experience in thar restaurant.

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u/timeundertenshin 4h ago

Google lens

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u/anna-nomally12 4h ago

Is the joke not something hit the car and left a mark they’re pretending is a character in the language?

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u/Organic_Stranger1544 4h ago

Wash your car

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u/Kane23885 4h ago

If I had to guess I would be pretty sure it means clean me.

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u/batsman21 4h ago

"Happy New Year"

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u/Funny_Or_Cry 3h ago

Uhh YEAH, means local Yakuza has marked you for some reason! What the hell happend?

actually fuck that, I dont wanna know.
I dunno what you did or who you pissed off, but you need to ditch that car, that gym and probably move to south jersey where they dont have much of a presence.

FWIW, "a local yakuza thing" usually stays just that. If you'd done something really fucked up, we probably wouldnt even be having this conversation.

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u/Zephyr_Ballad 3h ago

Idk, but I'd like for it to be the set up for a Stick bug gag

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u/Affectionate-Way7624 2h ago

It’s a panda with a fever.

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u/ElBrunasso 2h ago

El zorro

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u/kl2467 2h ago

Parking is for restaurant customers only? A mark for the tow truck driver?

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u/pewpew_die 1h ago

it means theres valuable loot inside s/

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u/SnooMaps7370 1h ago

Thieves' mark.

The idea is that you draw an innocent but unique symbol in the dirt on the car. if it's still there later, you know the car is not monitored and you can break into it safely.

wash your damn car so it doesn't look abandoned.

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u/CZXSRTHAQ 1h ago

A dishonest man lives here

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u/aiwedse 9h ago

хуй

also clean your car

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u/TM761152 7h ago

It kind of looks like "Father" in Chinese 父, so I'm guessing some Chinese girl is calling him "Daddy"?

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u/rojotortuga 10h ago

Someone asian hit there car? I think it's racism.

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u/rojotortuga 8h ago

? What reason does anyone believe this isn't a dent in someones car, it's either a racist comment in regards that Asians can't drive, or it's just random skid marks from someone who hit this car, that randomly kinda look like Chinese lettering.