My 6-year-old has recently started getting really into Pokémon, which has honestly been pretty fun. He likes looking through my Pokémon, catching things, asking me which ones are good, and generally just being excited about the game.
So the other day, I handed him my phone and let him play Pokémon Go for a bit.
That was my first mistake.
A little while later, I discovered that my 6-year-old had apparently decided that a wild Rattata was an encounter worthy of the highest honor possible.
He used my Master Ball on a Rattata.
Not a Galarian bird. Not some rare Pokémon I was terrified would run. Not even something cool.
A Rattata.
I was devastated, but hey... he's six. He saw the coolest-looking Poké Ball and obviously thought, "Yeah, this rat deserves it."
So I laughed it off.
Then I kept looking.
That's when I discovered what he had done to my 4-star Shadow Lugia.
He purified it.
My perfect Shadow Lugia.
Gone.
At that point I just stared at my phone for a minute.
I didn't get mad at him. I didn't even say anything negative to him because, realistically, this is 100% on me. He's six years old. He doesn't understand IVs, shadows, Master Balls, rarity, or why his dad suddenly looks like he's just received terrible financial news.
To him, he caught a Pokémon with the coolest ball and then helped Lugia by making the scary purple smoke go away.
He probably thought he was absolutely crushing it.
And honestly, I'm glad he's getting into Pokémon. I want him to enjoy it, and the last thing I want to do is make him feel bad or scared to play because Dad got upset over some pixels on a screen.
But man...
A Master Ball on a Rattata AND a purified 4-star Shadow Lugia in the same session.
"It's just a game."
"It's just a game."
"It's just a game."
Anyway, my son is no longer allowed unsupervised access to Pokémon Go until he can explain to me what IVs are and provide a written justification for using a Master Ball.