r/ReadMyScript • u/Key_Camera2717 • 6h ago
Exchange feedback script idea i am 13 with no money so ts is kinda ass
PART 1 THE RAP BATTLE
THE TITLE COD ZOMBIES ULTIMIS AND TRANZIT CREW VS RESIDENT EVIL
THE SETUP AND INTRO it starts in richtofens group 935 lab and red alarm lights are flashing and thunder is crashing outsidenikolai is sitting on a crate drinking vodka and he hears knocking on the heavy steel doors and he goes wait richtofen it sounds like someone is breaking in and richtofen is fixing his wunderwaffe and doesnt even look up and says ach its just the storm dick sit down just like in five from black ops 1 but then BOOM the doors blow wide open and smoke goes everywhere and the resident evil team steps in chris redfield leon kennedy jill valentine and albert wesker wearing sunglasses indoors like a dork
VERSE 1 THE OPENING SHOTS leon steps up and roasts them saying rpd is here and that ultimis has been stuck in a timeline loop since 2019 and surviving raccoon city is harder than standing in chalk lines in a park then chris says they punch through lines like a boulder in a volcano and then dempsey steps up and says pipe down boy scout we pack a punch plasma and mustang and sally will blow u up and then nikolai roasts leons boyband popstar hair and says he needs vodka but will take their blood instead
VERSE 2 THE GOD COMPLEX AND THE ROAST richtofen steps up holding the summoning key glowing purple and says bow down im a god in these dimensions holding keys to agartha and wesker takes off his sunglasses with yellow glowing eyes and laughs cold and says a god? dont make me laugh without your special drinks and candy what would u be? u are just a normal weak human being chugging soda to stand up and you are just a washed up nazi from 1943
but then richtofen laughs like a maniac and points his Wunderwaffe and says a true god who injected a virus in his own veins just to be a villain? u turned yourself into a monster just to die in a volcano to a rocket launcher at least the stuff i take keeps me winning without a scratch!
VERSE 3 THE PODS OPEN AND TRANZIT ARRIVES wesker gets super mad and tries to dash and attack richtofen but suddenly SIRENS GO CRAZY and steam blasts everywhere from the wall because the bo4 blood of the dead cryogenic capsules open and out stumbles the victis tranzit crew super confused
marlton steps out fixing his glasses coughing and says hypoxia clearing statistically your combat is senseless and calls weskers virus science flawed and calls him a bootleg discount god. russman shoves marlton and complains his back hurts and asks who turned off the heat. then stuhlinger holds his head crying cause the voice in his head is talking and ricthofen from across the room yells ja do it off them! and stuhlinger points at wesker and says man they say you gotta go! im on a roll woo! but then misty racks her shotgun and looks at stuhlinger and yells shut up stuhlinger you are trash! and samuel slumps his shoulders and says aw man... then misty roasts chris and leon saying country fried kickback putting buckshot in your head
VERSE 4 RE REACTS AND THE OUTBREAK leon facepalms and says what the fuck are these survivors they dont even know what they are doing and they cant even work together while they are bickering in the dark. chris roasts misty and says you got a hobo a nerd and a girl in the mud and your bars are horrible like old country music!
then misty snaps back right as the lab walls CRASH OPEN and a giant horde of zombies breaks in! the whole fight spills outside into a desolate wasteland covered in fog like tranzit and raccoon city mixed together and the beat switches to heavy fast metal rap where they are shooting zombies back to back while throwing bars at each other!
PART 2 THE DEATH BATTLE
THE TITLE PRIMIS AND ULTIMIS VS THE TEUFORT MERCS TF2
THE MATCHUP FACTS this is literally a 51/49 coin toss match because both teams scale insane
- juggernog and near death experience vs medigun ubercharge and canteens
- ray gun mark 3 and thundergun vs australium rocket launchers and miniguns
- elemental staffs vs spellbooks and merasmus magic
- bounded to aether cycle vs medic tricking the devil to steal souls back
THE OPENING SCENE red team tf2 just finished wiping out blue team on 2fort bridge. heavy is wiping sasha and engie is fixing a sentry. suddenly the sky tears open with a blue bo4 great war aether portal. soldier points his launcher thinking blue team called alien reinforcements.
out crashes ALL 8 ZOMBIES GUYS. primis and ultimis together covered in zombie blood and mud holding elemental weapons. young dempsey and old dempsey are arguing about richtofens portal math. scout steps up slapping his bat saying what is with the duplicate cosplay you brought 8 guys and 4 look like knockoff grandpas! takeo puts his hand on his katana and says we arent enemies a dark plague is here we must team up cause our world has none for now. spy flicks a butterfly knife and says red owns this bridge blue trash in fancy costumes gets cleaned up. ultimis richtofen grins crazy with his wunderwaffe asking if he can harvest their souls. primis dempsey racks his gun yelling we just wiped a horde we dont have time for this circus! heavy spins up sasha and screams entire team is babies fire!
THE FLASHY FIGHT HIGHLIGHTS
- soldier rocket jumps into the sky dropping airstrikes while dempsey aims up with pack a punched mustang and sally making massive explosions light up the sky
- dempsey pops near death experience gobblegum while medic hits heavy with the red glowing ubercharge. they stand inches away firing laser miniguns and rayguns point blank not taking a single scratch
- spy turns invisible with watch to get an instant backstab on takeo but takeo hears the decloak and uses path of sorrows spirit katana aura to block it last millisecond
- sniper tries picking off nikolai from 2fort tower but nikolai shoots a frozen blizzard spell back
- richtofen pulls out wunderwaffe shooting 200000 volts of chain lightning and medic uses a shield ubercharge to reflect it turning 2fort into a giant blinding electric storm
- end debate: if tf2 wins its cause ubercharge cycling and spys backstab kills richtofen before setup. if primis wins its cause summoning key or apothicon servant black hole pulls tf2 into a pocket dimension