I kept telling her if she made it to 21, I'd take her out for steaks and scotch.

Someone got me out of bed because I heard hairball hurking at 6am. He had a hairball right on my shoe. Get up clean it and lay back down and he climbs in bed with me. I have a CPAP machine. I have a protective cover on the hose but it had slipped down a little. He punctured it. Thankfully I have another one.

Oh and I'm on vacation right now. Even if I was working I don't get up until 9.

Here she is recovering from a night of hijinks due to an overuse of catnip.

This is my cat O’Malley

Should I make sure she’s not visiting extremists sites?

Baby Xena turns 1 tomorrow. 🥳 Let's celebrate by being mean to her of course.

She ate her entire bowl of breakfast, ran throughout the entire house doing some impressive zoomies, all the while with breakfast still on her lips. Then she blipped at me. Unacceptable.

Btw he is blind because he has been with us 14 years his name is Tommy

I don’t even know what to say and yes she is alive and breathing I know she looks dead

give him what he deserves

She Really likes my travel bag. If it's out on the sofa she rubs her cheeks on the top corner until she can get the the lid open enough to climb in. Then she's in heaven. A bag full of my stuff and my smells etc. If it doesn't open she may just lie down on top of it. Roast mi gagito.

I’m going to Germany and my German friend wanted me to bring twinkies…looks like he’ll have to share.

He also pulled eggshells out of the garbage disposal (how he got them out I have no idea), ripped up a receipt, hairballed on the carpet, ate a whole churu (idk where he got that. We ran out and they’re in the top cabinet that he can’t reach), and tossed a nightstand across the room because I left him and his brother for like two days.

PLEASE roast this criminal.

She got either food or a hairball caught in her throat for a few moments and triggered an asthma attack. $2000 for a condition I intended to bring up at her next vet visit. I'm just glad she's okay.

he got poo on my bed because he doesn’t clean himself

Ophelia just got fixed yesterday, she was given gabapentin the night before and got really anxious and agitated on it so we had to stop that and start another sedative to keep her calm after surgery. Within an hour after surgery she was playing in her cage and having a blast. I start to bring her home and she goes to town licking her incision so I have to turn around and get a cone for her. She freaks out and starts alligator rolling and thrashing because it freaked her out so I had to go get a different cone that she also hated. I gave her more sedative (vet approved) and that did nothing for her. I ended up having to take the cone off and put it on her like a skirt to prevent her from licking and take her back into the vet to get another sedative added to the one she was given. They also gave her this onsie to stop her from thrashing to get out of the cone. After 2 hours the sedative started to take effect and she couldn't walk straight but was still being rambunctious and throwing cat litter around and screaming to be let free instead of resting.