r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok-Bother-7611 • 5h ago

Politics ‘Notice how it says LIBERAL Democrats’

931 Upvotes

77 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FullPersonalityFun • 6h ago

"America is the least racist country in the world"

611 Upvotes

214 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PhaseModulatedServal • 7h ago

Germany: Book now, see the doctor in 2029. America: Book now, see the doctor today.

4.8k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/krauser1 • 8h ago

Food US is 3rd in food quality worldwide

207 Upvotes

187 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Beastlex99 • 11h ago

The average Canadian would prefer to have US constitutional rights.

1.1k Upvotes

405 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Repulsive_Lecture_66 • 22h ago

[Mississippi] “I mean that’s still better than 80% of starting locations.”

2.2k Upvotes

205 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/cheong-sanslefteye • 9h ago

Language USA is more English-speaking (than UK) and it's the most spoken language in the world

185 Upvotes

Found on a poll asking to choose which spelling people prefer:

"color 🇺🇸" or "colour 🇬🇧"

(flags were included in the poll's question)

50 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sea-Tour-3694 • 1d ago

"I love the way these Eurapean countries thinks we owe them free defence and cash"

8.4k Upvotes

217 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Civil-Heat3294 • 14h ago

Culture "Do you think someone from tennessee vs new jersey have the same culture"

180 Upvotes

131 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Holiday_Sense_4842 • 1d ago

I've never hated America, but if you hate Trump, you hate America.

355 Upvotes

On a YouTube comment. Guy claims I hate America because I hate Trump. I tell him if that's the case, then did you hate America under Biden. He then says that he hated Biden but does not hate the US. It's a one-sided system to MAGA.

130 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/schoensmeerpijp • 1d ago

Language "Go read an american english book😁"

966 Upvotes

93 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BothEntertainment331 • 1d ago

your whole military couldn't take claim to a mall in Alaska

552 Upvotes

you depend 100% on Americas protection

172 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ThomasStan_ • 1d ago

Texas "Texas is bigger than you"

1.7k Upvotes

274 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 1d ago

We run the world. Not worried bout ya lil dude

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233 Upvotes

On a sub about a band

78 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/mak05 • 1d ago

"Cannot see WALMART"

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373 Upvotes

174 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LucyLovesApples • 2d ago

In Europe they don’t speak English

2.6k Upvotes

152 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Zealousideal_Step709 • 1d ago

Europe "Nobody in USA gets money just for living like in Europe"

135 Upvotes

As it seems, I really need to move to a different country to fully appreciate the perks of living in Europe.

23 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/genorator2 • 2d ago

"It is lake America now you cannot argue that"

924 Upvotes

231 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DarkSaber_55 • 2d ago

Food “For nearly any food you will find more variety in the USA than in any other country on earth”

1.1k Upvotes

this was under a post about american “cheese” btw

429 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/winkysocks21 • 2d ago

Roll model that all American kids should look up to

2.9k Upvotes

246 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MeriLicious • 2d ago

'How can someone from the UK be an illegal alien?'

642 Upvotes

Under an article about the detainment of Milo Yiannopoulos by ICE.

112 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 2d ago

Culture "Europeans are just wannabe americans"

3.0k Upvotes

951 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Clink-Bag59 • 2d ago

Joke "Me, an American"

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318 Upvotes

unfunniest shit i've ever seen all week, also a very surefire way to end up as a headline!

116 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/unfollow_chaos • 2d ago

".. even know what a taco is??"

400 Upvotes

Apparently, only people from America, knows what a taco is. Also... What???

116 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 2d ago

"McDonald's is American as apple pie" "It's ours because we say it is. It's our tradition because we sav it is."

1.1k Upvotes

146 comments

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