r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 9h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

I was a volunteer in the campsite at Reading festival in 2008 and 2009 with a friend. It was exactly like this, a destitute wasteland of inexplicable tent abandonment. As part of the clean up, we went around with a wheel barrow collecting unopened cans of beer, each tent seemed to be a treasure trove for us as 18 year olds. It was all fun and games until he found a cooler box in a tent. Opened it up and inside was a singular, well preserved, human turd.

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u/LazyEmu5073 8h ago

You still got the cooler box now I take it?!

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

Waste not want not

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u/vennic18 8h ago

Taste not want not

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

It made a good Christmas present

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u/mattloaf666 7h ago

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u/mnid92 7h ago

HOOOWWWWDDYYY HOOOOOOOOOO

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u/LeeKinanus 4h ago

Sometimes while you’re asleep, I put my…self …. In your mouth…. And take a pic………ture. *mr. hanky’s last words.

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u/89MikeHoncho 6h ago

Brilliant!! Well played Sir!!

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u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 7h ago

The cool box or the turd?

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u/Purple-Specific8084 2h ago

Tell me your joking lol. If you could who who you have given it too? 🤣

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u/FlametopFred 1h ago

little bit of spit polish

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u/jamesbong0024 6h ago

Can you taste the waste

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u/Sinking_Mass 6h ago

"Want want not not" - Chabuddy G

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u/wytewydow 8h ago

Waste Tots?