r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 9h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

I was a volunteer in the campsite at Reading festival in 2008 and 2009 with a friend. It was exactly like this, a destitute wasteland of inexplicable tent abandonment. As part of the clean up, we went around with a wheel barrow collecting unopened cans of beer, each tent seemed to be a treasure trove for us as 18 year olds. It was all fun and games until he found a cooler box in a tent. Opened it up and inside was a singular, well preserved, human turd.

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u/LazyEmu5073 8h ago

You still got the cooler box now I take it?!

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

Waste not want not

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u/vennic18 8h ago

Taste not want not

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

It made a good Christmas present

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u/mattloaf666 7h ago

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u/mnid92 7h ago

HOOOWWWWDDYYY HOOOOOOOOOO

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u/LeeKinanus 4h ago

Sometimes while you’re asleep, I put my…self …. In your mouth…. And take a pic………ture. *mr. hanky’s last words.

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u/89MikeHoncho 6h ago

Brilliant!! Well played Sir!!

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u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 7h ago

The cool box or the turd?

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u/Purple-Specific8084 2h ago

Tell me your joking lol. If you could who who you have given it too? 🤣

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u/FlametopFred 1h ago

little bit of spit polish

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u/jamesbong0024 6h ago

Can you taste the waste

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u/Sinking_Mass 6h ago

"Want want not not" - Chabuddy G

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u/wytewydow 8h ago

Waste Tots?

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u/MrLipp24 6h ago

The Music is almost as bad as the mess left behind

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u/Jackariasd 6h ago

suit yourself, i enjoyed it

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u/MrLipp24 5h ago

The Music in the video, im not referring to the Music played at the Event it's self, my bad!

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u/d69wilson 3h ago

Better times im far to old now for the current music

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u/HeavyEstablishment19 7h ago

Taste not tent waste.

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u/Proud-Big3579 6h ago

phrase always reminds me of this guy

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u/DowntownEconomist255 3h ago

You Can’t Do That on Television?

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u/Proud-Big3579 2h ago

I don't know

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u/kavik2022 8h ago

Just clean the turd stain out of it

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u/BottleMaterial8557 7h ago

Oh I want 😍

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u/XanZibR 7h ago

waste box you'll want not

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u/TheSaltyAstronaut 6h ago

Human waste and what not

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u/GruntledVeteran 8h ago

No point. Once opened, the turd spoils pretty quick.

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u/HeroMachineMan 7h ago

Put a sticker: Turd expires in 2 days upon opening of cooler box

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u/Trawatheczech 7h ago

Schrödinger's Turd.

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u/Rocket3431 7h ago

WTS Turd NIB, no lowballers. I know what I got.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 6h ago

Turd-tan-khamun

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u/tryyeezus 7h ago

Still got the turd on the mantle. Timeless

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u/magicmitchmtl 5h ago

I’ve got turd on display at home. It’s dinosaur turd. The older a turd gets, the more it’s worth.

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u/spacecadet06 7h ago

Still got the turd, my friend. It's almost old enough to learn to drive.

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u/hungbandit007 6h ago

He did say "well preserved".

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u/Comfortable_Text 6h ago

Of course he does. Where else is he going to store his crap beer?

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u/Ok-Appointment-5771 4h ago

No you can't take it because I want it 

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u/Nina-Ninja123 4h ago

Yeah, you can take it. I don’t need to cool my turds

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u/Black_Mamba_FTW 7h ago

Hiiidy ho campers!

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u/internet_humor 6h ago

Hey, a yeti is a yeti