r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 9h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

I was a volunteer in the campsite at Reading festival in 2008 and 2009 with a friend. It was exactly like this, a destitute wasteland of inexplicable tent abandonment. As part of the clean up, we went around with a wheel barrow collecting unopened cans of beer, each tent seemed to be a treasure trove for us as 18 year olds. It was all fun and games until he found a cooler box in a tent. Opened it up and inside was a singular, well preserved, human turd.

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u/LazyEmu5073 8h ago

You still got the cooler box now I take it?!

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u/GruntledVeteran 8h ago

No point. Once opened, the turd spoils pretty quick.

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u/Trawatheczech 7h ago

Schrödinger's Turd.