r/cats Jul 31 '26

Advice Newly adopted cat does this 2-3 times a day

what does it mean and is it something I should be worried about?

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u/AVillainTale Jul 31 '26

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u/RegularlyClonedWilly Jul 31 '26

LOL!

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u/Plus_Illustrator_107 Aug 01 '26

I hope you’re washing this blanket 3-4x a day. Is that ejaculate???

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u/BigDawgTony Aug 01 '26

OH, WHY DID YOU POINT IT OUT?!?!?!

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u/LeCarrr Aug 01 '26

And why did I go looking for it !!??!!??! Shame

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u/billnyegermanspy Aug 01 '26

Omg is that???

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

I didn't need this

Edit: Looking at it again it's actually just light on his inner leg

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u/Execwalkthroughs Aug 01 '26

I think it is piss or cum. The first flash of white underneath is definitely just light. The 2nd is 100% a liquid.

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u/mmazee Aug 01 '26

You all sick bastards making me watch Cummings cat 5 times...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bee4361 Aug 01 '26

It's nowwhere near his equipment, which is essentially at the very back, so no, can't be that

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 Aug 01 '26

Nah it's the gap between the cats legs. It's very brief.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Aug 01 '26

Hey OP, is the blanket wet?

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u/StarConsumate Aug 01 '26

Askin the real questions this far down

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u/DiscoKittie Aug 01 '26

The blanket is patterned. That is just the white spot next to a dark spot revealed when he lifts his front leg for just a moment.

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u/dinnerthief Aug 01 '26

Looks like static to me

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u/FnEddieDingle Aug 01 '26

Oh after 2nd look it sure is!😆

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u/Leather_Sea_537 Aug 01 '26

It’s the static electricity! I’m not bullshitting either! I have a Nebelung cat as well that creates so much static that is so strong you can actually see the small sparks it is creating! It’s a cool strobe light routine I do every night before bed with my boy

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u/uncannynerddad Aug 01 '26

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u/Southern-Eagle5172 Aug 01 '26

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u/AerieNo8940 Aug 01 '26

No literally 😭 OP where did you adopt him???? Cus if it’s from the shelter they will usually hand them over neutered. Unless that’s not standard or they’re overpopulated.
Either way I’m glad he’s comfortable at your house but damn gooner cat is crazy

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u/SpiritSilverfang Aug 01 '26

Not so fun fact they can in, fact still shoot blanks after nueter...

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u/AgencyActive7617 Aug 01 '26

My husband is proof that this happens

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u/Aware_Season_7760 Aug 01 '26

My cat who was neutered at 12 weeks and had never displayed that kinda behavior fell in love with a stuffed animal I won at the county fair when he was about 2 years old, and him and “Lovie the Tiger” spent the next 16 years together, perpetual honeymoon status. Cat didn’t even die of natural causes. Hit by a car. Lovie was buried with him and that stuffed tiger was flat, and had been carried around the house by the neck till it was threadbare. Garfield never looked at another toy. He was more loyal to Lovie than any boyfriend I’ve ever had.

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u/Shattingpancreas_ Aug 01 '26

My cat’s trouble puffs were removed and his little red ticket still worked . It worked so well he put a hole in a Tigers head.

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u/midoriya_wannabe Aug 01 '26

I feel like by now, a pamphlet should be handed out with every cat adoption/sale explaining sin biscuits and what a cat's nipple looks like.

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u/ArbutusPhD Aug 01 '26

Yeah - that cat is going to bang all of your pillows and bedding

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u/amy-schumer-tampon Jul 31 '26

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u/okeydokeyannieoakley Aug 01 '26

I love this sub

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u/Curious_Ducklin Jul 31 '26

2-3 times a day? boy‘s got some stamina lmfao  nothing to worry about. Sin biscuits are super common fixed or not, the urge can still be there.

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

I play with him 15 mins every day and even during play he goes and hide under the bed. Idk how else to stimulate. Any advice? My first pet and cat.

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u/jyuichi Jul 31 '26

For the love of cat do not “stimulate” him /j

Cats go through phases of interest. Maybe find a blanket he likes more and put it in a different space to keep surprises from your bed.

Some weirdos knead all fours for non-sin reasons but…. yeah. Get a blankie just for him if nothing else to keep the spittle off

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Aug 01 '26

He clearly ok stimulating himself 😂

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u/BellJar_Blues Aug 01 '26

What spittle ?!

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u/coolcaterpillar77 Aug 01 '26

From where he’s biting the blanket 🙃

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u/Over-Apartment2762 Aug 01 '26

Bro is actively jizzing on the blanket

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u/mgfrdya Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Some weirdos knead all fours for non-sin reasons but…. yeah. Get a blankie just for him if nothing else to keep the spittle off

Almost all cats that I've known to do this were doing this for non-sin reasons (or at least I think ?). The one who did it the most was a female (sterilised) who was abandonned very young and had to be fed milk from a bottle instead of a mom cat. I think she does the biting down on a cover and kneading for the same reason she sometimes tries to suck down our fingers : She has mommy issues.

At least that's how I always read it.

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u/One_Highlight_684 Aug 01 '26

It could be a soothing behavior to comfort him in his new environment (not necessarily because something with it is not comforting but just new and adjusting).

Once he gets more places with his scent that’s his comfy places the behavior may lessen. Even if it doesn’t lessen, some cats just weird.

We had a family cat who was a long time resident and he just did it whenever he was on his favorite blanket lol.

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u/Curious_Ducklin Jul 31 '26

he just needs to get used to the new situation, tho he looks really happy and comfortable in the vid. Does he have toys he can use on his own? like a cat tree or something maybe with some dangling toys he can use whenever he wants?

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

He has a huge cat tree with dangling and stuff which he barely use. Multiple toys on the floor and he only plays with them when I go to sleep.

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u/Dogs_Without_Horses_ Aug 01 '26

Mine took like a year to even try the cat tree. I just kept putting him on it and eventually he was like “hey did you know it’s actually pretty cool up here?”

If he’s already playing when you go to sleep he’ll come around pretty quickly and soon probably won’t leave you alone.

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u/ThereWanderer Aug 01 '26

He looks so stupid there. I love him.

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u/Dogs_Without_Horses_ Aug 01 '26

He loved to lay there like that and watch me cook dinner like I was his personal TV show. 😂 We called him Sticker because he was always stuck to you. He was such a good cat even if he stole pens.

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u/Curious_Ducklin Jul 31 '26

sounds like a good setup. time will tell what kind of stuff he‘s into and what not. so just keep going and get to know him. 

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u/Necessary_Success_35 Aug 01 '26

You could try rubbing a tiny bit of catnip all over the cat tree to get him used to using it

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u/Andtom33 Aug 01 '26

Make balls out of tin foil

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u/rrsullivan3rd Jul 31 '26

Sin biscuits 😂

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

What's that?

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u/BigBadBen91x Jul 31 '26

Jacking himself off, or “humping”, your bedsheets. Better check for stains before you lie down 😂

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

I haven't noticed stains and anything wet.

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u/Ok-Table-3774 Jul 31 '26

It's just behavioral. Tons of cats do this. It's instinct to bite a mate and mount her. He's likely fixed and won't jizz on your bed or anything. it's perfectly normal cat behavior that you do not need to worry about! My female cat did this too haha

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u/caitejane310 Jul 31 '26

My female kitty kneads with all 4 paws and it looks similar to this. There's less hip thrusting 😅😅

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u/tattoosbyalisha Aug 01 '26

I LOVE WHEN THEY DO IT WITH ALL FOUR PAWS 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

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u/caitejane310 Aug 01 '26

This is her right after she got done with her kneading. She loves my husband so much!! 😂😍

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u/Legitimate_Tea7801 Jul 31 '26

Something shoots out of the cat 6 seconds in though. I'm surprised op hasn't found a wet spot

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u/really_nice_guy_ Jul 31 '26

Look really close. It’s a shadow or better yet, it’s the light you see out from under the cat. It looks like it just disappears at some frame so I wondered how? Well at that exact moment the cat lives their front right paw as you can see on their shoulder. So they move their paw and for a split second, a very thin strip of light could shine out

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u/Ok-Gur-349 Aug 01 '26

Look really close

Sir. Stop it.

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u/urgnousernamesleft Jul 31 '26

Watch the video again, what was that that shot out if him?

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u/PMMeMinis Aug 01 '26

Some light, uhhh, some light refracted into some swamp gas, and that’s what caused the, uhhh

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u/BoringWozniak Jul 31 '26

Is he neutered?

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

yes I adopted him from a cat shelter 2 months ago

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u/Different_Target_228 Jul 31 '26

There are a few frames in this video where... it looks like it could literally be ejaculating, or a graphical glitch.

Are you sure?

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u/resemblingcutlery Jul 31 '26

Vet here, that is no where near a cats penis I can assure you 🫡

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u/Blashtik Aug 01 '26

I'm scratching my head at a lot of the comments in here. Where the heck do people think the cat's penis is located?!

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u/_galexia Aug 01 '26

It's the same people that don't know that male cats have nipples.

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u/FuckmehalftoDeath Aug 01 '26

Oh thank god I found the professional that said it, I was starting to get worried about this comment section 😭

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u/really_nice_guy_ Jul 31 '26

It’s the light reflecting on the front right paw. The white thing suddenly disappears length wise. A fluid wouldn’t do that. But if it’s just a short light, that was visible for the millisecond the cat put its paw down

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u/TressoftheEmeraldTea Jul 31 '26

Nah, he just moves his front white paw and the white comforter I’d briefly visible behind it.

Also, as the vet said, that’s nowhere near his penis lol

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u/rrsullivan3rd Jul 31 '26

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u/Due-Sleep-5019 Jul 31 '26

Omg. I backed out of that sub so fast. Like I am invading on the cat’s private fun time. They did not consent to become online porn.

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u/chickenpot3_14 Aug 01 '26

Hes catsterbating

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u/Strict-Artichoke-361 Jul 31 '26

My only boy cat was baking up some sin biscuits while looking at the love of his life while she was sleeping. He’s such a creeper.

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u/Potential_Method_144 Jul 31 '26

0 days since sin biscuits

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u/__DulyNoted_ Jul 31 '26

biscuits of sin made fresh daily!

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u/SinisterSoren Jul 31 '26

Unrelated but I love your Dale avatar

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u/Idreamofcream99 Jul 31 '26

Has there been a nipple post today?

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u/WeirdLittleBaby Aug 01 '26

Os he neutered? There’s a chance that he was used for breeding?

I have a rescued persian cat, that was used for breeding, he’s more prone to do sin biscuits that the other cats that I had.

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u/Different-Dance-7537 Aug 01 '26

It's called wooling, making biscuits while holding the blanket in his mouth. It's a self-soothing activity. When we adopted our daughter's cat, he did this a lot. As he got used to us and his new surroundings he gradually did it less, but whenever he felt stressed he would do it. Not to worry, it's normal.

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u/I_Dont_Speak_Anymore Aug 01 '26

This is exactly what I was thinking. I really don't get all the comments saying it's sin biscuits???? Am I missing something? People are saying he's humping the blanket but I don't see any humping going on at all. Am I blind or something?

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u/justaRndy Aug 01 '26

Nope, you are actually still capable of unique thought and observation, congrats.

This is self soothing aka kneading, the same thing kitten do subconsciously to stimulate the mammary glands. It sticks around into adulthood sometimes...

There is 0 humping going on in this clip.

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u/Afraid-Drawer8650 Aug 01 '26

Agreed, this is normal cat soothing behavior.

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u/Imagination_Leather Aug 01 '26

My lady cat, Karma, does this.

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u/ichorNet Aug 01 '26

Yep thought I was crazy. Basically all cats I’ve ever had knead

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u/Inquiring_Cat2424 Jul 31 '26

Uhm.. did he squirt or pee on the bedding? Or what was that liquid

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u/Fat_Cat1991 Jul 31 '26

that cat definitely busted a nut twice, op needs to clean those bedsheets

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

I watched the video multiple times and it seemed like that but that was just light looked like liquid and there is no stains on my bedding.

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u/IneedAridetoLiB Jul 31 '26

You’re right! Haha what an illusion.

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u/Spirit_Piper Jul 31 '26

Luminol, I dare you.

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u/grahamMD Aug 01 '26

That’s for blood 👍🏼

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u/Individual-Roll2727 Jul 31 '26

I think it's the white bedding showing lol

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u/Substantial_Bus6615 Jul 31 '26

I saw it tooooo

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u/SuccessfulHistory460 Aug 01 '26

Static electricity from cat fur + bedding friction

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

no nothing. He just bites on my bedding and does this. I was wondering if something is wrong with him.

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u/ThunderSquall_ Jul 31 '26

I promise you nothing is wrong. Bro is a man who's horny.

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u/Nigel_Salisbury Jul 31 '26

Thank you. I just rewatched just to watch a cat throw ropes.

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u/Different_Tangelo511 Jul 31 '26

Hide yo children, hide yo wife

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u/FreddyMercurysCat-08 Jul 31 '26

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u/mmrocker13 Jul 31 '26

I am responding to you solely bc my cat is named after Freddie Mercury. That is all. :-)

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u/No_Property_909 Aug 01 '26

Poor cat being accused of all sorts of things

No it’s not sexual it’s a comfort thing and stems from kitten behaviour

I’ve had cats all my life and had a few like this - the scent of human and the texture of the duvet is comforting to him - let him be bless him

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u/eighthm00n Jul 31 '26

Give me back my cat!

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

Omg your cat looks like his sibling lok

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u/goblin_grovil_lives Aug 01 '26

God forbid a cat have hobbies.

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u/EdieTheJinx Aug 01 '26

My neutered cat does this at least once a day. I call it his “blanket time” 😅

I’ve read it’s a behavior thing. Sometimes a soothing method. Sometimes I think they just want to do it 🤣

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u/totalbloom Jul 31 '26

Go away I’m ‘batin!!!

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u/tanzendervampir Jul 31 '26

Wants to mate

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u/Fabulous-Tap2765 Jul 31 '26

omg what? but he is fixed. Is this something I should be worried about?

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u/Udientix Jul 31 '26

Nope nothing to worry about. Happens with a lot of fixed cats. Most of the time it's also just the movent so no need to worry about the bedding.

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u/rosephoenix19 Jul 31 '26

Even fixed cats can get the urge to hump. This is typical cat behavior.

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u/ProfessO3o Jul 31 '26

A lot of people call them sin biscuits because they hump whatever they are kneading atm. It’s not sexual it’s just his way of saying I’m relaxed and happy. If he was kneading and suckling it would be an indication he was taken from his mother too early but it doesn’t look like he’s suckling. It’s also not matting behavior but has similar posture to it. It’s nothing to worry about but don’t punish him if he does it.

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u/toujourspret Aug 01 '26

Thank you for posting this! My Princess Fish kneads while suckling nearly every night and I know it's 100% non-sexual (I am Cat Mom and this is her version of baby behavior; all four of them have their own secret baby behaviors that only come out when they're hanging out with me and snuggling. Our boy loves panks and likes to hide his face in my shoulder when he's sleepy, our void will headbutt my tablet or phone until I stop and just focus on her, our Bowie-eyed baby licks the bridge of my nose almost obsessively). I was starting to worry since everyone was so sure it was sin biscuits, but it's definitely that she was weaned too young and thinks of me as her safe place.

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u/LemonadeGamers Jul 31 '26

0 Days since cats masturbating on the cat reddit

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u/dwpro Jul 31 '26

🤣crack the fuck up whenever I see sin biscuit action. Cats are weirdos & that’s why we love them❤️

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u/X-Factor11105 Jul 31 '26

Regardless of the content r/Nebelung is calling

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u/MzScarlet03 Aug 01 '26

Those pantaloons!

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u/ShitassAintOverYet Jul 31 '26

Good news, he is happy and comfortable.

Bad news, he is horny.

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u/LonelyKoalaMuncher Aug 01 '26

Did I just watch a cat cum on your bed?

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u/idkusername097 Aug 01 '26

These comments are legitimately hilarious. I’ve been reading for like 10 minutes

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u/DromedarySpitz Aug 01 '26

Wash your bedding and get him fixed lol

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u/MSCOTTGARAND Aug 01 '26

hold up, did he skeet on the sheets?

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u/windwitch13 Jul 31 '26

He is point blank masturbating/self pleasuring whatever you would like to call it. Also because he has been neutered does not mean this will not produce a liquid substance

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u/windwitch13 Jul 31 '26

It is absolutely normal in the animal kingdom and he definitely should not be punished!

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u/Aggravating-Hat-3614 Aug 01 '26

My semi feral boy does this, he has a girlfriend blanket, do NOT interrupt sin biscuit time. We just pretend it’s not happening but sometimes he stares at us when he’s doing it and it makes everyone uncomfortable but if he’s happy I guess it’s fine… the vet said it’s ok.

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u/Latera Jul 31 '26

What does it look like?

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u/sheb_lie Jul 31 '26

My former street cat constantly humps me. There won't be wet stains, it's a behavior ingrained in him from spending the first few years of life unfixed. It's mostly annoying and awkward to get out of. Redirect his attention to curb the behavior but know it's probably not going to stop completely