r/comics 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

We have to consider the possibility…

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u/NilliaLane 7h ago

Devastatingly, you’ve perfectly reproduced his voice. I feel bad for both of us being burdened with such a clear sense of how he talks.

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u/GankedGoat 7h ago

It's like high humidity in speech form.

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u/cap10wow 7h ago

Damn, that’s spot-on

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u/HFentonMudd 3h ago

I'd add inside a port-a-potty

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u/GenericRedditor0405 7h ago

I am stealing this description.

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u/AManWhoJustSignedUp 5h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/U_L_Uus 5h ago

With his ego he will suffer a nervous breakdown way before that, the moment there is no one anymore to interact with him in any meaningful way his mind will just go full Kars

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u/Zosima93 6h ago

Have you considered a career in poetry?

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u/SentientSeamoth 6h ago

Holy shit, what an amazing description lol. Poetic af

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u/NilliaLane 6h ago

So apt.
90% humidity and 10% mosquito

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u/mhyquel 6h ago

Is that what Trudeau was referring to when he said we shouldn't be speaking moistly?

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u/SomeDumbDoggo 5h ago

Chef's kiss

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u/Aureon 4h ago

You, sir, are a poet and should be awarded the title of poet laureate

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u/EmptyRook 3h ago

Florida just pours out of his mouth