r/interesting 16d ago

NATURE Death of a single-celled organism

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u/VariousAd2521 16d ago

See you on the other side my friend

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u/HamletSammiches 16d ago

I feel genuinely sad now.

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u/Standard_Ride_8732 16d ago

His little flangies wiggling til the end definitely made me sad too.

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u/thedaymanahaha 16d ago

Little guy went out like we all wish to. Failing and screaming WHY WHY WHY WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME‽‽¿¿

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I’ll exit this world the same way i entered it.

Screaming, disgusting and naked

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u/DryerCoinJay 16d ago

If death were easy everyone would be doing it.

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u/WinterWontStopComing 16d ago

I inherited it from my mother

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u/Am_Snarky 16d ago

Meh, we all get the hang of it, it’s easier with experience

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u/Excel_User_1977 16d ago

It only takes one

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 16d ago

The first time is always special 

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u/AlexKewl 16d ago

After the first time you'll never fear it again

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u/MokanElTurko 15d ago

Drop me on an island with men only

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u/SignificanceFit6371 15d ago

Well, it's a once in a lifetime experience for a reason.

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u/Weird_Debt_2209 15d ago

I think we all do it? Lol are doing it?

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u/Klept_0h 15d ago

it's so easy everyone does it eventually, we procrastinate easy tasks often

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 13d ago

Death is like getting out of a chair and sitting in another.

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u/NikoliVolkoff 16d ago

naked, screaming and covered in blood

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u/Bumbymoo 16d ago

Unlike the passengers in your car.

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u/MentulaMagnus 15d ago

I intend to live forever or die trying. So far, everything is going to plan!

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u/wellthatsucked20 15d ago

Kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

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u/Baumarius 14d ago

And covered in butter.

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u/Otherwise_Bread_9972 14d ago

And without my permission.

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u/DoctorPainless 13d ago

Disgusting, as in… myself

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u/AsStupidAsU 16d ago

Do not go gentle into that good night

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u/Present_Adeptness312 16d ago

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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u/gay_flatulent 16d ago

IT BUUURRRNNNS!

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u/Gelato-Jones 16d ago

more of a will to survive than myself

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u/Ricky_TVA 16d ago

What looked like his eyes popping out freaked me out, no lie

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u/Major-Hooters 16d ago

Flangies are on planes. Sometimes they even carry spares.

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u/jscottman96 16d ago

Theres no part called flangies on this plane sir

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u/pixeltweaker 16d ago

OMG. This plane has no filanges!!!!

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 16d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/AlternativeKarma204 16d ago

Yes, I'll order the cheeseburger with fries please. Thanks.

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u/Low-Buffalo-6570 16d ago

Do you want lettuce with cyclospora on it?

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 16d ago

Regina Philanges?

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u/Major-Hooters 16d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrwVB4vMx-Q

Yes there is 😂. Multiple ones maybe also
Sometimes

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u/jscottman96 16d ago

This one always gets me

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u/macguini 16d ago

Phlangies however, are fingers.

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u/hopyInquisition 16d ago

There's... something on the wing!

Some... Thing... Flange!

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u/Yunzer2000 16d ago

Flagella...

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 16d ago

Cilia

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u/SuzQP 16d ago

Will you tell us her life story? Where was she born?

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 16d ago

O. M. G. LOLOLOLOL 💀💀

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u/TufnelAndI 16d ago

She was in The Odyssey.

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u/johnnycr18 16d ago

Fragilé

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u/Cmprssdsugarpellet 16d ago

Must be Italian

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u/False-Rent7447 16d ago

It’s a major award

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u/beastmodewolfman 16d ago

I think I'll put it the window for the neighbors to see.

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u/Local-Dish-5695 16d ago

Paramecium?? My micro was 4 decades ago.

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u/LordBalderdash 16d ago

I think there was only one.

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u/marcomalacara 16d ago

Reminds me of an old joke from Full House.

DJ to Stephanie: you’re about as smart as a paramecium.

Stephanie to DJ: well…you’re as smart as ONEmecium!

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u/anfornum 16d ago

Not flagella. That's singular. Cillia.

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u/_The-Numbers-Mason_ 16d ago

Flagella is the plural form of flagellum. Some organisms have more than one flagellum. 

These are cilia because of their short structure, more numerous than a few, and provide mobility through an oar-like motion and not whip-like. 

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u/Fit-Contract8566 16d ago

He died doing what he loved 🥲

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u/mowtowcow 16d ago

And that's what makes us human and it a single celled organism that would make you shit your pants without a single thought.

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u/indie_web 16d ago

Those are called cilium, I believe.

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u/oasis618 16d ago

You should see mine.

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u/TheCosmicPony 16d ago

“His little flangies” is so cute 🥰

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u/Patient-Lecture-714 16d ago

The little wiggles at the end absolutely broke my heart😭

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u/BiteyCats 16d ago

Like that shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 16d ago

Life is precious. We fight for it til the end.

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u/TexasDJ 15d ago

Was like when Spider-Man got snapped away by Thanos.

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u/HaleyCollins 15d ago

That little wiggle at the end was the emotional damage I wasn’t prepared for 😭

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u/tallcupofwater 16d ago

He just, fell apart 😢

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u/invariantspeed 16d ago

We all do eventually.

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u/IndicationFickle5387 16d ago

Feel like I’m going thru it right now honestly.

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u/Oktarochips 16d ago

Hope you find some enlightenment at the moment you realize why you've been falling apart ❤️

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u/Agreeable-Figure4124 16d ago

I turned it off when I saw it excrete/shit itself

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u/TufnelAndI 16d ago

Like Bonnie Tyler ☹️

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u/Potential-Jaguar6655 16d ago

Me the fuck too, my guy 😭

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u/Veegermind 16d ago

Non binary..

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u/LifeguardDry7372 16d ago

this is gonna be strange, but one of the things that make me sad about death is the fact that everything tries fighting so hard to keep me alive dies too.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 16d ago

I feel horrified by seeing his guts spilled all over the place, after tearing itself appart in its last attempts to move and gasp for life.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 16d ago

It’s a glob eat glob world 😢

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u/tilalk 16d ago

Is it raining or is it just me

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u/YoRHa11Z 16d ago

Then you find out its E. Coli or something so then f*ck that foo

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u/EmperorSkyTiger 16d ago

Right there with ya, bud. Wild how hard that made the existential so vivid.

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u/LaughingToNotCrying 16d ago

It's the music...

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u/K0ridian 16d ago

Right tho. Like damn.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 16d ago

that is what makes this existence so beautiful. thank you ALL for your humanity.

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u/Low-Assumption7710 16d ago

And that's how you know you're human.

But chin up - the reason it was so sad to watch is because of the joy that life itself brings us. Don't forget to enjoy your life and your happiness today!

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u/typhlonusMama 16d ago

Me too. 🥺 It looks like he’s sacrificing his ultimate energy to blend into the universe. 🌌Beautifully tragic.

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u/crlthrn 16d ago

Definitely far more affecting than I had anticipated.

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u/bellbros 16d ago

I think the sadness is somehow even greater because it may not have a brain, consciousness, or any understanding that it’s dying at all.

There’s no fear of what’s coming, no acceptance, no story it tells itself about what’s happening. It simply existed, sustained itself for a while, and then slowly couldn’t anymore.

Maybe that’s why watching something so tiny and simple wither away hits so strangely hard. We’re not necessarily grieving its suffering we’re recognizing the universality of impermanence. No matter the size or complexity, everything living seems bound by that same fundamental rule.

And maybe that says something interesting about empathy too. We can feel sadness for something that may never have been capable of feeling sadness itself. It doesn’t have to understand its own mortality for us to recognize ourselves in it.

And there’s something deeply human about feeling sad for a creature that may never have been capable of feeling sadness itself.

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u/84Windsor351 15d ago

i feel you man that was kind of a huge bummer

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u/carbon_made 15d ago

This was heartbreaking. Welcome to the ether little one.

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u/narco-sub-admiral 15d ago

He lived a full life (4 minutes 19 seconds)

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 16d ago

In the end no matter what, us biological creatures no matter how different we are, how intelligent, PREDATOR or PREY, we end up at the same destination as brothers and sisters

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u/rdogg4 16d ago

If you are a simple dividing cell, consider that there is no distinction between parent and offspring. Each can consider themselves to be a continuously living being first born at the primordial conception of life on earth.

Similarly, your life began when egg in your mothers womb started dividing and divided enough times that cells began differentiating and formed a fully formed human being. That egg cell doesn’t “die” in this process, it just divides. That egg was formed very early in your mothers development, while she was still in her mothers womb, and similarly by process of cells dividing.

We can all trace our lives back along a lineage of dividing cells that have necessarily not died and go all the way back to first cell division. The life inside of you is very old and doesn’t necessarily die with you.

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u/rexifelis 16d ago

I heard this in a different form years and years ago: the fact that you are standing here today means there is an unbroken lineage behind you stretching back to life’s beginning.

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u/UnicornSheets 16d ago

You are a beautiful child of the universe

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u/TheSexyIntellectual 15d ago edited 15d ago

We are truly stardust, for all of the heavier elements we are made of: the carbon, nitrogen, iron, and the other metals, came from the exploded cores of dead stars ...

I also look at this way: all the building blocks of the universe that would become everything in it were present at the very beginning. Although we ourselves are not that old, the quarks and whatever other fundamental particles may be eventually found that we are made from, are 13 billion years old.

So, in a sense, we are both new and have been here 13 billion years...

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u/jerseygunz 16d ago

I’ll never forget being in Sunday school and they’re teaching us about the flood and how god said he wouldn’t do that again and my one buddy goes “but what about fire?” and the teacher just goes “that revelations, you’ll learn that later” hahaha

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u/LilJelloCat 16d ago

And God...?

Or just everything.

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u/spiral_out_46_2_ 16d ago

“Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth's mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result -- eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly -- in you.”

― Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

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u/GreenIvyLace 16d ago

That was legitimately beautiful.

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u/pixelmountain 16d ago

Truly

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u/forbiddenfreedom 16d ago

Not if I can help it! *Refuses to procreate.

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u/pixelmountain 16d ago

LOL! I too have not created progeny and will not.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 16d ago

I enlisted and wanted to do my time before becoming a parent. Now that I'm out, this economy is absolute garbage. If I gain responsibility of a child, I'll do my best, but I am okay if that day is far from now.

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u/Pipeworkingcitizen 16d ago

This gave me a unfathomable sense of peace. Thank you.

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u/Simple1Spoon 16d ago

You know whats crazy, less humans have ever existed than there are stars in the observeable universe.

Its not close either. Somewhere close to 19 trillion stars exsist for each human who has ever lived.

Being alive with human intelligence is frankly a miracle.

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u/Mapeague 16d ago

Or perhaps a curse. What if we are the dum dums of the universe and all the other life forms ignore us because of it?

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u/nofattyacid 15d ago

What's crazy and stupid is that we kill each other because some "leader" said it's ok.

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u/ZeroVoltLoop 16d ago

Which means that we are cousins with all humans and all life.

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u/SoonToBeStardust 16d ago

This is lovely

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u/IceManJim 16d ago

Are those original cells still inside us? I've always wondered that.

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u/slippinthrudreamland 16d ago

no, but those original cells are our ancestors and every single living thing, from the tiniest microbe to the largest multicellular organism, comes from them. life is a never-ending cycle. even if our ancestors are dead, they "live on" because they were the first creatures to emerge from the primordial soup as life, who started the cycle.

in addition, the atoms and chemical compounds that form us, humans, and every other living thing on earth, may well have been part of one of the first living beings in the world at some point. while those first living beings (the cells in question) are now dead, little pieces of them certainly live on in some form.

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u/Organic-Squirrel-678 16d ago

This is why I don’t get why people don’t want kids. Essentially the fact that you are on this earth today is because your ancestors kept that line going - back to the origin of life essentially. Yet you would want to effectively bring that to en an end by not passing on your genes. That’s literally crazy to me.

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u/sfgabe 16d ago

Keep an ancestral line going? In this economy?

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u/LucyintheskyM 16d ago

I try to explain this to my mother but she still insists that I should give her grandchildren. I just shout "ITS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING SUCH AN AMAZING PARENT! I CANT LIVE UP TO THAT! YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I HAVE A LIZARD!"

The lizard will be her only grandchild and I spoil him as such.

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u/Francis_Dollar_Hide 16d ago

"Similarly, your life began when egg in your mothers womb started dividing and divided enough times that cells began differentiating and formed a fully formed human being."

You're overlooking an important part here, no?

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u/Independent_Crow1749 16d ago

Yeah, there’s something that brought about the beginning of the process of division. It doesn’t just “happen”. There is the small bit called fertilization. Otherwise this was a beautiful concept.

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u/SandyBeachShell 16d ago

What happens to those that dont produce? Do their lineage just vanish?

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u/Jayden82 16d ago

I mean, yeah.

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u/massunderestmated 16d ago

At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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u/Corredespondent 16d ago

And the prawn

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u/TufnelAndI 16d ago

The King Prawn.

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u/Longjumping_Eye4303 16d ago

And my knitted emotional support prawn too, named LaPrawnda. She returns to yarn filaments that disintegrate. I’m sad now

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u/rexifelis 16d ago

Castles can’t move! This game makes no sense

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u/raspberryharbour 16d ago

Speak for yourself, mortal

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u/SunGreene42 16d ago

Finally I understand the feelings of the few
Ashes and diamonds
Foe and friend
We were all equal in the end

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u/realWulfLives 15d ago

Nah, we might actually end up in heaven.

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 16d ago

What caused this great tragedy?

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u/RainbowDarter 16d ago

It lost homeostasis

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 16d ago edited 16d ago

Right, but was it intentional, caused by something in the intentionally in the petri dish?

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u/GuardianViolet 16d ago

It was a microorganism called Blepharisma musculus, which have a pink pigment that oxidizes quickly in light. The light from the microscope caused the pigment to oxidize, and it essentially melted to death from the heat of the chemical reaction

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u/GWillyBJunior 16d ago

The person who put it under the microscope knew that by doing so it would die, and therefor committed 1st degree murder. 🦠🔬💡💀

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u/insidiousapricot 16d ago

Hopefully the aliens dont do that to us

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 16d ago

😱 Poor thing!

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 16d ago

appreciate the explanation. my biology knowledge is weak.
but looking it up i learned these creatures can grow to relatively enormous size by *CANNIBALISM*!
What???

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u/MichloIW 16d ago

Did you never play Spore? :)

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u/Different_Software82 15d ago

Reminded me of an even simpler game called Flow (it was a flash game)

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u/Ok-Effective7280 16d ago

So man kills again……………..

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u/Valhallaback_Girl 16d ago

Woman inherits the earth….cue Jurassic park theme

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u/UnauthorizedBacon 16d ago

So basically, "if looks could kill" except it actually did.

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u/Carter_in_Egypt 16d ago

I kept it together - until now.

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u/milkolik 15d ago

dont ever lose homeostasis

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u/NotTheOnePercentMilk 13d ago

Here I am grieving this single-cell organism, and you're telling me it was homophobic?

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u/B-Train_ATL 16d ago

Taumoeba

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u/mattson-masterpiece 16d ago

I’m never washing my hands again 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Turnipsinthesky 16d ago

Good thing you have the perfect explanation if anyone questions you!

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u/fatinhollywood 16d ago

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ i cackled so loudly! thank you.

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u/TristanMeads 13d ago

Evacuating the bowel takes on a whole new meaning too.

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u/CharityAggravating69 16d ago

Till we meet again friend 💔

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u/its7ash 16d ago

But, not yet. Not yet.

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u/REpassword 16d ago

“We are made of star stuff” - Carl

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u/LilMissy1246 16d ago

This kinda makes me think of that one scene in SpongeBob where Krabs is watching this soap opera and its organisms parting ways or something.

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u/_formica_ 16d ago

I just realized that there will be mosquitoes on the other side, too.

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u/SnooShortcuts7173 16d ago

All of his insides became outsides

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 16d ago

The confusion that was hers belongs now to the baby down the hall

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u/PasswordReset1234 16d ago

There is no other side, this is it.

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u/lawsdontappi 16d ago

i don't think they have a other side bro

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u/YuneePug24 16d ago

Okay but magine dying and reincarnation into one of THOSE

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u/Billyosler1969 16d ago

He just couldn’t keep it together

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u/kaplanfx 16d ago

Oh Bojack no, there is no other side.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 16d ago

So sad. Bro totally melted 😔

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u/Stellen999 16d ago

For all we know that organism could be a deadly pathogen to humans.

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u/ellefleming 16d ago

Anyone know if this is common? Why'd it die?

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u/discretelandscapes 16d ago

See you in another life, brother

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u/Wonderful-Fold-2585 16d ago

Mr stark. I don’t feel so good

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u/montigoo 16d ago

It always starts with spiraling out of control

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u/Anil2071999 16d ago

See you there, my friend. Until then, take care ❤️

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u/stargrazer10 16d ago

Look on the bright side, he at last has escaped the cubicle. No more TPS reports for you my friend. Now you rest.

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u/ProfessionalSong7672 16d ago

I'll see you in Valhalla.

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u/RoastedRhino 16d ago

he had a fun life, and he died doing what he liked the most: doing donuts in the water

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u/StJimmy_815 15d ago

“Oh Bojack, there is no other side. This is it.”

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u/New_Breadfruit8692 15d ago

Will go on to become petroleum in a few million years.

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u/BackConsistent5955 14d ago

Your comment is deep . Right on

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u/Papa_Hasbro69 13d ago

That was me in one of my many previous reincarnations. It’s kind of annoying how I usually respawn as a bacteria or protozoa.

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