r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/beekermc 19h ago

You're sure she didnt steal those......right?!?!

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u/Lickitlikeyoulikeit1 19h ago

You calling OP’s mom a whore?!

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u/kdawgster1 19h ago

There’s only one thing you can do to teach a lemon stealing whore a lesson

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop This flair gives you flair envy. 15h ago

"But I poop from there!"

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u/Civil-Big-754 9h ago

Not right now you don't!

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u/CelticMoss 19h ago

That’s such an obscure reference, thank you for the laugh 😂

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u/queuedUp 18h ago

Is it really that obscure??

I saw lemons and that was my first thought

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u/Superhereaux 10h ago

Yes, apparently.

A few weeks ago, someone posted a ring camera screenshot of a woman literally stealing lemons out of her front lawn.

I, being a reddit addict and connoisseur of grown up themed movies, obviously called her what she was and got downvoted.

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u/MartinisnMurder 10h ago

That lives rent free in my head, and was the first thing I thought of when seeing OP’s mom’s horde of lemons.

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u/queuedUp 9h ago

Those people just didn't want to admit they knew it... but they did.

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u/Bossmenjak 18h ago

Yes. People that know about it find it memorable, but not many people know about it so it's still obscure.

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u/queuedUp 18h ago

I honestly don't know what that is supposed to mean.

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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros 9h ago

It's not obscure. There's just a lot of young people on Reddit that weren't even born when the scene that the meme comes from was released.

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u/queuedUp 8h ago

This is honestly one of my biggest issues with Reddit now.

So many new users and so many of them so young and they don't know or understand many of the references or phrases that use to be the core of Reddit.

And I'm seeing so many subs moving to change to adapt to the new users. It's sad times.

Anyways it's been more than 10 seconds so I better look at my lemon trees before the OPs mom comes by

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u/paragonmac 19h ago

Surely that was like only 5 years ago... right...?

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u/thefoodiedentist 19h ago

Ha its like 20yrs old now

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u/Ok-Anteater-4320 18h ago

And don't call me Shirley.

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u/PorkChop70-1 18h ago

No fucking way

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u/Maparyetal 18h ago

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u/Preface 17h ago

More like this for the people old enough to remember it

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u/HOEDY 17h ago

The actress from the porn was murdered by her boyfriend I think. Not the lemon thief, the one who owns the tree

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u/Affectionate_Ad_3722 22m ago

That's pretty depressing.

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u/onlymostlydead 17h ago

Yep, and Numa Numa guy was right before that.

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u/StrongExternal8955 10h ago

How long is it since we looked at our lemon tree meme?

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u/Avaylon 19h ago

This is the second time this week I've seen this obscure porno referenced. 🤣

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u/Incredible-Ironman 18h ago

And it's about stealing lemons?

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u/no-this-iz-patrick 18h ago

Always keep an eye out for the lemon stealing whores!

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u/OkSmoke9195 18h ago

Wait. "Lemon stealing whore" is from a porno? I thought for sure there was something more benign being drawn upon

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u/RockMonstrr 17h ago edited 17h ago

Yeah no, hardcore porn starring James Dean and Joanna Angel as the lemon stealing whore

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u/MartinisnMurder 10h ago

James Deen had so many rape and abuse allegations against him before he pretty much disappeared after losing like all of his contracts. People knew what he was like and doing for a long time but turned a blind eye because he was so profitable.

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u/Avaylon 9h ago

Straight up porn. My husband and I used to watch the most ridiculous porn we could find together. Lemon stealing whores was our favorite, although mostly for the amazingly terrible dialogue. Some of the choices made during the... Action... was not best hygiene practices.

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 7h ago

Ahh I wasn't sure what was being referenced but I think that's because I'm gay lmao. So I'll always get the, "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad" reference. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9Igp5rb2Gsmu7I5O

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u/gnuoveryou grooooooo 18h ago

what is it I must know

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u/RoughBenefit9325 18h ago

Someone else said "this is the second time this week I've seen this obscure porno reference" and now im extra curious as to what this reference is.

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u/Wubadubaa 18h ago

It's a reference to a porn movie called 'lemon stealing whores'.

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u/gnuoveryou grooooooo 8h ago

thank you much

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u/makemeking706 19h ago

Not obscure at all. 

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u/ckeeler11 18h ago

1 whore 150 lemons.

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u/Flipflopclementine 19h ago

Stop 😭😭 has this been dormant in my mind since like 2007??

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u/hbrooks108 18h ago

I was looking for this! But I didn't wanna call OPs mom a whore. 😭😭😭 but the lemons in the fridge speak for themselves. 🍋

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u/cpjinny 18h ago

Hey, what the fuck?!